OK, now this is just sad.

no boyfriend

but I can ask the passed out chick in my room when she snaps out of her rufalin induced semi-coma in the AM

yeah you're doing great man

Gonzo: keep it to football discussions and we will let you stay
Hootie: ok -proceeds to make thread that he knows will create drama-
Gonzo: hey, I thought you were gonna keep it to football discussions? ~proceeds to take personal shot at Hooties job~
Gonzis wife: haha and you're gay, too, Hootie.

Yeah, that was handled well.

I'm sure that will put the fire out.

Oh, he dumped you and now you're raping chicks. Got it.

yes, drama would be a cool thing at this point.

This is just awesome.

I mean terrible. This is not what I had planned at all...

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-conten...PM-615x345.png

No really my penis is this big.

uhm

this agreement is a myth

I came back on a mult and let everyone know who I was and the mod's didn't ban me. I don't think I really ever deserved to be banned considering I'm a long time, loyal, active member...

and I guess they agreed

Is it time for a Hoedown yet?

oh really

you didn't plan for this to happen after locking THIS thread:

riiiiight

did you make any posts, im too lazy to find the thread

i want to mean something to the planet

Oh, Hootie... you're so wonderfully stupid.

are you telling your friends on PaintingMyNailsPlanet how much you're pwning me?

what's Gonzo's handle on that one?

LMAO

Yeah, that's what happened. I agree totally. Where's the like button on this post?
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Oh and the reason I only post five times a week is because I'm too busy posting on Texansplanet.com.

O wait, wut?

You must have me mixed up with a high-maintenance chick or something. I'm quite the opposite. You don't know me very well at all, so I suggest you shut your whore mouth. :D

Seriously, how is it in any way cool to tell a guy to stay away from drama and then insult his job and sexuality?

Amateur hour.

Drinks half price

I never insulted his sexuality. You're a necropheliac.

Get help, Boss chief.

....cue opening of Dragnet theme

now I'm getting teamed up on by ChiefsPlanet's ONE AND ONLY power posting couple.

hey Lumpy

HE SAID YOUR NAME! GET ON YOUR LAPTOP.

"I can't...I'm posting about this apple pie recipe and they are asking where you're at tonight?"

OH OK LET ME LOG ON OVER THERE AND YOU GO OVER TO CP

"Ok. Just make sure you tell Bianca how much fun I had chatting with her the other night. She wants to skype with us later."

OH YES. I LOVE APPLE PIE SKYPE BAKING SESSIONS.

"you're the best. I'm so happy we can post together on all of these sites because we don't get to see each other enough as it is!"

YEAH. I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE POSTER ON CHIEFSPLANET/APPLEPIERECIPESPLANET EVERRRR

that's exactly what happened

I moved to Champaign, got a new job...

registered as 'Captain Tasty Cheeks'

posted about Halo 4

Flopnuts lol'd and said welcome back to me on Facebook.

100%

oh so gonzo is married to a dude

and I'm gay?

at least I like girls who aren't dudes

Oh Christ... You people need to have some fun here. I R Tired.

See you latr. K thx bye.

Your wife did.

Only at night with the sound of James brown playing in the background.

How cool is it for Hootie to insult me when I had nothing to do with his thread getting locked? He knows that if he brings me up in anything, I will stand my ground. I'm not an asshole unless my buttons are pushed and he has a way of doing that.

I get along great with many people on here and I consider some of you as friends. But, if someone is going to insult me, I have the right to stand my ground.

The gay remarks were a bit much and I do apologize.

yeah bro you already used up your 5 posts and it's the first day of the week

so glad that you're moderating while spending 10 minutes per week on this site

you're such a commodity

Or wrecks n effects rumpshaker

That works too

you so stood your ground

I'm proud of you

your the best power couple ground holder on this site

thank god you can't let your husband have his own hobbies and registered on this site so we could all get to know how good you are at standing your ground

ROFL

What is Skype? :shrug:

don't pretend that you and Gonzo don't skype each other next to each other in bed while you're both posting on ChiefsPlanet

what percentile do you think i rank

i need to know

they both jerk off watching porn on their ipads next to each other in bed because its easier than being on top

Either the bottom 10% or the upper 24% depends on the day.

fair, accurate

Ya know, I'm already bored with your act, Hootie. I really am. You're the most pathetic piece of shit on this site. Your arguments are so damn worn out, too. It's like arguing with a chick... on her period... and she ran out of Midol.

I'll tell ya what, I'll go ahead and just use the ignore function. Because honestly, you really do fight like a whiny little bitch. I think I'll hang out with real posters and leave you with your bashing, whining, and ignorant babbling.

Ciao, shithead. ;)

i get pissy sometimes but i mean look at this shit

im a chiefs fanin Niner country

been a chiefs fan since b4 the niners even had a ring

I've had to watch the niners fans around me for my life, live high on the hog

while i wallow in squalor

and i couldve just gone the easy way and been a niner fan

but no

i had to be different

a great invention as long as it stays free, said every out of town business man and deployed military member.

Changed your name as requested, anything else you need?

capitalize the d on drama and we're good

you guys use CB's?

this is where I bust out my don't care piano and play my favorite song...

"don't care, don't care, don't care, don't care"

LOL Mod jokes! What a Hoot! (No pun intended)

I think you have a secret crush on hootie.

was rudy really offsides or is that bullshit?

Anyone else see it as ironic that the other thread was locked after a few posts because there was a threat of there being unnecessary drama, and yet this thread has gone 14+ pages strong and covered everything needed to being considered "dramatic"?

she definitely wants to bang me

but I don't do chicks with kids and I don't bang 30 year olds (occasional exception) and I doubt she'd be worth an exception

now, we've discussed that

Gonzo was looking to start drama and then point his fingers and pretend like he had nothing to do with it/it wasn't his intention.

Um, **** NO!! It seems like it's the other way around. I had actually forgotten that the pudwhacker posts on this site, then I stumbled upon this thread. Sure enough, he's talking about me. The guy needs to get a grip on reality. I don't like douchebags.

yeah

I'm sure she STUMBLED upon this thread.

I'm sure Gonzo didn't tell her that he locked one of my threads or anything.

Seriously, I'm not going to bang you. Get a grip.

Chicks dig assholes

Do you play piano?

I'm going to be ****ing livid if you're exceptional and didn't give me pointers in my Piano thread.

LOL that's hilarious!

I only play the 'don't care' piano

which is something I do to someone in person when they start saying something to me that I don't care about

I start chanting 'don't care, don't care, don't care' and pretend I'm pounding a piano

it has become famous and it is called, again, the 'don't care' piano

it's a bit disconcerting that a married woman wants to bang me so badly but whatever

you always want what you can't have more than what you can have

Sounds fratty

I thought it was scars?

pwned

Pootie still menstruating, I see.

You should get to work, boy. Those toilets won't clean themselves.

This doesn't improve my piano skills at all.

****.

ROFL :clap:

my job is more important than your secretary position at a law office

you and luv have the same job? Christ man. Christ.

Golf is still a game and shouldn't be a sport...

Fixed

I'm running out of popcorn....

please fix the d on drama

thanks

ask Frazod, he likes the heavy butter with the butter squeeze kind

The tone of this post is somewhat emotional. That could possibly indicate a confirmation of my initial opinion.

If Gonzo was out of town and the kids were at grandmas house...you'd be like "wanna have a drink?"

Lock it up

Thanks but I'm not Brazilian.

And ping pong. If you can play it drunk, its not an Olympic sport.

Try again, you pathetic servile ****. LMAO

The next time you're cleaning cum out of the hot tub, think of me, laughing at you.

That is why they call it the Olympic Games.

So is NASCAR a sport?

are you really from/in El salvador

Admit it, despite a few hickups like differing opinions on thigpen, I'm in your top 20%.


Go Alex Smith

This one came from looking
This one opened twice
These two seem as smooth as silk, flush against my eyes
This one needed stitches and
This one came from rings
This one isn't even there, but I feel it more because you don't care

Yeah, Cut right into me
Yeah, Cause I am Made Of Scars
Yes I am made of scars

This one had it coming
This one found a vein
This one was an accident, but never gave me pain
This one was my fathers and
This one you can't see
This one had me scared to death,
But I guess I should be glad I'm not dead!!

Yeah, Cut right into me
Yeah, I am made of scars
Yes, I am made of scars

God, Don't you believe the hype?

And I will find a way
Everything you are I will betray
Oh, I swear that I will find a way
Everything you are's inside me

This one was the first one
This one had a vice
This one here I like to rub on dark and stormy nights
This one was the last one,
I don't remember how
But I remember blood and rain
AND I NEVER SAW IT COMING AGAIN

Yeah, Cut right into me
Yeah, Cause I am made of scars
Yes, I am made of scars

That's what I'm made of!!!

no because you can drive drunk

/hurp