The Detroit Lions select Darqueze Dennard, CB, MSU.
Would have liked Mack or Barr but since they are gone CB is the pick.

Please Bold :thumb:

The Titans lost their top CB to Tampa Bay but get a potential true number 1 CB here that has both good size (6-0, 202) and speed (4.37/40 at the combine).

The Tennessee Titans select Justin Gilbert, CB, Oklahoma State.

Wow both corners off that fast.

But he CREATED this draft.....mother****er. LMAO

Updated to the Titans pick.

Not a fan of the Bills pick....but that's just me. RTs in the top 10 are horrible picks. :D

Was hoping Gilbert was gonna fall no surprises yet except Bortles number one. All three qbs went early so right now pretty much nobody taking a gamble yet.

Jason Verrett could end up being the best of the three.

Only thing he doesn't have is height.

Yeah but he's strong in tape , he's shut down some of the big receivers in college football.

I hate it too. Should have given Manuel another weapon.

I'm not a HUGE fan of where the OTs went so far. If I was the Bucs....I would have grabbed someone like Evans. McCown succeeds when he has tall receivers who he can throw it up to. Jackson and Evans would have given him those WRs. The Bills could have gone any number of different ways.

You also have to wonder did Johnny football make Matthews better with his running ability. But good genes in that Matthews family. I like evans and with Stevie Johnson that would have been a great duo. Evans won't last much longer though.

best thread of the year, even if it started out like a back alley abortion

Should be interesting how the rest of this draft goes from here on out.

Time for Godfather Noob.

So direkshun do you think this three qbs first ten picks will go like this.

What's the Giant tackle situation? Do thy have an LT?

They could go Lewan here. Or WR. Or DL.

No, but I do think they go in the top ten.

I think Bridgewater and Manziel fall out of the top three.

I really wanted Aaron Donald, but the Vikings just drafted Floyd for their 3-tech.

It was also too high to go with Nix.

Either player should be in play here for the Giants.

They drafted Pugh last year. Schwartz will more than likely be their RT this year and they signed a bunch of interior OL in FA. I bet they go d-line since Joseph and Tuck left this offseason.

Donald and Floyd would have been a blast, but yeah, pretty much exact same player. You can probably run them over, too.

I'd say Giants go Ebron or Evans.

Thanks, Godfather Noob throwing this thing into a complete halt. Can't bold, can't pm, can't forward a top five picks list for the G-Men to somebody. The vetting process for these new GMs has to be reviewed because I'm tired of them defecating all over the glorious CP Mock. I feel like we got stuck with a bunch of Palins.

Excellent idea. I'm going to go get my medical card right ****ing now. When the DR. asks my ailment I shall respond,"All these new ****ing GMs in the CP Mock!"

At the dispensary I'll ask which strain helps most with calming me down so I don't go full Skip Towne on these mutha****ers!

:bong::bong::bong::bong::bong::bong::bong::bong::bong::bong::bong::bong:

i'm not entertained

Don't paint with too broad a brush.

My boy chiefscafan is going to step up big.

Does anybody here even think Evans is that great of a receiver?

He got a high % of his receptions on comebacks while Manziel was running figure 8s in the backfield.

i may be spooked by baldwin, but i'd feel safer with Beckham

His fit is in an offense where they throw him jump balls or let him use his size to gain an advantage. I don't see him as a fit for our offense or our QB.

With Megatron I felt adding Evans would be redundant. Now Sammy on the other hand.....

Good point, D. cafan and dingle seem to be chomping @ the bit.

The New York Giants select Taylor Lewan, OT, Michigan.

BOOM.

SUCK IT PEST

Did Godfather Noob PM Rams Fan?

It's Direckshun's fault

God Bless your Maize and Blue heart!

You hacked his account.

We're back to 12 Hour Rams Fan.

Does dingleberry know he's the Hoover?

Yes.

I private messaged rams fan just in case to keep this moving along

Fellas, worst start to a CP Mock EVER.

someone should cut their penis off as penance

I'd volunteer SNR if we included artificially created post-op penises.

Man, I'm glad I disassociated myself from this dumpster fire.

Hey....it's because all of you guys dropped out that this is happening. :D

Oh....and everyone needs to settle the **** down. It's been 2 ****ing hours. Really the only person who took forever was Hoover. DaKCMan took 12 hours and no one said shit to him.

Is it? Our two biggest holdups so far have been from vets.

And I'm just over here masturbating...

Has Hoover been in the CP draft before? I don't remember. I'm not going to fault someone for 12 hours. People work different schedules and aren't on here as much as you and I are.

Pest buddy! You need to calm down, son! I assumed this was a running joke at this point. Am I the only one?

No one gives a ****.

Still more productive than Hoover's drafting ability.

Excuses, excuses.

The joke is we're a dozen picks in after 2.5 days. You do raise an excellent point because humor is about all we have left to deal with this debacle.

It's rather ironic in a society that is so wired we're basically sending ravens from all over Westeros to make our picks.;)

One moment.

St. Louis Rams:

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, S, Alabama

Try again. HOLY TOLEDO. Serenity NOW!

If the picks fall like this in real life, it's setting up for the Chiefs to smash that 23 slot.

I'm gonna just keep my mouth shut, but some BIGTIME talents are there for the taking.

I wish I didn't pick Indy...no first round pick hurts.

inb4edit

Oh, wow.

4 hours to make a pick and he chooses a player already off the board....when there have only been 12 picks.

Oh, my.

I apologize for the delay. I'll be PMing my picks in the future like I did last year as insurance.

much better. PM dingleberry, please.

I made the pick. T'was a freudian slip.

Just giving ya shit, RF.

So Rams fan, as a Rams fan please share your rationale in selecting these two defensive players. I like them both very much but you can shed special insight because this is your squad.

It's all good. I probably deserve it after holding up the mock longer than I should have.

Your sig says it all.

The Rams need good receivers if they are gonna have a chance at scoring in that division... luckily this draft is stacked at that position.

:banghead:

Edit:bwahahahaha

1. I don't think Snead/Fisher want a WR at 2 after a recent interview regarding taking one at 2.

2. Fisher is building up the DL. Clowney is one of the best DL prospects since 2000, IMO, and probably the best since Suh in 2010.

3. The Rams secondary is a work in progress. As of right now, CB is very thin, but I don't know if they believe Johnson/Jenkins can up their game and I wonder if they will address that position later on or at 13(Gilbert was the guy if Marco didn't take him). S is also a need, McLeod is a great depth guy who can play S(and CB, when needed), but he's just an average starter.

4. I think OL isn't as glaring of a need with Saffold re-signing. I think they'll draft a guard and/or a tackle at some point in the draft, but isn't as huge of a need, IMO. Barksdale is solid at RT, and whenever Long comes back, Saffold will move into G. In the mean time, while Long is out, Saffold will be the LT. And I don't think Fisher/Snead would draft an OL at 2 just to solve a problem in the short term.

What more can they do, though?

Tavon/Givens/Bailey/Quick/Pettis have all been drafted since 2011. Tavon and Bailey made huge strides, IMO. Whether WR will be a need is if Quick doesn't develop.

Boy oh boy. I was hoping for any position other than a WR that way you all can trade us both your seconds to jump up and get a WR.

Thanks for the breakdown. Is that it for picks from the RG3 trade? If so, how do you like the haul from the trade?

The 2nd overall pick is the last pick from the RG3 trade, yes.

I think the trade is great, IMO. I still think Bradford can be the answer(while no many fans don't, and there were some irrational dumb ****s who said Clemens>Bradford :shake:) but I still think the trade will work out for the Rams in the long run, regardless of Bradford's and RG3's performance.

I think this choice is pretty obvious, Phil Emery needs to complete his overhaul of his defensive line that got gauged by running backs last year. I think this guy will help them a lot with that. The Chicago Bears select Aaron Donald DT Pittsburgh
This pick was going to be Clinton Dix, but he was taken. I also thought about Ryan Shazier but Donald is to good to pass up.

Good God.....that Chicago defensive line would be ****ing nasty.

What's the Chicago DL depth chart?