I'm jesting all over this thread tonight.

A jest of a team....or something like that.

Esky is that one faint light in a giant gaping black hole.

I'd equate it to a flash light slowly dimming from dying batteries.

i want the team to not suck this half inning. All in favor?

Sorry Melanie, you will not be winning $1,700 tonight.

I sacrificed my 10k post mojo on inning 4.

FML.

SALVY!

Welp

YES **** YES

MELANIE I LOVE YOU

Whoa "Joey"

Huh. That just seems weird.

Salvy telling Fevery what he thinks of that "pitcher-friendly" park

What was that?
Is that legal? Is that allowed?
Hey Melanie....loan me $500 bucks...

My wish came true! Thanks Salvy!

I honestly think Fever is worse than Hud most of the time.

Then Alice takes a flat 89 mph fastball over the middle of the plate?

Fever thinks a hanging curve ball is "well placed" whenever a Royale takes it for a strike.

We have taken a commanding 2 home run lead over Jose Abreu

Gordon in the 5 spot has been a total fail this season. I'm ready for him to go back to the leadoff spot where he does good. Yeah, yeah, he has doubles but really he has been ineffective all season long.

Do you know how much easier it is for Jose to hit homers at home in Chicago early in the season? Not a fair comparison; the K is tough in April and May, just ask Guthrie.

He's a mental midget anywhere but the #1 spot. Weird but he needs to move back it seems.

Sheeeeit

Lo Cain can flat out play some center field

If he could just stay healthy, he'd be a no doubt GG

I played baseball recently and I couldn't judge any flyball at all. It's pretty amazing what these guys can do at a full sprint while battling stadium lights.

That guy in the front row behind the ump just flashed his tits!

Jesus ump

This team does get too caught up in the park thing... but San Diego is legitimately a pitcher's park. Although I think it was last year they finally moved the fences in. It's always been known as one of the worst parks for hitters. It's like the anti-Cincinnati.

Ump putting on the squeeze a bit

Marine layer. Thick air.

Outstanding game from Guthrie so far

I don't trust this pitcher past the 6th.

And LoCain is out for 2 months

Cain to the DL

Should have taken him out in the 4th

/blowfish

That's an auto double on us. We have 2 CS all year I think.

Yeah, same thing in Seattle.

Nice sac. And Cain pulling up limp

Well, I will say, Guthrie's put more balls into play than Hosmer has tonight...

The wind conditions and park are his best friends tonight for sure. Playing right into his game.

Frank Zappa warming up in the Pads bullpen...

That was a strike

Ajoki

Aoki continues to do nothing with men on base. He's killing this offense right now.

Up to Infante

We want Frenchy!

I'd consider Dyson

trash on trash.

How exciting.

Jesus please, not another 12 inning game tonight...

Seriously, how is Aoki a better option than Dyson?

They are both very similar.

That's not a good thing.

Hope Guthrie can get through 8.

Except Dyson is faster and I think plays better defense.

I've been out with a lady friend tonight, can I get a quick summary?

They got a home run
Sal got a home run

We still cant figure out who their starting pitcher was.

You went out with her, how are we supposed to know?

Time for Hosmer to see how hard he can swing at every pitch...

Sure:

Aoki: Leaving runners on base to die.
Infante: Ditto.
Hosmer: Struck himself out on ball four twice.
Perez: Solo homer in the sixth to tie the game. Won a chick $1700 in the Sonic Slam Inning.
Alice: Can't hit an off speed curve ball.
Valencia: Thinks he's Moose.
Cain: Tried to go back on the DL again, played good defense in Center.
Esky: Played good short tonight.
Guthrie: Popped out with bases loaded, game up a dinger, pitched OK, got a sac bunt down.

We can't score.
Neither can they.

It'll come down to bull pens again tonight.

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Hosmer gonna come out of his shoes on 3-2

Hosmer playing hop scotch in the batters box

The Padres bullpen has always been their strength. I would bet over the last 10-15 years, they have one of the best extra innings record.

FYP

Dating on a school night?

Where the **** are your parents?!

So does Perez always swing for the fences on every pitch, or only after he's homered?

Gordon with the shit night

We have no offensive approach at all.....guys are just there trying to pull everything....

Fixed

Nice. Close up of a Royals fan picking his nose. Classy!

I have 0 confidence in Guthrie's ability to finish this inning. Please prove me wrong.

Hey look, Ned's awake, and it's after 11pm Central Time. That's good for him!

These guys are going to try to run on Salvie again? Not smart.

Dumbasses

BOOM

HAHA SALVY

Beautiful game Guthrie.

:clap: Outstanding game Guthrie

Batting Dyson for Valencia and not Moose?? Not sure I get that but okay

Dyson on for the pinch hit