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Thig Lyfe 11-30-2007 11:39 PM
Probably the worst joke I've ever heard or read:

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.

Buck 11-30-2007 11:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SportsRacer
Probably the worst joke I've ever heard or read:

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
Speak for yourself.

Mr. Flopnuts 11-30-2007 11:48 PM
Why do 11 year olds give the best hand jobs?


Because their small hands makes your dick look bigger.

Mr. Flopnuts 11-30-2007 11:49 PM
Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says "Wow, that's really cool. Where'd you get that?"

Parrot says "SQUUAAAAK. AFRICA. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!"

Gonzo 12-01-2007 12:01 AM
What's black & Blue and hates sex?

The 10 year old in my trunk.

Gonzo 12-01-2007 12:05 AM
Why did Hitler kill himself?

He got the gas bill.





I really shouldn't make jokes like that. My Grandfather died in a concentration camp.



Drunk bastard fell off the guard tower.

Bump 12-01-2007 02:50 AM
Why don't M&M's melt in Jesus's hands?

because they fall through the holes

Bump 12-01-2007 03:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by siberian khatru
College humor:

Q: What's the difference between a Tri-Delt and a Cadillac?

A: Not everyone's been in a Cadillac.


Q: What's the first thing a Tri-Delt does in the morning?

A: Gets dressed and walks home.


Q: What's the difference between a Tri-Delt and a toilet?

A: A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
I can tell ya some stories about the Tri-Delt's at KU. lol

Bob Dole 12-01-2007 03:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bump
I can tell ya some stories about the Tri-Delt's at KU. lol
The Triple Nipples were the snotty society bitches at Drury back in 198mumblemumble.

It's always interesting to see how different the sorority and fraternity chapters are at different schools.

Bump 12-01-2007 03:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Dole
The Triple Nipples were the snotty society bitches at Drury back in 198mumblemumble.

It's always interesting to see how different the sorority and fraternity chapters are at different schools.
well the one's at KU, when I was up there, are loose as a goose to say the least. They were fun to party with (and after).

Mr. Flopnuts 12-01-2007 04:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DenverChief
What was Evil Knevils last stunt?





Riding thru Ethiopia with a ham and cheese sandwich tied to his nuts

Bump

Mr. Flopnuts 12-01-2007 04:16 AM
What's the difference between a prostitute in a bathtub and a nun?



The nun has hope in her soul.

Yakuza 12-01-2007 04:38 AM
Why do black people have nightmares?



Because we killed the last one that had a dream.

CupidStunt 12-01-2007 06:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?


Christopher Reeve after a house fire.
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

kstater 12-01-2007 06:18 AM
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but
you just can't beat a blow job.


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