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ShortRoundChief 08-17-2008 10:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4923331)
She hasn't told me yet.

By the way, adultfriendfinder is amazingly entertaining. There's tons of horny older people on there, like 40+. Some of them are really disgusting.

Some of them are really hot, too. And kinky as hell.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5...2654773xq1.jpg

If you guess this one's age you're psychic.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2...2137461ce7.jpg
maybe you ought to post that you're a virgin, that's got to at least get one chicks rocks off

she can train you, downside is she'd be a slut though

Hammock Parties 08-17-2008 10:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4923395)
maybe you ought to post that you're a virgin, that's got to at least get one chicks rocks off
That was the first thing I did. :)

Quote:
she can train you, downside is she'd be a slut though
That's not a downside.

ShortRoundChief 08-17-2008 10:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4923398)
That was the first thing I did. :)



That's not a downside.
oh yeah it is

first piece of ass you get you're gonna fall in love with

it's painful being in love with a slut

Hammock Parties 08-17-2008 10:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4923407)
oh yeah it is

first piece of ass you get you're gonna fall in love with

it's painful being in love with a slut
No, I'm not stupid. **** buddies or nothing.

ShortRoundChief 08-17-2008 10:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4923409)
No, I'm not stupid. **** buddies or nothing.
it's easy to say now...

you have to be good at ****ing to get **** buddies, no offense but you're gonna look like last years chiefs offense when you get in

3 and out

Logical 08-17-2008 10:38 PM
Nearly 2500 posts, if it makes it does Luv at least owe Clayton a rub out?

88TG88 08-17-2008 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4923412)

you have to be good at ****ing to get **** buddies, no offense but you're gonna look like last years chiefs offense when you get in
ROFLROFL

Priest4Prez 08-17-2008 11:38 PM
i think i took her slightly less attractive older sister to homecoming last year.

btlook1 08-18-2008 12:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4923407)
oh yeah it is

first piece of ass you get you're gonna fall in love with

it's painful being in love with a slut
JDiddy is telling you the truth on that one Goatse. You meet them hang out fall in love, finally get to nail it a few times then next thing you know you are dumped and she's bangin your buddy! It can hurt! but then again if I was your age and hadn't tapped any ass I wouldnt care one bit....

Sure-Oz 08-18-2008 12:30 AM
You can't fall in love with some chick to lose your virginity, its gotta be some random chick so the 2 seconds wont matter later for ya and youll be ready for that one girl

btlook1 08-18-2008 12:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4923600)
You can't fall in love with some chick to lose your virginity, its gotta be some random chick so the 2 seconds wont matter later for ya and youll be ready for that one girl
I don't know I think I prefer the fall in love thing and then bang the heck out of it for awhile myself!

DaKCMan AP 08-18-2008 06:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by btlook1 (Post 4923596)
JDiddy is telling you the truth on that one Goatse. You meet them hang out fall in love, finally get to nail it a few times then next thing you know you are dumped and she's bangin your buddy! It can hurt! but then again if I was your age and hadn't tapped any ass I wouldnt care one bit....
No worries, he doesn't have any buddies.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 08:13 PM
How do you get an 18-year old drunk?

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 08:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925718)
How do you get an 18-year old drunk?
illegally

luv 08-18-2008 08:23 PM
Maybe I should try the dating scene again. The Planet could use a diversion.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 08:24 PM
Get your own thread.

luv 08-18-2008 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925755)
Get your own thread.
No way, man. I'm taking my thread back! Put 'em up!

Only, I'm not posting my conversations on here.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 08:26 PM
Amateur.

luv 08-18-2008 08:26 PM
I'm sure the Planet would be interested in seeing the vast selection of single men in SWMO. :rolleyes:

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 08:27 PM
I would be enraptured.

luv 08-18-2008 08:31 PM
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6218610.htm

I actually sent this guy a message to let him know I thought he was arrogant...lol.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 08:31 PM
He's kinda cute.

luv 08-18-2008 08:32 PM
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3287168.htm

Last guy to send me a message.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 08:33 PM
He's kinda creepy. Don't worry, someone else will hit on you.

luv 08-18-2008 08:34 PM
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member7282101.htm#in

Last guy to view my profile.

TinyEvel 08-18-2008 08:34 PM
I think you two should hook up.
C'mon, it's inevitable.
It's be sooo perfect.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 4925794)
I think you two should hook up.
C'mon, it's inevitable.
It's be sooo perfect.
I JUST STARTED TALKING TO AN 18-YEAR OLD CHICK. ARE YOU NUTS?

luv 08-18-2008 08:35 PM
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member8875707.htm#in


Guy I'm supposedly a good match for.

Fairplay 08-18-2008 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925786)
He's kinda cute.
If he won't date you, ask him if he's bi then hook him and Claythan up.

luv 08-18-2008 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 4925794)
I think you two should hook up.
C'mon, it's inevitable.
It's be sooo perfect.
I don't really like Star Wars. It could never work.

luv 08-18-2008 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 4925801)
If he won't date you, ask him if he's bi then hook him and Claythan up.
I can't go for the kinda cute ones. They never message me back.

TinyEvel 08-18-2008 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 4925800)
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member8875707.htm#in


Guy I'm supposedly a good match for.
Why? You talk in all smilies too?

luv 08-18-2008 08:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 4925809)
Why? You talk in all smilies too?
Nope. I think the system just randomly matches people.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 4925807)
I can't go for the kinda cute ones. They never message me back.
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

DaKCMan AP 08-18-2008 08:40 PM
lets see the 18 year old

88TG88 08-18-2008 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925814)
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
deep

luv 08-18-2008 08:40 PM
The hardest part, for me, is finding someone who doesn't have kids. Not that I wouldn't date someone just because they did. I guess I just would prefer someone who's in the same stage in life that I am. Not too many guys my age that have neither been married nor have kids, though.

Phobia 08-18-2008 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 4925781)
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6218610.htm

I actually sent this guy a message to let him know I thought he was arrogant...lol.
Why is he arrogant? He's just saving people the effort if they don't meet his loose criteria. I don't think he's being unreasonable.

luv 08-18-2008 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4925821)
Why is he arrogant? He's just saving people the effort if they don't meet his loose criteria. I don't think he's being unreasonable.
I don't know. I think it's just the way he presented it.

DaKCMan AP 08-18-2008 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 4925824)
I don't know. I think it's just the way he presented it.
stop hating

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4925816)
lets see the 18 year old

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5...8269jpevv4.jpg

Quote:
Originally Posted by me
Like older guys? :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by her
Maybe lol. Like younger girls?
Quote:
Originally Posted by me
Absolutely. Especially cute little redheads. What are you doing this week?
Quote:
Originally Posted by her
Lol. Working. I'm full time at the sales desk at my hotel. What are your plans?
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Originally Posted by me
My social calendar is pretty free, but I do have to leave town Thursday. I'd love to take you out for a nice dinner and see where it goes from there. I'm just down the road in Spring.
Quote:
Originally Posted by HER
Let's go :)

DaKCMan AP 08-18-2008 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925830)
:(

luv 08-18-2008 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925830)
That conversation wasn't half bad.

DaKCMan AP 08-18-2008 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4925832)
:(
I mean... good for you!

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 08:45 PM
Are you saying you wouldn't hit that?

DaKCMan AP 08-18-2008 08:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925835)
Are you saying you wouldn't hit that?
Absolutely not.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 08:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 4925833)
That conversation wasn't half bad.
Yeah, I was very aggressive. I hope she wet herself.

luv 08-18-2008 08:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4925836)
Absolutely not.
You're not saying that, or you're saying you wouldn't?

DaKCMan AP 08-18-2008 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 4925841)
You're not saying that, or you're saying you wouldn't?
I would not tap dat ass.

luv 08-18-2008 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4925843)
I would not tap dat ass.
I actually think she's cute. Is that it? She cute, but not hot?

88TG88 08-18-2008 08:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4925843)
I would not tap dat ass.
teh ghey ?

DaKCMan AP 08-18-2008 08:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 4925845)
I actually think she's cute. Is that it? She cute, but not hot?
No, that's not it. She's not good looking enough for my tastes and chunkier than I go for. But I have high standards - she's better than great for goatcheese.

Spott 08-18-2008 08:50 PM
If you get a motorcycle, I bet she will marry you.

DaKCMan AP 08-18-2008 08:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 88TG88 (Post 4925849)
teh ghey ?
She's below my standards.

Saulbadguy 08-18-2008 08:53 PM
Mount the woman, son...

Saulbadguy 08-18-2008 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 4925824)
I don't know. I think it's just the way he presented it.
He's a douchebag.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 08:55 PM
If I bang an 18-year old the fabric of the universe will be rent apart.

luv 08-18-2008 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925857)
If I bang an 18-year old the fabric of the universe will be rent apart.
You'll be 27 at the end of the year? When did she turn 18?

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 09:03 PM
Beats the **** out of me. Hope SHE'S not a virgin. Christ, how ironic would that be.

DaKCMan AP 08-18-2008 09:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925871)
Beats the **** out of me. Hope SHE'S not a virgin. Christ, how ironic would that be.
If she's a virgin it would dramatically drop YOUR chances of scoring. An 18 y/o virgin doesn't want a 26 y/o virgin.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 09:06 PM
I want an experienced woman, NOT a virgin.

DaKCMan AP 08-18-2008 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925884)
I want an experienced woman, NOT a virgin.
you need to take what you can get... hell if you want experience, get a hooker.

luv 08-18-2008 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925871)
Beats the **** out of me. Hope SHE'S not a virgin. Christ, how ironic would that be.
I don't think you want the experience of popping some girl's cherry your first time.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 09:11 PM
No shit!

Phobia 08-18-2008 09:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925830)
That's actually not too bad. You either just scored your first actual date or are being milked for a free meal. Good luck.

DaKCMan AP 08-18-2008 09:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4925898)
That's actually not too bad. You either just scored your first actual date or are being milked for a free meal. Good luck.
Either way he needs the experience and should follow through on it.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4925900)
Either way he needs the experience and should follow through on it.
Agreed.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 4925891)
I don't think you want the experience of popping some girl's cherry your first time.
but on the bright side she wouldn't know that he doesn't know what he's doing

plus she's 18 I'm sure she's not a virgin, mr. c.e. wendler here is the last nonreerun/monk left who falls in that category

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925904)
Agreed.
just bring some vaseline, immediately sit it on the counter, and say I only do anal on the first date

If she says cool nail her and run like hell

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 10:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4926037)
but on the bright side she wouldn't know that he doesn't know what he's doing

plus she's 18 I'm sure she's not a virgin, mr. c.e. wendler here is the last nonreerun/monk left who falls in that category
Is it safe to say if she's after older guys she likes to give it up?

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926046)
Is it safe to say if she's after older guys she likes to give it up?
perhaps

perhaps she's screwed all the younger guys

either way put on some cologne and don't ****ing talk about starwars

jesus, talk about your travels as a reporter
leave the nerd shit at home

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 10:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4926055)
perhaps

perhaps she's screwed all the younger guys

either way put on some cologne and don't ****ing talk about starwars

jesus, talk about your travels as a reporter
leave the nerd shit at home
I'm not dumb, you know.

I'm also not wearing ****ing cologne, either.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926066)
I'm not dumb, you know.

I'm also not wearing ****ing cologne, either.
once a virgin always a virgin, put the smell-nice stuff on

trust me

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 10:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4926071)
once a virgin always a virgin, put the smell-nice stuff on

trust me
Blech. Seriously.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926079)
Blech. Seriously.
suit yourself

BWillie 08-18-2008 10:30 PM
Blah. You did not just ask her out to dinner did you? You aren't going to pay are you. I find it really easy to meet up with most of the chicks on plentyoffish. They'll almost always want to go do something, but the trick for me is not saying something stupid. If the girl is quiet, then that means the more I talk about myself, which is a bad thing. If the girl is loud and talks all the time, less of a chance I can say anything offensive.

Why don't you just go get a cup of coffee or a drink. Takes like 10 minutes, and if she is fat, just say you have to go to the bathroom and leave. It's just a face shot, if you see any girl that has only face shots on plentyoffish...then they are fat.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 4926098)
Blah. You did not just ask her out to dinner did you? You aren't going to pay are you. I find it really easy to meet up with most of the chicks on plentyoffish. They'll almost always want to go do something, but the trick for me is not saying something stupid. If the girl is quiet, then that means the more I talk about myself, which is a bad thing. If the girl is loud and talks all the time, less of a chance I can say anything offensive.

Why don't you just go get a cup of coffee or a drink. Takes like 10 minutes, and if she is fat, just say you have to go to the bathroom and leave. It's just a face shot, if you see any girl that has only face shots on plentyoffish...then they are fat.

that's horrible

i hope you have a fat daughter

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 10:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 4926098)
Blah. You did not just ask her out to dinner did you? You aren't going to pay are you.
I'M TRYING TO GET LAID.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926109)
I'M TRYING TO GET LAID.

Geez, watch the desperation caps

try to not get laid, then go in for the kill

BWillie 08-18-2008 10:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4926104)
that's horrible

i hope you have a fat daughter
I hope I do, that means no guys will do her. If I have a hot daughter guys will be offering her dick left and right. That would suck


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