Now you can troll us with confidence.

yeah
like womens lib, Toads gonna liberate Castle.

By the way, here is a desktop-sized version of The Signing. It could use some cool text or something maybe for an "official" desktop if someone wants to make one. This version doesn't have Haley or Bowe.

http://i.imgur.com/rPtoI.jpg

All I can free...is your mind.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hggb3pG93w..._your_mind.jpg

First of all, Clayton obviously needs to get out of his mom's basement and get laid. Second of all the stuff he posted doesn't tell me what Cassel did in the offseason workouts, it just shows his general tendencies.

Are you really arguing against getting all the facts before forming an opinion? I hope to hell you are never on a jury.

LMAO

OFFSEASON WORKOUTS WILL SAVE US, EVERYONE!

THIS YEAR...THE KING WILL BE FAIR, AND OUR COLONIES WILL FLOURISH!

THIS YEAR.

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

This isn't a court of law.

We all know that Cassel is inaccurate, so to draw the conclusion that he is making inaccurate throws that Baldwin has to adjust to is not making some huge leap.

Seriously, serving on a jury and talking about football?

You actually are going there?

Holy shit.

LMAO

What a ****ing dumbass.

Occam's razor slices and dices every shitty Cassel pass to pieces.

If it appears shitty, chances are, it was.

LMAO

Read Milkman's posts in Red Foreman's voice...Awesome

Lol, I always do that too. And same for Rausch. I always read his posts as if it is Ricky from Trailer Park Boys speaking.

Wow. I used to think you had no life. Now I KNOW you have no life.

If you ever want to get out of the house, call me breh.

I'm comfortable enough with my life that I don't need to get out of the house and tell others they should do so to feel better about myself.

And FYI, you are still my bro, but if I got out of the house more, we couldn't have nice beardmaster things.

Because they don't take their advice or opinions from a guy who writes manifestos and doodles around with photoshop in his mother's basement?

I know you are not the brightest guy in the world, but god damn.....seriously?

I didn't tell you you should...

keep on keepin' on man...I was just offering, should you choose to want some o2, beer, and a window.

They should. If Haley had been fired sooner last year, we're in the playoffs. And I would have been rockin' the basement HARD.

I dunno, from my short tenure here, the Chiefs have always performed best when your attacks / trolling is the most active....SO I say keep it up!!! If you continue, we could win our first 3-4 games...and get this party started right.

Just don't jump off of the hate bandwagon TOO quickly please....keep hating , since that will drive us to victory.

I find your terms acceptable.

I was a huge homer at the beginning of 2009 (hell, I defended Haley and Cassel tooth and nail for 10 weeks), and at the end of 2010 I called us getting our ass beat by the Ravens.

Shit, I defended the Tyson Jackson selection...**** me, man.

Us getting beat by the ravens was pretty much an easy call...Sure, I didnt think it would be THAT bad....

But how could you have thought 2009 would be any good at all? Ist that the season where we only had like 20 guys left from the roster from the previos year? Wasn't that seriously one of the worst teams in TEAM history?

Do you have any idea how homertastic this place was before that game?

People actually believed we lost purposely to the Raiders because we wanted to play Baltimore.

I believed in Haley, Cassel, Larry, Bowe, etc. I thought Goff could still play and that the OL wouldn't be a mega disaster.

Thought we could improve on D based on the talent.

Then Clancy Pendergast, 2.7 and Fat Butterfingers Bowe happened.

http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=20852

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Robert = Crenell

Longshanks = Pioli

Don't tell me that Clay is William Wallace.

I WAS BORN IN SCOTLAND.

If he were William Wallace, he'd devour the Chiefs front office with lightning bolts from his eyes and fireballs from his arse

Get the man some Taco Tico ASAP!

Aye, buy season tickets, and you'll live. At least awhile.

And dying in your beds, many years from now...would you trade all the days...from this day to that...to come back here and tell our quarterback....that he may take our money...but he'll never take....OUR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

*moons Cassel from the 50*

Season Ticket holders cost money....send the True Fans

IMPORTANT FACT #58106:

As a Chief, in games where Cassel's team rushes for less than 135 yards he is 5-17. In the five wins, Cassel's defense holds the opposition to an average of 15.4 points.

LOL, I'm gonna miss that guy. They fired him for Dwight, and Dwight wanted to leave anyway. What an asshole. I liked Stan just for the entertainment value he brought.

You bastard. I've owned season tickets for 10 hellish years and this is the only thing I've seen that made me reconsider.

Well, well. Look what I have acquired.

http://i.imgur.com/FMaz8.jpg

We sweep the Fade in 2012.

You heard it here 1st.

We've definitely got the offensive line to do it this year.

This IS, the AFC West, though. And I know how much this Chiefs team loves to lose to inferior division opponents. These ain't Marty's boys

I can't believe you guys are arguing for making assumptions without any facts. I guess on CP reason is a bad thing.

seriously.
if you would get your head out of Pioli and Cassels ass for just a few minutes you might figure out whats goin on.

:popcorn:

Third and 8? Better throw 5 yards short of the sticks.

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I don't think anybody has the delusion that any of the Chiefs organization is reading this. Its not why we are posting. Its a statement to other fans about how we feel the front office is letting us down. This team is never going to get anywhere with Matt Cassel.

The more realistic expectation is that if the groundswell is big enough then it gets to the local media and filtered to the organization. If you really think that we are only posting to have our day in court with Pioli and Hunt, you shouldn't even be posting here.

sadly, I don't think any of the local medial has the stones to even bring up the information identified in Clay's OP.They're too far up the collective butts of Pioli/Hunt etc.

we can only hope someone nationally gets it/link out there.

Legend has it Cassel never had time to throw against the Ravens.

Note: Charles and Bowe bailed Cassel out on this by forcing and recovering a fumble on the same play.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/casselsuxravens.gif

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Pants full of shit? Better intentionally ground dat ball!

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/casselsuxravens3.gif

Now that I've ****ed us over, and it's 2nd and 20, I'll just make it worse by holding the ball way too long, and having no idea about the concept of a pass rush. Note: First Ravens sack in over 100 pass plays.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/casselsuxravens4.gif

Under extreme duress, with no time to throw, Cassel is intercepted because of an amazing play by the defender.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/casselsuxravens5.gif

Also, I wonder if anyone else was open on this play. Here I have done you the Curtis-y of screencapping a key moment.

http://i.imgur.com/BFPMD.jpg

Whee!

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/casselsuxravens6.gif

And...scene.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/casselsuxravens7.gif

And stare down your receiver the entire time while doing so.

Does anyone know if Pioli on Twitter?

yup...a bowel movement

but what is it that you do?

what happens to Pioli if the Chiefs go 4-12, or 5-11 etc.?

will there be any change in his employment?

Not to mention, while staring down the receiver, he sees him getting blown the **** up requiring him to do a spin move.... And STILL forces the ball to him.

Clay i got Jamie Dukes to RT this thread lol.


Gregory ‏@ChiefsOrioles12

@jamiedukes http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=261629 … Good read on just how bad cassel is can i get a RT
Retweeted by Jamie Dukes

LMAO

Dukes kicks ass.

Do you also think we should bring back Sabby Piscatelli and give him another run-through?

I mean, by letting him go the team is making some terrible assumptions about his ability to play with a full offseason and familiarity with the playbook.

I would hope that a professional team like the Chiefs would be smart enough to deal only with the facts and not blind hate to determine if a guy can play or not play. But that's clearly not the case. Shame.

You know the saying, "You can use numbers and statistics to manipulate people and warp any truth?"

Okay. Use statistics to tell me that Cassel is a good QB.

It's an interesting critical thinking problem. One you would see at a gifted student classroom. There is no wrong or right answer.

I'm thinking. I'm really trying to attack this problem, and I don't think it has a solution. I don't think you can use numbers to tell that Cassel isn't a shitty QB. It's impossible. The only thing I've got is 27-7, and that's been attacked approximately 73 different ways by various posters.

If there exists no bright light in ANY of Cassel's numbers, is it possible for him to not suck?

I don't know, I'm genuinely asking.

Name the other QBs in league history to have back-to-back 400-yard games.

Fouts
Marino
Simms
Warner
Volek
Cassel
Brees
Newton
Brady

Volek is clearly the outlier. The rest are high-quality QBs.

I mean, sure, I can name stuff like that I suppose. If Cassel did that with the Chiefs, I would absolutely use that in my thought exercise

It's absolutely the type of statistical evidence that one can use to paint Cassel as the victim of inept management and lackluster talent.

"The talent is clearly there."

It's easy to defend Cassel with stats.

"In years he wasn't saddled with a horrible supporting cast, or had his team suffer injuries, he has a magnificent 48 to 18 TD/INT ratio!"

Boom! There it is! Good research TK!

:LOL:

We are on them, man. We are on them! :toast:

IMPORTANT FACT #MCMXCLVII

Cassel's teams (Chiefs AND Patriots) have lost 16 games in which the offense has gained 113+ yards rushing.

Average rushing yards in these games: 138

yes

I would like to see Pioli's response to the OP, say if it was presented to him in an interview.

"Well, you know, people can point to a lot of statistics to prove their point. I've known Matt for several years and I have a good idea of what he is and what he can do. I'm confident he can be a good quarterback for us, a good starting quarterback, and help us win. We've won lots of games here with Matt in the past and I know we can do it again."

You trying to bring back Tommykat?

He's done it once since joining KC and that was in a loss. He's thrown under 150 yards 9 times as a Chief. How many QBs have thrown under 150 yards in consecutive games?

Against playoff teams, for his Chiefs career, Cassel averages 148.5 yards passing per game.

It pains me how much Cassel sucks.

Man we ****ed up in the draft. Your point wouldn't be valid if we had drafted DeCastro.

Actually, in one of Pioli's recent interviews he (Pioli) stated that "we don't know what we have in Matt." Makes one wonder just exactly how much evidence a general manager needs to evaluate a player.

He was pretty good that game once we got behind 35-0!

Even great coaches do that. Because there is heavy coverage past the first down marker. The hope is that the receiver can get the yards after catch. I've seen the Pats do it, I've seen the Packers do it, I've seen the Giants do it. It is really a common tactic, but on CP everyone thinks only the Chiefs do it.

That has nothing to do with coaching.

It's a shitty read by Cassel. Throwing to a receiver who has a 5 percent chance of getting the 1st down is terrible.