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Hootie 04-19-2013 04:23 PM
and by the way

no 2011 n00bs can refer to me by 'Hootie'

you pillowbitergot n00b queer

Cephalic Trauma 04-19-2013 04:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9604438)
Really?

Maybe it's my lack of political posting/knowledge but I haven't really seen a majority to either side (lib/con).
Go to DC.

Most of those who have been posting in these threads are the DC guys who come to a football board to talk politics.

They have their click full of closed-minded, crusty bastards.

Cephalic Trauma 04-19-2013 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9604443)
and by the way

now 2011 n00bs can refer to me by 'Hootie'

you pillowbitergot n00b queer
Okay, I like pootie better.

Now bus my table.

Hootie 04-19-2013 04:25 PM
'click' eh?

Sorter 04-19-2013 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9604443)
and by the way

no 2011 n00bs can refer to me by 'Hootie'

you pillowbitergot n00b queer
Hootie

Hootie 04-19-2013 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 9604448)
Okay, I like pootie better.

Now bus my table.
sorry

never served a gay before

Cephalic Trauma 04-19-2013 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9604449)
'click' eh?
Click, clique, whatever.

I don't frequent urbandictionary, hootie.

Hootie 04-19-2013 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9604450)
Hootie
you'd be more original but we already had a registered sex offender on this board before you

Hootie 04-19-2013 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 9604453)
Click, clique, whatever.

I don't frequent urbandictionary, hootie.
I just figured an intellectual gay like yourself would know how to spell

Hootie 04-19-2013 04:27 PM
did I say gay? I meant guy. Oh no, no I didn't. bundle of sticks.

Cephalic Trauma 04-19-2013 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9604451)
sorry

never served a gay before
Sucking cock, as you put in your last post, is gay. Maybe only college grads understand that:shrug:

Sorter 04-19-2013 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9604454)
you'd be more original but we already had a registered sex offender on this board before you
Ouch.

That's pretty mean Hootie. I never said anything mean to you. Now my feelings are hurt.


:(

Sorter 04-19-2013 04:28 PM
****, nvm Hootie. I can see how the Tom posts were hurtful. Carry on.

Hootie 04-19-2013 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 9604461)
Sucking cock, as you put in your last post, is gay. Maybe only college grads understand that:shrug:
uhm maybe you should freshen up on what is gay

sucking cock isn't gay

getting your cock sucked by a dude is gay

I can suck all the cock I want and it's not gay at all. But if you get your dick sucked by me it is super gay.

Hootie 04-19-2013 04:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9604466)
****, nvm Hootie. I can see how the Tom posts were hurtful. Carry on.
I don't understand. Speak without all that dick in your mouth, n00b.

patteeu 04-19-2013 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9604412)
And you're bad at winning elections. oh well
You're confusing me with someone else. I've won every election I've ever been in. I think my last one was senior class treasurer or something along those lines.

Hootie 04-19-2013 04:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9604474)
You're confusing me with someone else. I've won every election I've ever been in. I think my last one was senior class treasurer or something along those lines.
a well placed thumb will do that for you

Sorter 04-19-2013 04:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9604470)
I don't understand. Speak without all that dick in your mouth, n00b.
How rude.

patteeu 04-19-2013 04:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 9604425)
This board is largely conservative and full of guys who toe the party line on everything, whether they admit to it or not. There is a large subset of posters who will swarm like sharks the minute they hear anything that is remotely liberal.

They will bombard your rep with messages about being a "libturd", follow you around, and dedicate their entire week to making threads about douches on a Chiefs message board.

Yeah, he's the asshole.
I don't find that to be the case. There are a couple of guys who have called me a liberal when I deviate from the party line, but most don't.

Bugeater 04-19-2013 04:33 PM
LMAO @ Wickedson and Hootie trying to out-douche each other.

Hootie 04-19-2013 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9604481)
LMAO @ Wickedson and Hootie trying to out-douche each other.
I'm more or less just trying to say absurd shit to see if any of it sticks.

teedubya 04-19-2013 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9604483)
I'm more or less just trying to say absurd shit to see if any of it sticks.
You are stealing away valuable Zach votes. ROFL

Hootie 04-19-2013 04:38 PM
I jerk off to Jesus.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-19-2013 04:39 PM
Cockmon has no chance against Dane

Mr. Flopnuts 04-19-2013 05:08 PM
Looks like Zach or Hootie will round out our final 4.

LiveSteam 04-19-2013 05:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9604495)
I jerk off to Jesus.
ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts 04-19-2013 05:12 PM
Hootie, are you getting nervous you may actually win this thing? Because it would appear you're acting all crazy as a means of justifying to yourself later why people were voting for you in the first place. Some way of manipulating yourself into believing that those votes aren't from people who think you're a douche, they're from people who think you're just acting like a douche in these threads. Embrace the douchiness. DOUCHE!!!

Hootie 04-19-2013 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9604618)
Hootie, are you getting nervous you may actually win this thing? Because it would appear you're acting all crazy as a means of justifying to yourself later why people were voting for you in the first place. Some way of manipulating yourself into believing that those votes aren't from people who think you're a douche, they're from people who think you're just acting like a douche in these threads. Embrace the douchiness. DOUCHE!!!
There is nothing I can do or say to win this one...too many posters appreciate my dry posting style and Dane has hurt too many feelings over the years.

patteeu 04-19-2013 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9604618)
Hootie, are you getting nervous you may actually win this thing? Because it would appear you're acting all crazy as a means of justifying to yourself later why people were voting for you in the first place. Some way of manipulating yourself into believing that those votes aren't from people who think you're a douche, they're from people who think you're just acting like a douche in these threads. Embrace the douchiness. DOUCHE!!!
I don't think Hootie or Zach have a chance. Wickedson is the dark horse, IMO.

B14ckmon 04-19-2013 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9604503)
Cockmon has no chance against Dane
I have a plan B. I am a champion. I will not go out without a fight.

bevischief 04-19-2013 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9604495)
I jerk off to Jesus.
So you are a nun?

Frazod 04-19-2013 05:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9604702)
I don't think Hootie or Zach have a chance. Wickedson is the dark horse, IMO.
I'm impressed by Zach's strong late showing. Despite Wickedson's noble attempts to showcase his douchiness for a new audience.

Frazod 04-19-2013 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 9604425)
This board is largely conservative and full of guys who toe the party line on everything, whether they admit to it or not. There is a large subset of posters who will swarm like sharks the minute they hear anything that is remotely liberal.

They will bombard your rep with messages about being a "libturd", follow you around, and dedicate their entire week to making threads about douches on a Chiefs message board.

Yeah, he's the asshole.
Where was this participatory spirit when you were still in the running, Doogie? LMAO

patteeu 04-19-2013 05:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9604738)
I'm impressed by Zach's strong late showing. Despite Wickedson's noble attempts to showcase his douchiness for a new audience.
Yeah, but when it gets down to 4, I don't see Zach picking up that many more votes. Wickedson's saving grace is that some of the KU guys secretly cheer him on, but I could still see him raking in a bunch of non-B14ckmon, non-Dane votes.

Frazod 04-19-2013 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9604776)
Yeah, but when it gets down to 4, I don't see Zach picking up that many more votes. Wickedson's saving grace is that some of the KU guys secretly cheer him on, but I could still see him raking in a bunch of non-B14ckmon, non-Dane votes.
I think all bets are off if Hootie doesn't advance. That will screw up everything! :doh!:

BlackHelicopters 04-19-2013 05:53 PM
Douchiness for all.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-19-2013 06:02 PM
Jeez, I didn't even vote for one of the Top 5 guys. Mine was the only one to welch a bet on me. Now that is douche to the extreme.

crazycoffey 04-19-2013 06:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9604792)
I think all bets are off if Hootie doesn't advance. That will screw up everything! :doh!:
I still say take five to be next round to see where the votes go then, between |douch| and hootie expecially, then take the top three or two for the final vote.

Frazod 04-19-2013 06:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9604890)
I still say take five to be next round to see where the votes go then, between |douch| and hootie expecially, then take the top three or two for the final vote.
Can't do it. Has to be a Final Four.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-19-2013 06:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9604903)
Can't do it. Has to be a Final Four.
Will the douches get banners for their sigs for that ROFL You know damn well Piers would take pride in it even with a loss.

Frazod 04-19-2013 06:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9604914)
Will the douches get banners for their sigs for that ROFL You know damn well Piers would take pride in it even with a loss.
I don't know. Everybody else seems to be taking this in stride, but Wickedtard is really angry.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-19-2013 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9604940)
I don't know. Everybody else seems to be taking this in stride, but Wickedtard is really angry.
I say Douche of the Year Final 4 2013 banners for all that make it to the last four!!!

Hell, I'm sure he has the douche in him to complete str8ght

crazycoffey 04-19-2013 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9604903)
Can't do it. Has to be a Final Four.
Says who? This isn't collage basketball. You can do what ever you want, douch master general! This is your poll competition.

Rasputin 04-19-2013 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9604873)
Jeez, I didn't even vote for one of the Top 5 guys. Mine was the only one to welch a bet on me. Now that is douche to the extreme.
Yeah that is douche to do, but I don't see how any one can take KnowMo serious? His post are commic gold and he believes his shit. Can't make up things he says. I couldn't bring myself to vote for KnowMo.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-19-2013 06:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9604961)
Yeah that is douche to do, but I don't see how any one can take KnowMo serious? His post are commic gold and he believes his shit. Can't make up things he says. I couldn't bring myself to vote for KnowMo.
I'm sad I have to find a new Reek, but he shouldn't have welched.

crazycoffey 04-19-2013 06:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9604960)
Says who? This isn't collage basketball. You can do what ever you want, douch master general! This is your poll competition.
There's 25 votes to non-top5, all those to one person could swing the power to any one of the top 5.

Rasputin 04-19-2013 06:20 PM
Zach just gets more grief because he likes and promotes soccer so much. I don't think he goes out of his way to be douche.

Rasputin 04-19-2013 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9604964)
:shake:
ROFL

Frazod 04-19-2013 06:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9605010)
Zach just gets more grief because he likes and promotes soccer so much. I don't think he goes out of his way to be douche.
I'll say he's not nearly as much of a douche as Wickedson.

That's about it.

B14ckmon 04-19-2013 06:22 PM
Some fat **** mod banned me from the bomb thread even though I contributed probably more than anyone to it.

I vote him and his children as Douche of the year.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-19-2013 06:24 PM
Hootie just might miss the cut. We need conversation about NBA players taking over the NFL NOW

Bambi 04-19-2013 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9604890)
I still say take five to be next round to see where the votes go then, between |douch| and hootie expecially, then take the top three or two for the final vote.
Might as well. This is being organized by a Mizzou fan. Terms like Final Four, BCS, and Championship are completely irrelevant to him.

Just change the rules being that it doesn't really matter.

B14ckmon 04-19-2013 06:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9605118)
Might as well. This is being organized by a Mizzou fan. Terms like Final Four, BCS, and Championship are completely irrelevant to him.

Just change the rules being that it doesn't really matter.
Get out of my thread bitch.

stonedstooge 04-19-2013 06:54 PM
Who won last year?

Bambi 04-19-2013 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9605186)
Get out of my thread bitch.
This is a annual treat for me. I have diatribes written about me with pleads for people to vote me in as a "douche".

I simply stick around to enjoy the failure. It's hilarious.

Bambi 04-19-2013 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stonedstooge (Post 9605193)
Who won last year?
It stopped before there was a winner. People weren't interested.

Frazod 04-19-2013 06:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9605200)
It stopped before there was a winner. People weren't interested.
Wrong. KCChiefsfan 50/50 won.

Lying about the previous year's results. Very douchy!

B14ckmon 04-19-2013 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9605198)
This is a annual treat for me. I have diatribes written about me with pleads for people to vote me in as a "douche".

I simply stick around to enjoy the failure. It's hilarious.
I didn't read this post but I am going to assume it has something to do with you wanting my dick.

Rasputin 04-19-2013 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9605212)
Wrong. KCChiefsfan 50/50 won.

Lying about the previous year's results. Very douchy!
But hindsite was 20/20 that he would win anyways.

Bambi 04-19-2013 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9605224)
I didn't read this post but I am going to assume it has something to do with you wanting my dick.
mirror mirror

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHnjrfRCEAAfc0A.jpg:large

Bambi 04-19-2013 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9605212)
Wrong. KCChiefsfan 50/50 won.

Lying about the previous year's results. Very douchy!
Just because someone was winning when people stopped being interested in your contest doesn't mean you have a winner. lol, dumb ass ROFL

Frazod 04-19-2013 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9605229)
It's too late for beards, Bambi!

B14ckmon 04-19-2013 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9605229)
I like what I see there

Bambi 04-19-2013 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9605248)
I like what I see there
These girls really have it going nowadays

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIAUIlsCEAAAO0y.jpg:large

Frazod 04-19-2013 07:15 PM
Isn't this more your speed, Bambi?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...dC9oKsHHLtP_HQ

Bambi 04-19-2013 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9605281)
I remember that. Earlier in the night he was doing this. ROFL










































































http://www.muckfizzou.com/wp-content...cle-Decade.jpg

Frazod 04-19-2013 07:20 PM
Interesting.

So did he go all Brokeback with his boyfriend after this, too?

http://ktgr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/eatit.jpg

Bambi 04-19-2013 07:25 PM
Nope...he did this. How did your year end up? ROFL

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/...n/1589299.jpeg

Frazod 04-19-2013 07:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9605338)
Nope...he did this. How did your year end up? ROFL

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/...n/1589299.jpeg
He got a job selling fruit? Cool. I know he didn't have any future playing in the NFL.

Bambi 04-19-2013 07:28 PM
lol, here you go. Couldn't have summed up the entrance into the SEC better myself

http://www.muckfizzou.com/images/SEC...shirt_navy.png

Bambi 04-19-2013 07:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9605343)
He got a job selling fruit? Cool. I know he didn't have any future playing in the NFL.
I don't think he ever planned on playing in the NFL. He got us the BCS. He did his job.

I'm not sure why you're bringing him up but it sure is funny.

Frazod 04-19-2013 07:29 PM
OVER.

In a stunning upset, Hootie gets punked by Zach and bounced from the final round.

Better luck next year, dude!

Advancing to the Douchy Final Four are:

Bl4ckmon
DaneMcCloud
Piers Morgan (Wickedson)
[Zach]

Final poll to follow shortly.

Frazod 04-19-2013 07:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9605354)
I don't think he ever planned on playing in the NFL. He got us the BCS. He did his job.

I'm not sure why you're bringing him up but it sure is funny.
Meanwhile.....

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflc...960&height=720

That must really warm your heart.

Bambi 04-19-2013 07:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9605370)
Meanwhile.....

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflc...960&height=720

That must really warm your heart.
Backup quarterback who has never seen an NFL field. If that doesn't say Mizzou I don't know what does. ROFL

Frazod 04-19-2013 07:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9605394)
Backup quarterback who has never seen an NFL field. If that doesn't say Mizzou I don't know what does. ROFL
That's your quarterback, Bambi. Don't you want him to succeed?

Bambi 04-19-2013 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9605405)
That's your quarterback, Bambi. Don't you want him to succeed?
I'll root for any Chiefs qb when they are on the field no problem.

That won't be happening but rest assured if it ever does he'll get my cheers.

CrazyPhuD 04-19-2013 07:44 PM
Wooo wooo the Final Whores....

B14ckmon 04-19-2013 07:45 PM
No one gives a shit about either of your shitty colleges.

Bambi 04-19-2013 07:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9605440)
No one gives a shit about either of your shitty colleges.
No doubt. Trashing Frazod's threads is a personal hobby of mine in which I enjoy however.

Nothing gets him more upset than KU butt****ing his team year in and year out.

Frazod 04-19-2013 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9605456)
No doubt. Trashing Frazod's threads is a personal hobby of mine in which I enjoy however.

Nothing gets him more upset than KU butt****ing his team year in and year out.
First you'll have to be man enough to play us again....... LMAO


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