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To be fair there was a 3.4 quake in New Zealand at 00:21 so maybe he's just warming up...
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It's now the 22nd here. disapoint
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California checking in STOP
still here STOP no part has fallen into the ocean STOP killer post-apocalyptic after hours parties planned STOP |
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What a minute, I just got breaking information, things have been set back a bit. :)
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are we dead yet?
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The Rapture already occurred. No one was raptured. What a twist!!! /M. Night Shamabana
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Dear American Public;
Thanks for paying so much attention to a preacher you have never heard of before or wouldn't give two shits about if we wouldn't have told you to do so. Please ignore the fact your country has reached it's debt ceiling, unemployment is still at 10% and the your lively hood is going to shit. Ignore that your being invaded 10,000 a day at a time. Sincerely, The media controlled by corporations that control your government PS - we'll let you know what to be concerned of next, in the meantime please no thinking on your own - thank you |
Family Radio gives final May 21 rapture deadline of midnight in Jerusalem
The rapture has been rescheduled for midnight Israel time. That is 4pm central. The Royals better hurry up and win, I wanted to see one more baseball game before judgment day! |
How does one go about rescheduling the rapture? Jesus is laughing his tuckus off!
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Why does a preacher that thinks the rapture is occuring today still have $70 million in the bank? |
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So we have 1 hour and 45 minutes left eh?
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