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Dr. Johnny Fever 08-07-2012 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8799239)
My front license plate on my car is a Kansas City Royals plate. People laugh at me.
See this is part of the reason why I respect you. Not just anyone can pull that off.

Lumpy 08-07-2012 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8797874)
Wow, what a coincidence! I also like killing things, drinking single malt scotch, and banging your old lady. :D
Look at that... it's a small world after all.

The operative word here is, "small".

:D

JD10367 08-07-2012 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8799564)
Look at that... it's a small world after all.

The operative word here is, "small".

:D
Hey, that's not nice. And I wasn't even talking about you. I meant his "other" old lady, the one he keeps down in the basement. You know, the one he's had since he was a kid. :D

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Lumpy 08-07-2012 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8799593)
Hey, that's not nice. And I wasn't even talking about you. I meant his "other" old lady, the one he keeps down in the basement. You know, the one he's had since he was a kid. :D

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VZJ31fpdrP...blowupdoll.jpg
LMAO

Pfft. Shows what you know. He popped that bitch a long time ago.

Planetman 08-07-2012 09:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steron (Post 8798569)
I am accused of twelve counts of murder in the first degree, fourteen counts of armed theft of Federation property, twenty-two counts of piracy
in high space, eighteen counts of fraud, thirty-seven counts of rape, and one moving violation.
Hangin's too good for you. Burnin's too good for you. You ought to be cut up into itsy bitsy pieces and buried alive!

Rausch 08-07-2012 10:32 PM
Hi, my name's Rick Forsythe. I live in Silver Pond with my parents George and Edna Forsythe, and my sister Suzanne. I'm president of the debate team, and captain of my baseball team over at Silver Pond High. I have a dog named Rusty, and my hobbies include coin collecting and dry-humping cheerleaders...

Iowanian 08-07-2012 11:11 PM
Who am I?

I am a Champion!

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BillSelfsTrophycase 08-08-2012 01:09 AM
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

Imon Yourside 08-08-2012 01:18 AM
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Rasputin 08-08-2012 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by BillSelfsTrophycase (Post 8799834)
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
Beetlejuice

dmahurin 08-08-2012 02:14 AM
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

BillSelfsTrophycase 08-08-2012 03:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 8799856)
Beetlejuice
Bettlejuice

bevischief 08-08-2012 04:50 AM
Yelling "REMIX" when your best friends stutter.

Fire Me Boy! 08-08-2012 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 8799863)
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
A Patrick Bateman quote has already been done. :harumph:

Steron 08-08-2012 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Ravishing Rick Rude (Post 8799266)
I think I know you...Capt. Stern?
Mr. Ravishing sir, that's Sternn with two n's thank you very much. ;)

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Steron 08-08-2012 06:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Planetman (Post 8799599)
Hangin's too good for you. Burnin's too good for you. You ought to be cut up into itsy bitsy pieces and buried alive!
No, no, no.


Never did there live a kinder, more generous man. He is an overflowing cup, filled with the very cream of human goodness...

... in all the time I've known him,he's never done anything immoral ...

bevischief 08-08-2012 06:46 AM
Blanket on: too hot, Blanket off: too cold, one leg out: perfect, til the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it & drags you down the hall.

kysirsoze 08-08-2012 07:33 AM
My name's Sam.

Theorising that one could time travel within his own lifetime, I stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished... I woke to find myself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not my own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. My only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only I can see and hear. And so I find myself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that my next leap will be the leap home...

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-08-2012 08:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 8799915)
Blanket on: too hot, Blanket off: too cold, one leg out: perfect, til the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it & drags you down the hall.
I have that exact same experience all the way around. I thought it was just me.

Aries Walker 08-08-2012 08:40 AM
I do that too, although I think of it more as the clown from Poltergeist.

JD10367 08-08-2012 08:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 8799863)
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. <strike>In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.</strike> I'm gay.
FYP

bevischief 08-08-2012 11:03 AM
When I have money = Nothing to buy. When I don't have money = I want everything.

frankotank 08-08-2012 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 8797012)
Where's the thread about sauces? That sounds good.
OH MY DAMN!
that is funny.
rep

frankotank 08-08-2012 11:11 AM
My name is Frank. DUH! (not Frank Duh)
I am a honky.
I was born a poor black child.
A naked American man stole my balloons.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-08-2012 11:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 8800393)
My name is Frank. DUH! (not Frank Duh)
I am a honky.
I was born a poor black child.
A naked American man stole my balloons.
Q

Fire Me Boy! 08-08-2012 11:15 AM
If you say "my cocaine" with an Australian accent, you're saying "Michael Caine" in his own voice.

And if you say "beer can" with an English accent, you're saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.

frankotank 08-08-2012 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8800398)
Q
it's been in my profile since day 1. it's MINE!

Donger 08-08-2012 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 8800405)
If you say "my cocaine" with an Australian accent, you're saying "Michael Caine" in his own voice.

And if you say "beer can" with an English accent, you're saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
LMAO

vailpass 08-08-2012 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 8799856)
Beetlejuice
Quote:
Originally Posted by BillSelfsTrophycase (Post 8799870)
Bettlejuice

Oh shit. Don't do it.

Aries Walker 08-08-2012 11:31 AM
Candyman!

frankotank 08-08-2012 11:35 AM
Bloody Mary?

wtf is going on in here?

vailpass 08-08-2012 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Aries Walker (Post 8800438)
Candyman!
Nice.

Bowser 08-08-2012 12:16 PM
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frankotank 08-08-2012 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 8800460)
Nice.
oh sure.....Candyman is nice and no love for Bloody Mary.
FAIL
Bloody Mary is way cooler than Candyman YO!

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BigCatDaddy 08-08-2012 02:42 PM
Baby, if you've ever wondered,
Wondered whatever became of me,
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, WKRP.
Got kind of tired packing and unpacking,
Town to town and up and down the dial
Maybe you and me were never meant to be,
But baby think of me once in awhile.
I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati.

vailpass 08-08-2012 02:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slick (Post 8801018)
Baby, if you've ever wondered,
Wondered whatever became of me,
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, WKRP.
Got kind of tired packing and unpacking,
Town to town and up and down the dial
Maybe you and me were never meant to be,
But baby think of me once in awhile.
I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati.
And we've come back to the beginning of the thread.

Dayze 08-08-2012 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 8800405)
If you say "my cocaine" with an Australian accent, you're saying "Michael Caine" in his own voice.

And if you say "beer can" with an English accent, you're saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
that's awesome. LMAO

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-08-2012 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slick (Post 8801018)
Baby, if you've ever wondered,
Wondered whatever became of me,
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, WKRP.
Got kind of tired packing and unpacking,
Town to town and up and down the dial
Maybe you and me were never meant to be,
But baby think of me once in awhile.
I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati.
Thanks for the lid, Art.

DaFace 08-08-2012 04:43 PM
This seems like a good reaction to this thread.

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Dr. Johnny Fever 08-08-2012 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 8801282)
This seems like a good reaction to this thread.

http://i.imgur.com/aSLeE.gif
Actually it's a fun thread. Haters 'gon hate though.


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