It's okay if you cheat on me ;-)

Actually tegu is good in the Royals thread too....

GAH! I can't decide!

There's your lesson for this years n00bs. Select your campaign manager with care.:rolleyes:

What the hell with the rolling eyes???

:deevee:

FTR if I was anyones campaign manager it's nice to find that out now.

If you'd wear your hat correctly you'd be a shoe in.

ROFL

So, if we don't draft Geno and I have to kill my username in a slow, painful suicide, I want consideration for 2013 KOTN.

I'll be coming back as "Sweet Daddy Williams", TV's original pimp.

Just so you know.

Bob Dole is easily entertained

I like Sorter, thats probably going to be my vote.

Incidentally, I checked back through prior votes (no clue in 2007, cant find that poll), and I'm wondering if we'll wind up with an all-time record winning vote percentage.

#1: 2009, BossChief 45.63% (after accounting for fraudulent votes)
#2: 2006, Bill Parcells 31.20%
#3: 2010, Shogun 28.50%
#4: 2011, BoneKrusher 26.53%
#5: 2008, no one 18.18%

This thread is only for nominations. The next one is poll and vote.

Yes I know. I nominated (kind of) Sorter first so I'll stick with him. Mostly I'm just hurt by your words to lew about me.

:sulk:

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:)

yeah FAX, HAMAS and SPchief split the votes in 2005.

You get the big GIF

http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/130909952457.gif

Has rainman ever not won MVP? Or is there some kind of term-limit rule?

So they should avoid a clown like you. For someone like you to roll your eyes at beer me is amusing to say the least~

bro hug

Go check out post #102 :D

BRC is as shallow as a tear drop. As phony as they come~

Comparing the orginal King of the N00bs FAX to those that followed is like comparing Bush/Obama to George Washington.

Crazy Coffey spent two years in Iraq after his win. his 10:00 pm thread is legendary
Boss Chief is doing well
Shogun is a great poster
Bonekrusher is a helluva good guy and well liked on the board

:clap::clap:

hey you take your personal insults and BS out of this thread. This is a fun thread. I will ban you from this thread.

Me and beer me are good friends. We have met IRL many times. The :rolleyes: was to make sure that no one thought I was being serious. Evidently thats not even enough.

Eat shit~

No term limits. If your the MVP, you are the MVP. Even if its voted that its FAX and Rainman every year.

C ya

LMAO

****, late again today.


I'm slipping.

you have the early lead and a great campaign manager. Just don't take the crown for granted. I think that Inmem58 has some support for the crown.

Will do cara.

I wear it depending on my teams direction......backwards

Capt. Tasty Cheeks

;)

I think I might have had 500 in five days, fwiw.

all nominations are caught up to date here. If I missed someone let me know.

Someone will emerge as the not-Sorter alternative, but I really don't see how he could lose. It would be an epic collapse.

yeah someone will get the bribe total up for the alternate candidate and make it a race.

chugging the red bulls?

Sorter

Well played. My vote is back up in the air once we get to that.

It's best to wait and see what the bribes are too.

if someone goes nuts with the bribes, I might have the casino cash to counter it.

NO! I will vote my conscience! This is too important!


:D

That InMen guy seems ok.

I nominate Chiefsrocka.

I am really ****ing disappointed I was unable to troll Inmem. Kudos, sir. You may be a formidable opponent.

Every man has his price.:evil:

I vote for capt tasty cheeks too

Yeah, he'd win hands down because he's been here for years. He's not eligible.

I didn't know you last year.

I could use 20 bucks... I won't lie.

He's minding his P's and Q's. He doesn't want to get banned from the thread. Wouldn't look good for a candidate for King of the N00bs to be banned from the King of the N00bs thread.

But, I do see Inmem58 and Sorter as the only candidates with enough support to take the crown.

Ha it's alright. Just felt like a good time for a gif. Bonekrusher is better than me anyway.

Prison Bitch, nominated.

uhhh? he's a mult?

I think Sorter is unstoppable, but I knew he was the only one. Operation meltdown failed.

I have some cream that can unflop your nuts.

She thinks I'm a baby cause the Dolphin's make me cry. But there's nothing I can doooooooooooo, I only wanna be with youuuuuuuu.

You're freaking me out dude.

That might be just crazy enough to work.

Hootie

Maybe you can catch Mr. Flopnuts after he's has a good day at work?

I love you, bruh. You know this.

Hasn't been good lately...

Hey, we're good as long as you stay away from my pocket rockets.

Aussie is a good dude and I could support him if he hadn't posted THE ENTIRE ****ING TECH9NE (however you spell it) CATALOG IN THE RANDOM MUSIC VIDEO THREAD!

GAH! STOP IT!

you knew this and still nominated him?:hmmm:

STRANGE

Do I need to post a gaydar alert?

I thought he counted as a n00b. I had no idea how this thing works.

Just trying to help, sir.

wait, more than one person can nominate someone?

OK, fine I'll also nominate Sorter. He already has a campaign manager and plenty of operatives working on his campaign, though. I can fill the role of the crazy rich Billionaire who can fund a Sorter-PAC against any credible opposition if necessary.

okay cool beans

I'll have a campaign manager asap, if need be. I am the one and only guy for this contest.

:popcorn:

In the early years we would get 30-40 nominees. So we narrowed it down to who got the most seconded nominations. But, this year everyone who gets nominated will make it to the final poll. There is no advantage to multiple nominations. Your nominated, your in the voting poll.

BOOM! And the fundraising begins!

uhhhhh you havent even been nominated yet.

I'm quite hurt by this post. :(

Hell yes!!