I'm hoping the worst has passed. Had a shitload of lightning and thunder and some really heave rainfall, which is all pooling and running off at this point. I haven't walked out to look at the creek and fallen limb situation yet.

I had some friends in that area that had their places torn up pretty badly. Baseball size hail.

There was a 30+ degree differential between KC and Harrisonville in the midnight hour this morning. Crazy stuff.

Last night when the fronts collided just west of Des Moines, it was 58 here. Probably the biggest reason we didn't get much because we were on the backside of the action. But 40 miles to the south, it was over 80.

They just missed where the front would set. If it was 100 miles further north it would have been out of the south it would have been the ****ing disaster they called for.

Thank god they missed the wind.

I was sitting by the tractor with the chisel on waiting for the wind to switch directions. **** this shit.

I have a corn planter on, and I’ll eventually plant shit, but goddamn a half inch of rain would make me more enthusiastic about planting.

LOL **** that goat piss.

I did have a whiskey last night, but if I tried to drink away my problems alcohol poisoning would have gotten me already.

There might be some more drinking in my future when it’s 90 next week and my wheat says **** it I’m out.

This ****ing sucks.

Yep. The temperature differentials on each side of the front are crazy. It's ****ing 36 here today.

Got alot of small hail here in West Shawnee

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">2:42pm CDT <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SPC_MD?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SPC_MD</a> 0501 , <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/okwx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#okwx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/kswx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#kswx</a>, <a href="https://t.co/FX11PJJg9u">https://t.co/FX11PJJg9u</a> <a href="https://t.co/CJtaXNWJoP">pic.twitter.com/CJtaXNWJoP</a></p>&mdash; NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1645512502019780608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 10, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We hit 80! It&#39;s been six months to the day since the last time we hit 80 degrees in the Twin Cities. <a href="https://t.co/E8yKP93lck">https://t.co/E8yKP93lck</a> <a href="https://t.co/1pNlCqXY0H">pic.twitter.com/1pNlCqXY0H</a></p>&mdash; KARE 11 (@kare11) <a href="https://twitter.com/kare11/status/1645893054325293057?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 11, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why not jump start the swimming season? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mnwx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#mnwx</a> <a href="https://t.co/SOvKYrYsg9">https://t.co/SOvKYrYsg9</a></p>&mdash; MPR Weather (@MPRweather) <a href="https://twitter.com/MPRweather/status/1645919051774935040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 11, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">There is an Enhanced risk of severe thunderstorms from central Missouri to northern Louisiana on Friday (4/15). Large hail (some 2&quot;+) and damaging winds will be the primary threats. <a href="https://t.co/YVMDxe4mEf">pic.twitter.com/YVMDxe4mEf</a></p>&mdash; NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1646942547632332800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 14, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I had to drive thru a ****ing mudstorm yesterday coming back from Amarillo I shit you not. Blowing dust with a sprinkle of rain made mud on my windshield. I HATE THIS PLACE!!!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">6:37pm CDT <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SPC_MD?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SPC_MD</a> 0517 , <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/kswx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#kswx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/iawx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#iawx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mowx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#mowx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/newx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#newx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/okwx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#okwx</a>, <a href="https://t.co/TaM4fUKejB">https://t.co/TaM4fUKejB</a> <a href="https://t.co/cXGnHc5KTP">pic.twitter.com/cXGnHc5KTP</a></p>&mdash; NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1647021197606137856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 14, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

87 wednesday
Today.......

Lol, sounds about right.

There was a 40 degree drop in KC Friday to Saturday, and today feels much the same with gale force winds, to boot. No snow, though. *knocks on wood*

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A Severe Thunderstorm Watch has been issued for SW Minnesota and NW Iowa. A Tornado Watch has been issued for NE KS, NW MO, SE NE, and SW IA. <a href="https://t.co/Ax49F6IOjA">pic.twitter.com/Ax49F6IOjA</a></p>&mdash; Jennifer McDermed (@McDermedFox9) <a href="https://twitter.com/McDermedFox9/status/1648796090580324361?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 19, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Doesn't feel like your typical severe weather day here in NW Missouri.

We'll see what happens.

Bueh, Hog, and I brace for yet another windy streak while you guys get all the moisture.

**** this place.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WPC_MD?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WPC_MD</a> 0197 affecting Southeastern NE...Southwestern IA...Northeastern KS...Far Northwestern MO, <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/iawx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#iawx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mowx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#mowx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/kswx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#kswx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/newx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#newx</a>, <a href="https://t.co/dWFRBrA2Nv">https://t.co/dWFRBrA2Nv</a> <a href="https://t.co/w4TPEqtaAj">pic.twitter.com/w4TPEqtaAj</a></p>&mdash; NWS Weather Prediction Center (@NWSWPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSWPC/status/1648831232828997632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 19, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="qht" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/OU?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#OU</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Norman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Norman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/tornado?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#tornado</a> <a href="https://t.co/GPFKW76t2n">https://t.co/GPFKW76t2n</a></p>&mdash; ��Laurel Leaves������I Stand WithUkraine�� (@KaooavopaKatapa) <a href="https://twitter.com/KaooavopaKatapa/status/1648854086014386180?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 20, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Very large and violent <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Tornado?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Tornado</a> near Norman Oklahoma.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/wxtwitter?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#wxtwitter</a> <a href="https://t.co/cbIdNnKm8K">pic.twitter.com/cbIdNnKm8K</a></p>&mdash; Logan Cox (@LoganCoxWeather) <a href="https://twitter.com/LoganCoxWeather/status/1648855004495720449?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 20, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

That's a wicked-looking one that portion of Oklahoma just seems cursed. At least it doesn't look too populated. I know it doesn't mean much as those big ones travel over a long distance. Prayers for all the Okies in its path.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Intense large <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/tornado?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#tornado</a> Cole, Oklahoma. Deployed subsonic sensor for infrasound. 4 homes damaged <a href="https://t.co/bMwjuMVChM">pic.twitter.com/bMwjuMVChM</a></p>&mdash; Reed Timmer, PhD (@ReedTimmerAccu) <a href="https://twitter.com/ReedTimmerAccu/status/1648857989091151875?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 20, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Yeah. It’s shit.

I should just beat my dick with a hammer. It would be less agonizing.

Unbelievable!!!

Yet again, I'm checking in and bitching about the weather here.

Woke up yesterday morning at 5am to hail and wind and my weather radio going off full blast.

Then another round of severe storms last night after 10. JUST as I was getting ready to say "**** it, it's just hail" and go to bed - bam, tornado warning.

I finally got to bed after one and woke up to thunder at 5am again.

Saturday is was over 80 and woke up Sunday morning to snow.

I've got to ****ing leave this place.

Don't forget what it's doing now

Where's that guy that started the "weird weather" thread to tell us about the coming apocalypse

The apocalypse is already here. I've been sent to hell, I'm convinced of it.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">12:27pm CDT <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SPC_MD?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SPC_MD</a> 0574 , <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ilwx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ilwx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mowx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#mowx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/iawx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#iawx</a>, <a href="https://t.co/ZWSnixCsfh">https://t.co/ZWSnixCsfh</a> <a href="https://t.co/CRIBWarWlI">pic.twitter.com/CRIBWarWlI</a></p>&mdash; NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1649102402476457986?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 20, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Gettin fired up now

Tornado watch issued for a wide swath from SE Iowa to north central Illinois. Tornado warnings already popping up in western IL.

Also, severe thunderstorm watches extend all the way from south central TX to central IL.

We have severe weather awareness week this week.

Again, the stupidity of the average human never fails to be displayed.

5 posts on FB and nextdoor trainwreck--Why are the sirens going off?

Reed timmer-gutsy SOB.

https://fb.watch/k1F1sQ-TEt/

Did you see him down in Florida during the last hurricane? he IS a bit crazy

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">7:47pm CDT <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SPC_MD?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SPC_MD</a> 0684 , <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/kswx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#kswx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/newx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#newx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/cowx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#cowx</a>, <a href="https://t.co/nMR6oDHf73">https://t.co/nMR6oDHf73</a> <a href="https://t.co/UduP1waI1c">pic.twitter.com/UduP1waI1c</a></p>&mdash; NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1654648950249656321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WPC_MD?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WPC_MD</a> 0226 affecting south-central to eastern NE, <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/iawx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#iawx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/newx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#newx</a>, <a href="https://t.co/KSGMjVXUFx">https://t.co/KSGMjVXUFx</a> <a href="https://t.co/NFMtavh8Ey">pic.twitter.com/NFMtavh8Ey</a></p>&mdash; NWS Weather Prediction Center (@NWSWPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSWPC/status/1654655395468836864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

It's supposed to be in the low 90's the next couple of days in KC (if not the entire state). We just don't know how to do weather incrementally around here, do we?

Popping in a few places today. Unstable air and humidity.

two tornados confirmed in SW Minn and some in Wisconsin

Read that as 'pooping in a few places today / unstable air'.


SR would be proud.

Gonna be a fun one again today.

It's hot and humid as balls here in NW Missouri. Where are the thunderstorms?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">5/7/23: Severe Thunderstorm Watch 199 is in effect for parts of southwest IA, northern KS, northwest MO, and eastern/central NE until 1am CDT. Very large hail up to 3 inches in diameter and significant gusts up to 80 mph are possible. <a href="https://t.co/cpnLqiKdeW">https://t.co/cpnLqiKdeW</a> <a href="https://t.co/kl8IRGnk4p">pic.twitter.com/kl8IRGnk4p</a></p>&mdash; NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1655360585742053376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 7, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Well that sucked ass...

Yikes! How much damage?

At our house, just a lot of tree damage, car dents, and holes in the siding. Just to the east of us in Grinnell, there was a ton of wind and hail damage.

I guess there's video circulating on social media of people in the Grinnell Walmart getting showered with shards of glass as the hail came straight through the skylights.

Damn!!!

The golf course at Grinnell College.

https://scontent.ffod1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...6w&oe=645D9E3D

https://scontent.ffod1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...nw&oe=645E6CCD

Reed Timmer knows

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Woke up to almost Heaven this morning. Thank you <a href="https://twitter.com/caseysgenstore?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@caseysgenstore</a> <a href="https://t.co/ROoncnnBjA">pic.twitter.com/ROoncnnBjA</a></p>&mdash; Reed Timmer, PhD (@ReedTimmerAccu) <a href="https://twitter.com/ReedTimmerAccu/status/1655954961392455682?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 9, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

:eek: JFC!

Gald you're OK. That could kill somebody.

Oh hell yeah.

:rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon:

I hate it when assholes don't fix their ball marks on the green.

Did someone run the ball shagger and pick up the hail? Weird. LMAO

Greasy's...I mean...Casey's...pizza is sometimes good but not often. Most of the time, you need to ask for paper towels to soak up all the grease.

He ain't wrong... Although you don't want Reed Timmer at a Casey's near you...

It is a bit ominous, isn't it.

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To Timmer's credit, their breakfast pizza is awesome.

MMMMMMM Caseys pizza.

You say that like it's a bad thing. You're not properly Midwest living until you're shitting out pure liquid.

Honestly, if you bake sausage pepperoni salami hamburger, and various kinds of cheese at 700 + degrees fats going to render out. The pizza that doesn't pool grease or saturate the box is a pizza I am not interested in eating. It's probably veggie with fat-free cheese and cauliflower crust. I don't eat a lot of pizza but when I do it's good and greasy.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">WORM WARNING! �� Areas along and south of I-94 can expect to see, smell, and step on many worms this morning. Proceed with caution.</p>&mdash; NWS Twin Cities (@NWSTwinCities) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSTwinCities/status/1656620889813970945?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 11, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


There was always one week in Iowa. Drving from Story City to Union for work.
Damp-the road covered in worms. It was very slick.

^
The comments are hilarious

ROFL

I'm headed over to Maid Rite today. I need to shit.

Yeah, pepperoni is the worst. I eat pepperoni like the real stuff but the stuff they put on pizzas is straight up poison.

Feel free to feed your next heart attack, I wanna live!

Seems like it's an annual tradition. Another Tornado on the ground southwest of Moore, Oklahoma.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tornado Warning including Norman OK, Moore OK and Newcastle OK until 8:15 PM CDT <a href="https://t.co/SVGz5LqKDv">pic.twitter.com/SVGz5LqKDv</a></p>&mdash; NWS Tornado (@NWStornado) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWStornado/status/1656820929958395904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 12, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Came home from work tonight to find some major hail damage to my siding. Good times.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">12:18pm CDT <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SPC_MD?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SPC_MD</a> 0772 , <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mowx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#mowx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/iawx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#iawx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/newx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#newx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/kswx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#kswx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/sdwx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#sdwx</a>, <a href="https://t.co/I2n1dK7tXw">https://t.co/I2n1dK7tXw</a> <a href="https://t.co/CPfmbnMPLU">pic.twitter.com/CPfmbnMPLU</a></p>&mdash; NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1657072701935325184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 12, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Yup. Praying for no bad weather. :grovel:

Tornado warming already in Nebraska

The longer the cloud cover holds, the better off we'll be.

Apparently there was a Tornado at Weskan yesterday. The School suffered some damage

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">7:14pm CDT <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SPC_MD?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SPC_MD</a> 0779 , <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mowx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#mowx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/iawx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#iawx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/kswx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#kswx</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/newx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#newx</a>, <a href="https://t.co/09SQt8QT4n">https://t.co/09SQt8QT4n</a> <a href="https://t.co/SR2jc1DT63">pic.twitter.com/SR2jc1DT63</a></p>&mdash; NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1657177372188372993?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 13, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

There was 4 tornado warnings at the same time in Nebraska tonite

One year ago yesterday was a derecho.

https://www.weather.gov/fsd/20220512-wind-mayderecho

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A Tornado Watch is in effect until 7 PM CDT for portions of Iowa. Hazards: a couple tornadoes, scattered large hail (up to 1.5&quot;), scattered damaging wind (up to 70 mph). More info: <a href="https://t.co/QMmU4tBZDt">https://t.co/QMmU4tBZDt</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/iawx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#iawx</a> <a href="https://t.co/ee4Y8axk5S">pic.twitter.com/ee4Y8axk5S</a></p>&mdash; NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1657445799683317761?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 13, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

you must have really pissed someone off

Anyone tried the weawow weather app? It has a free no ad version and uses NWS data.

The only part I don’t love about it is the radar. It’s decent but not as good as actual NWS radar.