Have someone record you knocking some bitches out. CP would love to watch.

$50k in casino cash for video of Luv knocking someone unconscious.

Updated OP.

I'm going to try and make your next bout. I'll know by the beginning of the month what my work schedule looks like for that day. I wish your bouts started later, then it would be no question.

I'll believe it when I see it. :p

With a double header, we really can't start any later. After clean-up, our girls don't get out of there until about 10pm, and the other team is usually waiting for us at the after party venue.

If Sundays work better for you, I think that the July bout is our last Saturday home bout. I'm really not sure about that, though. August may or may not be on a Saturday. I know September is a Sunday for sure.

I'm off on Sundays right now. That's subject to change, but I don't see it happening. That, and Saturdays are by far our busiest days of the week. I would've come out to the Outback last Saturday, but the wife and I were on some much needed vaca.

roller derby is dope as hell. I have a female friend that I've known since college that does it in her spare time. Shes hot too with D cups. I went to one of her events and popped a chub just watching her titties bounce around

The Japanese don't do roller derby.

Updated OP for next bout.

I have to brag on myself. I played my best game ever on Saturday night. Knocking chicks down and out of bounds, whipping someone, and I jammed and scored some points! It was a great night. We won, too!

nice goin killer

And then you all invaded my bar

http://springfieldrollergirls.com/20...n-roller-derby

Article I wrote on the common misconceptions regarding roller derby. :)

Still in the process of putting in some links.

Wait. You go to the No Name Saloon? I didn't go that night.

Not a single mention of the word lesbian?

I was clarifying MISconceptions. :)

Oh my.

I guess it is a misconception that you have to be one to play. :hmmm:

I got called in to the office on the 4th of July this year to fix the two front teeth on a young lady that got "checked" playing roller derby up here in KC. Broke one tooth to the gumline, and the other about half way up. Two root canals, two crowns, and some other work. AND, she WAS wearing a mouthguard, as required by the league.

Ban Roller Derby.

I hope whoever "checked" her got a penalty for a high block. Damn.

Then your list isn't complete.

Just in case there's anyone in the Springfield looking for things to do the next couple of weekends...

Tonight is First Friday Art Walk downtown. Not derby related, but I'm going if it's not raining.

August 10th - Birthplace of Route 66 Festival Car Show - Park Central Square - 10am-4pm. SRG will have a merch table set up, and we'll have girls skating around. Tickets for August 17th double header will be sold.

August 11th - Shop & Skate - Skateport - 5-8pm - $5 (if you want to skate). Skating party with vendors, food and fun activities including inflatables. Monthly event that raises money for different charities, causes, and organizations. SRG will be selling merch and tickets here as well. Admission is free if you're not skating.

August 17th - Double Header v. St. Chux Derby Chix - Skateport - 6-9:30pm. My last home bout before I retire from competing and take over training Fresh Meat. Tickets $10 at the door or $8 in advance (like at one of the events I just mentioned).

You're retiring already?

I enjoy it, but I'm not one who likes to be on the front line. I'm much more comfortable in a supporting role. I'm good on my skates, and I'm a good teacher. We are short on girls right now, and we need someone who can be available to train the new girls during practice time. Training would not count as practice attendance for me, so I wouldn't meet the attendance requirements to skate. I will probably bench coach during bouts.

My son has been asking to go to one of these. We will definitely be there the 17th. I'm gonna see if I can get Sauto to make the scene.

HEY SAUTO!!!!!!!!

Dinny

Updated the OP. I'll actually be missing going to this bout due to going to the KC/Dallas game, but, if you're in town, you should go! (Or not go and watch Sunday Night Football.)

Skating in my last bout tonight in Ft. Smith, AR. I'm not sure why, but I'm more nervous now than I was before my first bout last February.

The team I skate on...

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/...16967440_n.jpg

Who's the hot bitch 3 in from the right?

;)

No, wrong bar.