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Add me....

They mostly do.

Just left the mall. Walked through that Bitch like a prick, she had on a tank top, I had on my adidas socks with my chiefs swim shoes. Her friend was cock blocking. I'm too badass for those stuck up bitches anyways. Eating chilli at wendys right now. Alone. Considering a shake. Maybe chocolate, maybe not. Anybody want to watch oldschool at my place later?

OMG! Just got 2 round trip tix to NYC for $150 a pop. So excited to spend some time in the Big Apple with my baby. Love you boo!

Aaw I love you too!

Here is a recent one from my newsfeed.

"oh great lol. Feeding gaige breakfast this am, and as soon as he wasnt hungry anymore.. He decided to play with his food and throw whatever he didnt want on the floor. New thing. He never used to do this."

Better than the bitch calling you to tell you about it, and then telling everybody... one person at a time all day.

Just saw this with a picture of said child.
Favorite Kid @billyhank @oldsouls @mmmanyaaa

Maybe we can turn this thread into, "The shit real-life people say on Facebook."

Ha - it is a bit of a pet peeve of mine when people "talk" to their significant other's on Facebook. YOU LIVE TOGETHER. YOU PROBABLY POSTED THIS WHILE SITTING NEXT TO THEM. WE DON'T NEED TO READ IT!

It has been such a great morning!! First I have been in a little weight loss rut and this morning I finally got the scale to say a number I haven't seen in about 2 years! On top of that, Harper has used her potty twice this morning all by herself! I can barely contain myself.

Then later:

Ironically, despite this mornings status, Harper just peed all over her potty book. She's so cool

After multiple times of throwing up my spinach chicken salad since last night I am pretty positive I will never want to eat that salad again. To bad I couldn't throw up yogurt mama or bad foods I crave. Being sick is nooooo fun. :/

Played viola in a Sunday morning church service for the first time! I thought I was kinda nervous, but I got up there, put my viola up, and felt GREAT! All the nerves went away and I just wanted to play. I loved it!!

It's snowing!

Here's a real one:


But I"ll be honest, I just went through a day or so of my feed, and that was one of the only ones. Most of my updates seem to be either from Bands or Businesses. Or it's people just posting a picture without any real comment.

Dr. Johnny Fever's favorite song is Shania Twain's "Man! I feel like a woman."

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Twitter is much better than facebook.

What's even worse is when those same people get into fights on facebook or post negative rants about the other one every time they get mad at each other.

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She updates every ****ing hour

[QUOTE=Spott;9460456]What's even worse is when those same people get into fights on facebook or post negative rants about the other one every time they get mad at each other.

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I post a lot of sports updates/thoughts, especially after this Alex Smith shit. As you can imagine, most people think the Chiefs trade is a great move. I spent post after post telling people how stupid they are. I only have one facebook friend who is a Chiefs fan, so it was great having people who support winning franchises tell me that this was an amazing move for the Chiefs.

That stuff is the reason I don't even bother with facebook.

I'd hit it.

I do have two different girls who are entertaining as hell.

One lady actually killed her husband because she says he abused her. Well, she and his family are constantly going back and forth on FB. It's like a real life Jerry Spring.

The other one is a former student who was special ed. She married a dude like 10 years older than her, and they're basically a train wreck. Currently, he tried to hang himself while they were high, his family intervened and committed him, and now she's going crazy on them for keeping him away from her.

Oh, I also have a transgender former student who was male throughout high school (even though her sex is actually female). She's also into anime and always wanted to be called be different anime names (Katsui, Henyokai, etc...) She's now become a stripper, which is kind of crazy because I was never completely sure of her actual sex when she was in my class.

This thread is great. DJF, what gives brah?

Can't take a little ribbing from Phil?

Holy shit people are crazy.

facebook is da debal

I literally just got done using that argument in a "is there a god" debate on Facebook.

Jesus, I totally forgot about a crazy facebook story from last month.

I am from small town Montana and many of us are friends with people older than us, simply because we knew everyone in town, even if they were 5-6 years older than you. So to make this long story short, I have friends who I knew but didn't really know.

About 100 of my friends and I were friends with this one girl who we went to school with. I knew who she was but she was 5 years older so I didn't know much about her but gladly accepted her friend request as did many others around the same time 2 years ago. She is really one of the most stunningly good looking girls you will ever see, just gorgeous blonde with tan skin/skinny body. She has been posting some of the most saddening posts about fighting a horrible battle with cancer, almost dying, beating it/going into remission, then having it come back. Posting pictures of her losing her hair and her thoughts about being alone through death. They were some of the most heart wrenching posts I have ever seen and actually made me really appreciate my life more when seeing someone struggle so much. People constantly posted sympathy posts and I know some of my friends even sent hundreds of dollars worth of care packages to boost her spirits. My girlfriend and I talked a lot about how horrible this situation was and how just devastating cancer was in ruining this seemingly great person's life as she had just finished her Master's degree before all of this happened.

Come to find out three weeks ago, she cat fished all of us. She had a post admitting she lied about it all! For what we all aren't sure but I hope she gets the mental health services and therapy help she needs.

I think Buck is going to an art exhibit with her...Umm...him.

Holy Christ! What a shithead. Your last sentence gave me hope in mankind though. Rather than being bitter, you wished her help for the true ailment. Whatever is ****ed up in her own mind that would cause her to do something like that in the first place.

Is she Jessica Alba?? If not leave as soon as possible **** that.

LMAO

I'm a frequent FB user. Not like an update my status 20x a day type.

But, I usually enjoy it and typically dedriend people who update their status numerous times daily and people who post stupid ****ing baby pictures all day.

What happened to actual photo albums?

Well the kids tore up the photo album while the mom was on Facebook. Duh

My bad Ray Ray.

I just know when I have kids I won't be posting daily pictures of my kid.

ain't nobody want to see that.

Ahem.

I'm so sick of winter. Can't we just get to Summer already?!?!?

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Found a Skittle on the floor of my car. Yellow. I ate it.

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I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF FAKE PEOPLE!!! IF YO ARE A FAKE PERSON YOU ARE A REAL PIECE OF CRAP AND I'MMA DEFRIEND YOU AND EVERYONE LIKE YOU!!!!

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FML!! TODAY SUCKS!

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I'm so sick of people complaining about other people. If you want to complain about someone, do it to their face. Stop all the BS Facebook complaining about someone without mentioning who you are complaining about.


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Free coupon for Taco Tuesday with every ticket purchase at Plaza 8 theatres!! So stoked.

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Alex Smith gave me AIDS, where can I find the anti-freeze?

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Why can't I double like this?

I'D LIKE THIS 10000 TIMES IF I COULD!!!!omgbbq]1

Where'z da dislke buton?!1?!

I don't like to judge others and you must have some serious problems if you keep that severe of a lie going for years. I have sound body and mind. I have not been depressed a day in my life but I know I am in the absolute minority on that. I have plenty of sympathy for those less fortunate as I think mental illness is the most debilitating thing because unlike physical ailments, no one can see you are suffering from it.

Like my status for a TBH

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-------To be honest Jefe, I barely know you but you're cute and we should hang out more!
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Your Facebook experience is completely dependent on who you friend and like. How can you be mad at anyone but yourself if it sucks?

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TBH - you have nuts in your name. Hehehehehehehe.

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And honestly most people don't give a shit. That's why I give you ups on it. Because you're ****ing awesome! /mostlynohomo

It's important that we start evaluating some of the crazy assed behavior social media is showing us in our society.

Warning, there's a bad word..

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Filter evasion - reported.

Where else can you do a few minutes of scrolling and instantly find out how crazy a bitch is?

Don't play that game with me. Thank you for your awareness, sir.

Report photo.

Vanilla tootsie roll reported for others to laugh at.

Seriously guys. Posting pictures with filter evasion has gotten Clay banned. Kyle doesn't want it, Phil doesn't want it, it's the rules. Please remove the pictures.

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CJizzles like this (and your musk).

I just added that last part in. It really isn't an option to like someone's musk on Facebook.

I removed it as soon as it was pointed out to me.

LMAO

Thank you sir. Not many rules, but the red in my name requires I point them out when needed. No harm for me, but others have kids and what not so I get it.

You should check the rest of the thread too.

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Kyle was busy this past weekend....



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ROFL ROFL ROFL

Wal Mart Ugh.
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True story. Top of my news feed.

I am drinking today and my post count in through the roof!

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go look, took care of it seconds before you posted that. Sorry everybody quoted it, it was an honest mistake, i don't notice curse words like that, I can't copy and paste from FB on my phone so I was taking screenshots.

If it warrants a ban I understand.

And I apologize.

I get it to, and it is not my intention to break any chiefs planet rules or even flirt with boundaries.

Beer Me's favorite song is "all you single ladies"

Beer Me enjoys a well-crafted Mai Tai.

I like the "new" Argo. This guy is worthy of being called sir. Or at least getting there. ;)