The family tree that didn't fork...

He's furiously deleting. All we have left is his wedding pics.

This one?

http://www.speeddate.com/personals-i...oopy91579.html

It looks like Snoopy91579 is the one he used more often.

Yellowcard, Seether and Nickleback.

What a catch.

Too late, the cia already deleted it.

good snooping, that's his home town

Sounds like a real catch


*Edit: too slow *

Real catch all right!!

But he didn't care about people knowing about his wife and life.


LMAO

DEFCON 1 on anything and everything. Must delete all evidence!!!

A fellow Niners fan outed that handle a while back, he denied it.

Whoops.

Wow...total scorched earth major beat down on this poor bastard. He's entered the Midnight Douche Zone of Douchieness!

I don't give a **** if you are Jesus Christ himself, CP can, and will fist you into oblivion.

this guy has a profile on every ****ing site with a login...jesus

LMAO I saw one on a Giants forum also.

Please don't chase this guy away.

I want to rub his nose in the shit running out of Alex's pantaloons when the time comes.

go be a bundle of sticks somewhere else

You will never get the chance to. All he has to do is make a call.

This is what happens to people who are fans of Alex Smith.

They turn into insane people like Maverick4920489284095.

Don't be that guy.

He's already made the call.

We're talking scorched earth heading our way.

No shit.

Bodybuilding forums, poker sites, other NFL team forums, dating websites, video game forums.

What a life.

everyone hates this guy...ROFL

http://z14.invisionfree.com/06_League/ar/t12866.htm

CP, I just can't quit you.

So another poor ****er asked to be McFisted?? I had a feeling he was ****ed the minute I read, AC gave me permission! LMAO

These threads should be required reading for all n00bs.

I smell a Directv commercial.

Snoopy90210 is no Marty Shook or American Hero, but this is good stuff.

oh shit damn...he had an emo post up on myspace but already scrubbed it

Flaming Dragon going down!

This is FWAMING DWAGON!!!

it's preseason, no tackling to the ground

You'd think him being married he wouldn't spend so much time on the internet. Is the marriage strictly for security purposes on her end?

what was this all about?

LMAO

of all of the most disturbing things in all of the pics, vids, teabagging, porn etc...... is this:


http://i.imgur.com/DNR9JaA.jpg



I mean seriously.....NICKLEBACK???????????????????????????


Wtf man.























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My God. My favorite picture seems apropos...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...le-testing.jpg

I wonder if he gives a **** now?

Just for the record, I don't think Ice Skating, Gymnastics and Track could be called sports... They're certainly athletic competitions, but Tennis is the only one there I'd say was a sport...and I think there are a lot of lesbians in Tennis..at least there were till Anna Kournikova.

Now...for hot athletes...let's talk about the Brazilian Woman's Soccer team..

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...fOfDzMoDaiwavw

nope....google cache

Those forums all have legitimate purposes.

Probably packing his bags as we speak... off to start a new train wreck of a life.

Who's your savior now, Moses?

lol

http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1500459642/pof2.jpg

Where is your god now, Alex Smith Fan?


ROFL

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False - you would have to be insane to begin with in order to start being a fan of Alice Smiff.

Is that what I've been missing in the soccer thread? If so I might have to take it off ignore.

Noice. Very noice.

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I can't see the pics in the profiles. Is it for sure him with the chick in those pics? I wonder if they aren't older pics of going to this "formal" or whatever.

I'm embarrassed that I actually like one of the same TV shows as him. This guy's going to ruin Scrubs for me forever. :eek:

The real question is can you find a google cached page of his porn account

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theta chi, brah!

Amazing friends that make you break down on social media and sob like a bitch.

He's the one guy in the circle that no one else gives a **** about.

Sports Management? ROFL

My Rihanna MySpace layout?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...013/04/lol.gif

What did that guy to start this nuclear war?

The main Alex Smith fan here -- who signed up here with the name Alex Smith Fan but changed it to Maverick91579 -- got over-sensitively bent out of shape about a couple of moderators from the 49ers board coming here and telling him off.

He got so out of shape, he created a crybaby thread asking for all the 49ers fans on this forum to explain why they don't like him, so he could give us our comeuppance and rain righteous vengeance down upon our slovenly heads.

Naturally it backfired, and the membership here did their best impression of the Amazon River, with Maverick91579 in the role of the sheep, and thte CP membership playing the school of Piranhas. The mods let it go until Maverick's psyche was sufficiently destroyed, whereupon the thread was deleted, spilling off into this one.

It was a pretty savage thread. Very funny, but still vicious.

I can't say Snoopy (Maverick91570) deserved what he got -- and getting personal about his other websites & all is just mean IMHO -- but Snoopy does this to himself by not knowing how to act or when to quit. In a way, I feel sorry for him like I would for anybody who is so equally unaware of reality.

It was a hilarious thread, but ran to the mean side.

Is love worth losing your best friend?

I highly doubt this is accurate. Not on CP, anyway.

Furthermore, I have serious doubts if the dating profile is representative of anyone who has posted on this forum because it lists income of < 30K.

Gaiz, you've misidentified the target.

Dude -- that guy in that gif makes me want to laugh right along with him. ROFL

Can I scratch my balls now?

What do you mean you doubt this is accurate? I assure you, it was a hilarious thread. :D

We make examples of those who create drama when it's unnecessary and insistent(trolls).

how does this compare to Midnight Vulture's thread; or Kristie Tynes?

hee hee

Vulture seemed like he was around a long time, relatively speaking. And he used to try to abuse Buck, so when the truth came out. Holy shit...

Well, it's no Fisty McTatt, that's for damn sure.

so pretty pretty pretty / Lenny (or Maverick in this case)

the standard by which all Flame threads should be measured.

Hometeam aint a puss though. he's still posting.

Midnight Vulture?

What happened there?

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Johnny Wad.

oh, it was glorious. It was 'Pre-Fisty McTatt' though.

If I were smart, I would search for the Midnight Vulture thread.

Those 9er fans just don't have that killer instinct.

They are all "happy."

I didn't douche out when CPed. This dude threatened to 'make one phone call' and take care of any and all internet bullying. That's what did the trick~