Had meetings all morning...

Anything exciting in camp?

Houston and Charles are no shows

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It's weird that players drive themselves to camp. You'd think the team would have them come to the stadium and then bus them all at once to St. Joe.

For sure. Some of these pics remind me of the movie, Major League.

They probably want access to their personal transportation.

Dontario Poe. Yep. /FOX announcing team

I'd personally want my own car in case shit hit the fan or if I needed to get home to family quickly.

I'm sure the guys would love to hitch a ride from St. Joe to KC...

Does Bowe look visibly thinner to anyone else?

I want to say someone posted something about him changing his diet. He lost something like 10-15 pounds. Down to 210-ish from 225-ish, I believe.

He said that this is the first year that he's hired a nutritionist and started watching what he ate.

He looks visibly more like Eddie Griffin.

Just choked on lunch reading that. Well done.

LMAO no doubt.

I hate him for crashing Ricky Bobby.

Bowe has switched from the marijuanas to crack cocaine.

I knew it was a gateway drug!

Damn dopers /HonestChiefFan

It's fake French, though. The French Canadian dialect is far more nasally and annoying.

It's like someone who's really into British accents. A woman might go out with someone on a blind date who she learns is from England, so she gets all excited. When he shows up he's got the worst ****ing Cockney accent that's so bad she stabs her ears repeatedly with her salad fork.

So she stabs her ears out, and then drops her panties and lifts her skirt because he is still a freaking pro athlete doctor that is 6'5 300lb.

Didn't say he had an accent. Just said he spoke french. Shit, he could read the instructions for using dandruff shampoo in French and some UMKC 20 year old on a fake ID at The Gran Faloon will get so wet Brush Creek turns into the Nile.

More than anything... let's pray for no injuries. Not only for the Chiefs but the rest of the league.

weirdo

Camp breaks early this year?

Wut

I have been trying to distract myself from football since the playoff disaster, but I cannot any longer. Preseason is right around the corner.

Do any of our training camp/preseason favs ever work out?

Jamaal's contract has only 6 and 7 mil cap hit in '16 and '17, with NO dead money

Jamaal really is a team guy and cares about his legacy more than money.

http://overthecap.com/cap.php?Name=J...RB&Team=Chiefs

Soo is anything happening yet or we just have 13 pages of hopes.

Practice starts in a half an hour

I changed my settings to 80 posts per page so it only seems like 3 pages of hopes. Makes it feel a lot better when we completely shit the bed.

What do you think of the accents in Wiscaaaaansin? I went to college with a lot of Wisconsin people...their accents are unique. The way they enunciate their O's, A's and R's is pretty funny.

My roommate my Sophomore year dated a Wisconsin chick. I remember cracking up one night because when I asked what they were gonna be up to, she replied, "in a couple hours we are going to go to the pumpkin patch dance." However, with the way she said it, it sounded like, "in a cawpull uff owas, wheel going tull gull tew the punkin pee-atch dee-ance."

Awesome stuff. Too bad Alex can't be like Tom Brady and take 9 mil a year to help his team win. Honestly, if Jamaal and Alex were combining for a 15 million dollar hit, we would always be stacked.

Your and idiot.

I think it's hideous. It's a dialect of screeches.

I also don't appreciate their cute little "bubblers". Go **** yourselves. The attachment to a brand that went extinct DECADES ago is the most reeruned thing ever.

Yeah, you may have learned "bubbler" as a kid. Well, it's time to grow up as an adult and join the 21st century. Words are used to express meaning. They are not meant to be patriotic calls to the childhood experiences in a particular local area. When the rest of the world doesn't know what the **** you're talking about, it's time to stop saying that word and replace it with "water fountain". It's really not that ****ing hard.

In the Northerners' defense, you can't drink out of most fountains..

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And if he does then I get to eat crow regarding Fasano.

Well... bye

That's fine. Demetrius Harris here we go!:thumb:

Glass Vagina

People yelled at me when I called this guy a broke dick.

He IS a broke dick, and shouldn't be trusted with any semi-important roles on this team. He'll just get injured and let you down, even if he is good at football (which we don't know)

:huh: what the ****? This does not make sense-he is still young and would most likely make the team. :hmmm:

Doubt he would make the team. The Chiefs seem to have a hard on for the Harris kid.

Fasano
Kelce
Harris

That is odd... unless he had another concussion or something...

Yep, gonna have to hope Abdullah can get it done.

He was going to win that starting FS job regardless of whether or not Commings was healthy.

Of the new starters we'll have this year, he's the one I have the most confidence in.

Two of those guys were hurt last year. Beard is better than Kelce. Harris had stone hands- but maybe has learned something since then. You would have to like his chances. Come on Beard-get in there and fight!! :cuss::cuss:

lolwut?

:thumb:

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That kind of reminds me of how some people in the Midwest refer to couches/sofas as "Davenports." Heck, I have a cousin who still refers to them that way...he's like 25.

My Grandma referred to her couch as a davenport. Still confuses the shit out of me to this day.

WTF are you guys discussing couches in the TC thread?

Wait a damn minute. Don't you live in the Dakotas? You probably speak like a Mountie....or Terrance and Phillip....eh hoser.

Yeah, every one of my grandparents did the same. I think Davenport was a popular brand of furniture way, wayyy back in the day.

My grandparents had a couch they called the daveno. The back folded down so you could sleep on it. I think "daveno" was a PNW thing, though.

Beard
SEASON TEAM GP REC TGTS YDS AVG LNG TD FD FUM LST
2013
KC
16 26 40 302 11.6 25 2 16 0 0

Kelce

O

Fasano

2013 KC 9 23 200 22.2 8.7 0 3 0 0 .0 .0

Pretty close.

He's in Wiscawnsin

It's all that damn Duvernay-Tardiff's fault.

@bobfescoe: Jamaal scores a rushing td on the first play of camp #chiefs



Beast

Cut the wrong corner.

Kelce was hurt, but Dorsey isn't going to give up on him that fast. Fasano is the starter and the Chiefs have a boner for Harris. If they didn't i wouldn't have read 50,000 fluff articles about him all off season.

McGrath was is the oddman out. Which sucks because i like the guy.

I hope he does this 30 times this year!!

JC is the man. :thumb:

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Put this in the OP Dante.

@adamteicher: First play of team drills was screen to Charles.


JFC

Yep I know you are right- and yes I liked him too. Not a fan of Iron Hands Fasono though.

He is being punished for the DUI thing, its not performance based.

Avery is picking up where he left off. Jeez this guy gets on my nerves-Alex has to be scared to throw it to him- 50 / 50 he catches it.

I hope Junior out plays him and steals his spot.

Yeah, because those go nowhere.

Doubt that. Really, really doubt that.

Link?

First play to Charles he scores a TD

You really have no clue how Andy Reid likes to run his offenses, do you?

Just let him rest until week 1

It was probably a deep pass Alex got shaky and dumped it off to Charles

There is no link, it's an assumption.

It seems very unlikely that's the case. It happened so long ago that there's nothing to prove anymore by doing it.

Per Lance Twidwell

Cyrus making sharp cuts in the middle. I could tell Poe wanted to end him, held back. #Chiefs

It is because of the DUI thing. He went to 2nd team immediately after the arrest.

And it's not because of performance. He's easily the best corner we have right now.