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AussieChiefsFan 04-16-2013 10:16 PM

This thread is still going LMAO

Pasta Little Brioni 04-16-2013 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Dick Willie (Post 9594476)
Well, it wouldn't be the first time/2009
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Cockmon's pecker would reach record levels in the 2 inch range if the Jags secure Jokell.

RunKC 04-16-2013 10:18 PM

I think it's starting to become more likely that we take Eric Fisher, who is gonna be a beast.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-16-2013 10:19 PM

Sweet Jesus; I never ever ever thought it possible that I would ever pine for Herm Edwards as a member of this franchise, but his work as a Draftubaor General simply can not be denied any longer.
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Pasta Little Brioni 04-16-2013 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 9594486)
I think it's starting to become more likely that we take Eric Fisher, who is gonna be a beast.

Come piss away, come piss away, come piss away a 2-14 season lads!!!

Mother****erJones 04-16-2013 10:26 PM

This thread is an abortion.

Direckshun 04-16-2013 10:42 PM

Joeckel sounded good on QB Camp. LMAO

Tribal Warfare 04-16-2013 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9594562)
Joeckel sounded good on QB Camp. LMAO

sarcasm or truth?

Direckshun 04-16-2013 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 9594567)
sarcasm or truth?

He sounded really good. Not joking.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-16-2013 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9594519)
This thread is an abortion.

Anything related to Jokel usually is...
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Sweet Daddy Hate 04-16-2013 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9594569)
He sounded really good. Not joking.

What was he singing?
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Sweet Daddy Hate 04-16-2013 10:54 PM

When Luke bombs, the new CP phrase will be "Jokeling".
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Direckshun 04-16-2013 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Dick Willie (Post 9594576)
When Luke bombs, the new CP phrase will be "Jokeling".
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You better hope he bombs.

I own your ass if he succeeds.

'Hamas' Jenkins 04-16-2013 11:02 PM

On here, Joeckel will be more hated from day one than Tyson Jackson. Elsewhere, he'll be a white knight.

Tribal Warfare 04-16-2013 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9594586)
On here, Joeckel will be more hated from day one than Tyson Jackson. Elsewhere, he'll be a white knight.

With a capable LT that's *still* on the payroll people should be pissed and demand spectacular and world crushing play from the OT that's drafted.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-16-2013 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9594578)
You better hope he bombs.

I own your ass if he succeeds.

The bet is dependent upon him starting at LT, is it not? If so, I LOVES my odds.

"Jokeling: the act of shitting ones pants and killing two useless birds with one stone". Jokeling.
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Sweet Daddy Hate 04-16-2013 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 9594600)
With a capable LT that's *still* on the payroll people should be pissed and demand spectacular and world crushing play from the OT that's drafted.

Dude, he better be the best goddamned tackle to ever slide in to a jock-strap.
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B14ckmon 04-17-2013 07:11 PM

Quote:


CBS Sports' Jason La Canfora reports the "reality is" Texas A&M LT Luke Joeckel will go first overall in the draft.
La Canfora adds that the Chiefs are trying to unload LT Branden Albert, and Kansas City is "planning" to draft Joeckel first overall if they do so. Central Michigan LT Eric Fisher "will" go in the top five, and Oklahoma LT Lane Johnson is "rising." Aside from Joeckel and Fisher, other options for the Chiefs at No. 1 overall are Utah DT Star Lotulelei and Oregon DE/OLB Dion Jordan.
Ohhhhh budddyyyyy

Tribal Warfare 04-17-2013 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9597219)
Ohhhhh budddyyyyy

La Confora hasn't gotten shit correct when it comes to KC" like ***** being extended" and "KC is going to draft Russell Okung" when the draft card was going up and the Chiefs selected Berry. He's the antithesis of a Chiefs news source.

B14ckmon 04-17-2013 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 9597352)
La Confora hasn't gotten shit correct when it comes to KC" like ***** being extended" and "KC is going to draft Russell Okung" when the draft card was going up and the Chiefs selected Berry. He's the antithesis of a Chiefs news source.

Keep the hope buddy. I'm rooting for you.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-17-2013 11:08 PM

Oh look; the most useless thread ever devised which now has no bearing in reality whatsoever!
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B14ckmon 04-17-2013 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Dick Willie (Post 9598240)
Oh look; the most useless thread ever devised which now has no bearing in reality whatsoever!
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Your team is drafting Joeckel :)

penbrook 04-17-2013 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9598256)
Your team is drafting Joeckel :)

I agree that we will be drafting a OT but Fisher or Joeckel. Who knows?

B14ckmon 04-18-2013 10:35 AM

Nostradamus.

AussieChiefsFan 04-18-2013 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9599223)
Nostradamus.

ປິດຂຸມ pie ຂອງທ່ານ.

B14ckmon 04-18-2013 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9599229)
ປິດຂຸມ pie ຂອງທ່ານ.

http://www.allwelike.com/wp-content/.../cyber-hug.gif

AussieChiefsFan 04-18-2013 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9599240)

ລູກຊາຍອອກຄໍາຄິດເຫັນ, ທີ່ທ່ານເຮັດໃນສິ່ງທີ່ hell ໄດ້ຄິດວ່ານີ້ແມ່ນ?

ShowtimeSBMVP 04-18-2013 12:04 PM

Todd McShay ‏@McShay13 58s

Going mainstream with Chiefs pick at No. 1. A&M OT Luke Joeckel. Have him graded slightly ahead of Fisher. Need is obvious. #kipermcshay

B14ckmon 04-18-2013 01:21 PM

Well McShay and Kiper both have the Jaguars taking Fisher because he is BPA. So clearly they have no idea what the **** they are talking about since our GM has flat out said we are not drafting based on BPA.

B14ckmon 04-18-2013 07:59 PM

What number do you guys think he will wear?

penbrook 04-18-2013 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9601176)
What number do you guys think he will wear?

Fisher might be wearing 67 for us.

B14ckmon 04-18-2013 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by penbook (Post 9601194)
Fisher might be wearing 67 for us.

https://twitter.com/joeckel76

Make sure to follow J-Money-Kel on Twitter.

ShowtimeSBMVP 04-18-2013 08:47 PM

Report: Chiefs settled on Joeckel
By The Sports Xchange | The SportsXchange –

Texas A&M offensive tackle Luke Joeckel will go from protecting Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel to keeping defensive linemen away former No. 1 overall pick Alex Smith in Kansas City, according to a CBSSports report.

The Chiefs have settled on Joeckel at No. 1 overall in next week's NFL Draft, a source told CBSSports' Jason La Canfora. The report said the Chiefs considered Central Michigan offensive tackle Eric Fisher, but decided Joeckel was a safer pick.

Kansas City added Smith in an offseason trade with the San Francisco 49ers and also hired Andy Reid as head coach. They will make the No. 1 overall pick after going 2-14 last season.


http://sports.yahoo.com/news/report-...4058--nfl.html

Sorter 04-18-2013 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 9601356)
Report: Chiefs settled on Joeckel
By The Sports Xchange | The SportsXchange – 9 hours ago

Texas A&M offensive tackle Luke Joeckel will go from protecting Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel to keeping defensive linemen away former No. 1 overall pick Alex Smith in Kansas City, according to a CBSSports report.

The Chiefs have settled on Joeckel at No. 1 overall in next week's NFL Draft, a source told CBSSports' Jason La Canfora. The report said the Chiefs considered Central Michigan offensive tackle Eric Fisher, but decided Joeckel was a safer pick.

Kansas City added Smith in an offseason trade with the San Francisco 49ers and also hired Andy Reid as head coach. They will make the No. 1 overall pick after going 2-14 last season.

Yay.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-18-2013 09:22 PM

Safer pick, eh? Can't wait to see Alice on his ass more often than not.
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Mav 04-18-2013 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Dick Willie (Post 9601476)
Safer pick, eh? Can't wait to see Alice on his ass more often than not.
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Shrugs. That was going to happen whether Albert was the left tackle or not. He took a shit ton of sacks last year with one of the best lines in the league.

Tribal Warfare 04-18-2013 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 9601356)
Report: Chiefs settled on Joeckel
By The Sports Xchange | The SportsXchange –

Texas A&M offensive tackle Luke Joeckel will go from protecting Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel to keeping defensive linemen away former No. 1 overall pick Alex Smith in Kansas City, according to a CBSSports report.

The Chiefs have settled on Joeckel at No. 1 overall in next week's NFL Draft, a source told CBSSports' Jason La Canfora. The report said the Chiefs considered Central Michigan offensive tackle Eric Fisher, but decided Joeckel was a safer pick.

Kansas City added Smith in an offseason trade with the San Francisco 49ers and also hired Andy Reid as head coach. They will make the No. 1 overall pick after going 2-14 last season.


http://sports.yahoo.com/news/report-...4058--nfl.html

another pick down the shitter, mother****er better be the second coming of Tony Boselli without the injuries

B14ckmon 04-18-2013 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 9601927)
another pick down the shitter, mother****er better be the second coming of Tony Boselli without the injuries

Boselli Boner incoming.

RunKC 04-19-2013 12:12 AM

Joeckel said on 610 that he played in pro style offense under Sherman and did a great job.

Then he went on to talk about how Texas A&M didn't slide any protections for him or Matthews last Fall. They were both literally left on an island every play against SEC DL/passrushers.

Says a lot. The guy is battle tested and ready.

B14ckmon 04-19-2013 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 9602061)
Joeckel said on 610 that he played in pro style offense under Sherman and did a great job.

Then he went on to talk about how Texas A&M didn't slide any protections for him or Matthews last Fall. They were both literally left on an island every play against SEC DL/passrushers.

Says a lot. The guy is battle tested and ready.

You do what you have to do when you have little scramble ****er Manziel under center. Dude would just take off for no reason.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-19-2013 09:33 AM

Jokel is going to make RunKC and Direckshun look like idiots. I simply can not wait.
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Pasta Little Brioni 04-19-2013 05:09 PM

Jeez man. Thinking fail and wanting fail are two entirely different animals.

penbrook 04-19-2013 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Dick Willie (Post 9603245)
Jokel is going to make RunKC and Direckshun look like idiots. I simply can not wait.
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Do you still believe in Geno to KC?

Pasta Little Brioni 04-19-2013 05:19 PM

All signs point to Jekyll man....embrace it.

B14ckmon 04-19-2013 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by penbook (Post 9604626)
Do you still believe in Geno to KC?

Lol

Pasta Little Brioni 04-19-2013 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9604690)
Lol

Don't tell him about the Easter bunny

B14ckmon 04-19-2013 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9604700)
Don't tell him about the Easter bunny

I will need you to watch after my boy Penbook after I am gone.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-19-2013 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9604716)
I will need you to watch after my boy Penbook after I am gone.

There is an epic CP meltdown coming the board may have never seen the likes before.

I'm in the acceptance phase, but I'm a bit worried about some of my compadres.

penbrook 04-19-2013 05:40 PM

Casserly just mocked Fisher to the Jags.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 04-19-2013 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 9601356)
Report: Chiefs settled on Joeckel
By The Sports Xchange | The SportsXchange –

Texas A&M offensive tackle Luke Joeckel will go from protecting Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel to keeping defensive linemen away former No. 1 overall pick Alex Smith in Kansas City, according to a CBSSports report.

The Chiefs have settled on Joeckel at No. 1 overall in next week's NFL Draft, a source told CBSSports' Jason La Canfora. The report said the Chiefs considered Central Michigan offensive tackle Eric Fisher, but decided Joeckel was a safer pick.

Kansas City added Smith in an offseason trade with the San Francisco 49ers and also hired Andy Reid as head coach. They will make the No. 1 overall pick after going 2-14 last season.


http://sports.yahoo.com/news/report-...4058--nfl.html

Those who cheered on Chiefs losses in 2012 should never drink a beer again unless it has a dick in it.

penbrook 04-19-2013 05:48 PM

Oh that report is from La Canfora. Dorsey said today they havnt settled on a player yet and will be working the phones for a trade on draft day.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 04-19-2013 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 9604778)
Those who cheered on Chiefs losses in 2012 should never drink a beer again unless it has a dick in it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by penbook (Post 9604789)
Oh that report is from La Canfora. Dorsey said today they havnt settled on a player yet and will be working the phones for a trade on draft day.

I'd imagine 90% of them would rather drink a beer with a dick in it. Than draft Luke JukedlikeErkel

B14ckmon 04-19-2013 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by penbook (Post 9604740)
Casserly just mocked Fisher to the Jags.

Because he is one of the reeruns who thinks the Jaguars will be picking based on BPA even though our GM said a thousand times that we wouldn't.

That or he just wanted to place Fisher so the rest of his mock worked. We are taking Dion Jordan. Anyone with half a ****ing brain knows this.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-19-2013 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by penbook (Post 9604626)
Do you still believe in Geno to KC?

About as much as I believe that Hebrews and Muslims in the mid east will soon reach consensus over the old temple grounds, yes.
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Sweet Daddy Hate 04-19-2013 09:57 PM

I truly hate the Chiefs.
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Coogs 04-20-2013 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 9604778)
Those who cheered on Chiefs losses in 2012 should never drink a beer again unless it has a dick in it.

I wouldn't say that. We are 3 for 3 at this point. Pioli... gone. RAC... gone. Cassel... gone.

I know we all wanted to go 4 for 4, but 3 for 4 isn't bad. And who knows, we still might pull something out come next Thursday.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-20-2013 08:05 AM

Cockmon banned. Bwahahahahahahahahahhah

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-20-2013 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9606389)
Cockmon banned. Bwahahahahahahahahahhah

Yes! ROFL
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Pasta Little Brioni 04-20-2013 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Dick Willie (Post 9606434)
Yes! ROFL
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What mod is getting a bag full of rep?

ChiefsCountry 04-20-2013 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9606439)
What mod is getting a bag full of rep?

Bearcat.

And ironically it happened in the Douche of the Year thread.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-20-2013 08:35 AM

Bwa_hahahaha! Smoooooooth, the hell out.
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Pasta Little Brioni 04-20-2013 08:36 AM

He said he was planning something to get more votes. Must have been super douchey.

KChiefs1 04-24-2013 06:28 AM

Just watched Gruden's film room with Joeckel.

I'm a fan! Let's get this kid!

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-24-2013 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 9619598)
Just watched Gruden's film room with Joeckel.

I'm a fan! Let's get this kid!

Welp, now I have to change my opinion on Nassib...****.
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KChiefs1 04-24-2013 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Dick Willie (Post 9619712)
Welp, now I have to change my opinion on Nassib...****.
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Nassib might be there in the 3rd round.

Sassy Squatch 04-24-2013 08:45 PM

Nassib won't get any lower than the Bills second round pick. Probably higher than that.

Mother****erJones 04-24-2013 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 9623413)
Nassib might be there in the 3rd round.

:doh!:

tk13 04-24-2013 10:44 PM

McShay just posted his latest mock draft that aired on SportsCenter, and Joeckel was not in the top 10 picks. Either he knows something, or that was a huge mistake. But even the anchors mentioned it... so it seems legit.

Tribal Warfare 04-24-2013 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 9623665)
McShay just posted his latest mock draft that aired on SportsCenter, and Joeckel was not in the top 10 picks. Either he knows something, or that was a huge mistake. But even the anchors mentioned it... so it seems legit.

soft bitch, protecting back to back mobile QBs is a breeze

KC kid 04-24-2013 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 9623665)
McShay just posted his latest mock draft that aired on SportsCenter, and Joeckel was not in the top 10 picks. Either he knows something, or that was a huge mistake. But even the anchors mentioned it... so it seems legit.

whaaaa

tk13 04-24-2013 10:52 PM

Yeah, but he has to know something. Dropping the guy who's been talked about near the top for months down to 11 the night before the draft... something's up there. Kind of like when Tyson Jackson suddenly leaped up about 10 spots in the final mocks before Pioli's first draft.

KC kid 04-24-2013 10:54 PM

Yeah and like how people think tackle will have 3 spots in the top 5, but now he has joeckel at 11??

KChiefs1 04-24-2013 10:56 PM

Joeckel won't make to the 5th pick.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-25-2013 12:02 AM

Watch Jokel fall like a rock, bitches.
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penbrook 04-25-2013 12:03 AM

Mcshay has Joeckel going #11.

Hammock Parties 04-25-2013 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 9623665)
McShay just posted his latest mock draft that aired on SportsCenter, and Joeckel was not in the top 10 picks. Either he knows something, or that was a huge mistake. But even the anchors mentioned it... so it seems legit.

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Three7s 04-25-2013 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9623809)

Still doesn't change the fact that we're getting an OT.

KChiefs1 04-25-2013 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by penbook (Post 9623800)
Mcshay has Joeckel going #11.

He just explained it on Mike & Mike.

acesn8s 04-25-2013 11:08 AM

ESPN reports Chiefs pick will be Fisher.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-25-2013 11:23 AM

Sweet God PLEASE trade down. Come on Ireland, you dumb ****ing punk: bite!
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