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ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 4926126)
I hope I do, that means no guys will do her. If I have a hot daughter guys will be offering her dick left and right. That would suck

or the alternative would be to teach her to turn it down

plus everyone should harpoon a whale once
it's a good karma thing

Tribal Warfare 08-18-2008 10:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4926129)
or the alternative would be to teach her to turn it down

plus everyone should harpoon a whale once
it's a good karma thing
Bigger they get easier for them to go down

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 11:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 4926135)
Bigger they get easier for them to go down
Good friend of mine scored him some cyber poon in the beginning of the internet era, kinda before scanners etc. Anyhow, pics were mailed.

She mailed him some of the hottest chicks pics i'd ever seen. They arranged to meet. Girl pulls up looking fresh out of training camp. about 300 pounds, she said that was his surprise.

Homeboy couldn't do it, turned her away at the front door.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 11:03 PM
WTF is wrong with people that do that?

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 11:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926148)
WTF is wrong with people that do that?
what?

pose to be someone else or turn away lying fat girls

I could see the point in both, however I think it'd be hard to hide in person if you were a fat girl

a whole lot of holding your breath I suppose

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 11:12 PM
Posing as someone else. It's just reeruned. A waste of everyone's time.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 11:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926161)
Posing as someone else. It's just reeruned. A waste of everyone's time.
just wanting to clear that up
I don't think there's anything wrong sending a lying fat chick home

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4926164)
just wanting to clear that up
I don't think there's anything wrong sending a lying fat chick home
I'd make the bitch buy me lunch under false pretenses.

Fat whore.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926165)
I'd make the bitch buy me lunch under false pretenses.

Fat whore.

what's funny is that chick flew all the way from CA, didn't even get in the front door

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 11:17 PM
Meanwhile, back at the ranch:

Tribal Warfare 08-18-2008 11:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926170)
Meanwhile, back at the ranch:

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(20 minutes later) Mysweetbaboo:hello sorry wasn't around
bfett81<!-- (10:50:00 PM)-->:no prob, busy with work anyway
bfett81<!-- (10:50:06 PM)-->:just saw you online when i sat down
Mysweetbaboo:bobby bell? sounds kind of familiar
bfett81<!-- (10:50:52 PM)-->:really? lol
Mysweetbaboo:kind of couldn't say anything else about it
Mysweetbaboo:who is that/
bfett81<!-- (10:51:08 PM)-->:ex football player
bfett81<!-- (10:51:13 PM)-->:hall of famer
bfett81<!-- (10:51:19 PM)-->:as they say, "he's kind of a big deal"
bfett81<!-- (10:51:38 PM)-->:anyway, just very cool that he's joining our podcast this year as a weekly guest
bfett81<!-- (10:51:40 PM)-->:major coup for us
Mysweetbaboo:that's good
bfett81<!-- (10:51:54 PM)-->:he was part of the chiefs' super bowl winning team in 1970
bfett81<!-- (10:51:59 PM)-->:he' like a kansas city legend
Mysweetbaboo:great. that's probably why it's familiar but nothing further than familiarity haha
bfett81<!-- (10:52:29 PM)-->:i think you said you didn't really like football but thought you might have heard the name
Mysweetbaboo:yep
Mysweetbaboo:i have family that is into all that stuff
bfett81<!-- (10:53:09 PM)-->:the guy was actually a physical freak for the time...he was enormous and fast
bfett81<!-- (10:53:17 PM)-->:could probably play today
bfett81<!-- (10:53:23 PM)-->:if he was younger, of course
Mysweetbaboo:hmm
Mysweetbaboo:When did he retire?
bfett81<!-- (10:53:44 PM)-->:but you don't like football...so i'll shut up lol
bfett81<!-- (10:53:46 PM)-->:1980ish
bfett81<!-- (10:54:08 PM)-->:1963-74
Mysweetbaboo:so yeah before I was born
Mysweetbaboo: :-P
bfett81<!-- (10:54:44 PM)-->:well now you know about bobby bell
bfett81<!-- (10:54:46 PM)-->:impress all your friends
Mysweetbaboo:oh yes they will be oh so impressed
bfett81<!-- (10:54:57 PM)-->:"say, do you know about super-bowl champion and NFL Hall of Famer bobby bell?"
bfett81<!-- (10:55:05 PM)-->:"i know a guy who know someone who knows him"
bfett81<!-- (10:55:09 PM)-->:"yeah, he's kind of a big deal"
Mysweetbaboo:haha they'd be like oh one of those things
Mysweetbaboo:i know a guy who knows a guy that knew a guy that knows him
bfett81<!-- (10:55:45 PM)-->:he's 68 though...and living off his past....must be nice
bfett81<!-- (10:55:58 PM)-->:he opened a BBQ join in KC after he retired
bfett81<!-- (10:56:00 PM)-->:cha-ching
Mysweetbaboo:yep sounds like a good deal
bfett81<!-- (11:01:00 PM)-->:lol for him anyway
bfett81<!-- (11:01:13 PM)-->:KC is famous for BBQ, dunno if you knew that
bfett81<!-- (11:01:20 PM)-->:"it's kind of a big deal"
Mysweetbaboo:yeah i know nothing
bfett81<!-- (11:01:37 PM)-->:oh dear
bfett81<!-- (11:01:41 PM)-->:i didn't mean to imply that
bfett81<!-- (11:01:46 PM)-->: :-\
Mysweetbaboo:no no wasn't saying that you did
bfett81<!-- (11:02:20 PM)-->:it's funny, because KC is like
bfett81<!-- (11:02:22 PM)-->:literally
bfett81<!-- (11:02:25 PM)-->:football and BBQ
bfett81<!-- (11:02:27 PM)-->:and nothing else
Mysweetbaboo:woo sounds like my kind of town
bfett81<!-- (11:03:07 PM)-->:oh yeah, you should move
Mysweetbaboo:definitely
Mysweetbaboo:i'm on the next plane out
bfett81<!-- (11:03:30 PM)-->:and take your classes on field trips to arthur bryant's
bfett81<!-- (11:03:41 PM)-->:to sample their dry rub and burnt ends
Mysweetbaboo:eww please no
Mysweetbaboo:that just sounds unsanitary
bfett81<!-- (11:04:22 PM)-->:today for show and tell, little bobby has a rack of baby back ribs
Mysweetbaboo:so I'm thinking I'm going to go to bed
Mysweetbaboo:I wasn't even planning on getting on tonight cause I'm so tired but I did
bfett81<!-- (11:08:08 PM)-->:that's cool, i'm not terminally ill or nothing
bfett81<!-- (11:08:21 PM)-->:you got on? just for ME? :-*
Mysweetbaboo:well that's good...
Mysweetbaboo:ha
Mysweetbaboo:yes just for you
bfett81<!-- (11:09:08 PM)-->:go to bed then...i'm just working
bfett81<!-- (11:09:28 PM)-->:get some shuteye
bfett81<!-- (11:09:33 PM)-->:hit the sack
Mysweetbaboo: :-)
bfett81<!-- (11:09:39 PM)-->:catch some Z's
bfett81<!-- (11:09:41 PM)-->:saw some logs
Mysweetbaboo:it sounds like a wonderful idea to me
Mysweetbaboo:and I like to say...
Mysweetbaboo:dream of strawberries
bfett81<!-- (11:10:02 PM)-->:mmmm
bfett81<!-- (11:10:06 PM)-->:'n cream
Mysweetbaboo:it means good things when you dream of strawberries
Mysweetbaboo:so that's what i'm going to go do
bfett81<!-- (11:10:35 PM)-->:alrighty
bfett81<!-- (11:10:39 PM)-->:have a good night, L
bfett81<!-- (11:10:42 PM)-->: :-D
Mysweetbaboo:you too sir
Mysweetbaboo:finish up your work!
Mysweetbaboo:then rest
bfett81<!-- (11:11:01 PM)-->:ill try
Mysweetbaboo:alright
Mysweetbaboo:well I'll talk to you later
bfett81<!-- (11:11:14 PM)-->:go to bed!
bfett81<!-- (11:11:17 PM)-->: :-)
Mysweetbaboo:bye
bfett81<!-- (11:11:22 PM)-->:night

Is this the 18 year old or the shy one?

Mr. Flopnuts 08-18-2008 11:19 PM
Ask her if she wants some of your dry rub and burnt ends.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 4926172)
Is this the 18 year old or the shy one?

trying to impress her with someone she knows nothing about?

you could do better

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 11:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 4926172)
Is this the 18 year old or the shy one?
The shy one.

Anyone else I pretty much just talk about ****ing.

Phobia 08-18-2008 11:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4926167)
what's funny is that chick flew all the way from CA, didn't even get in the front door
Heh. I had that happen once - right after I dumped my ex-wife. I knew I needed a slump-buster and I lowered my standards. Little did I know. I let her in the front door. Heh. I laughed hysterically afterwards -every time. She thought I was psycho. Maybe I was. Turns out she made a lot of money during the .com boom. I should have sent her a bill for services rendered.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 11:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4926184)
Heh. I had that happen once - right after I dumped my ex-wife. I knew I needed a slump-buster and I lowered my standards. Little did I know. I let her in the front door. Heh. I laughed hysterically afterwards -every time. She thought I was psycho. Maybe I was. Turns out she made a lot of money during the .com boom. I should have sent her a bill for services rendered.
Yeah,
that bill would probably get a call from accounting.

Earl: Hey bonnie I got a bill from a guy named phil for a $5000
Bonnie: for what?
Earl: Don't know really, did you go on safari
Bonnie:No I flew around a little bit had some mid summers romances, why?
Earl:Says $5000 for riding a hippo
Bonnie:oh that phil....

Mr. Flopnuts 08-18-2008 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925830)
That conversation was ****ing solid. I didn't know you had it in you. You're gonna get some ass yet!!!

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 11:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Flopnuts (Post 4926194)
That conversation was ****ing solid. I didn't know you had it in you. You're gonna get some ass yet!!!

Risin up
straight to the top
had the guts got the glory
went the distance now I'm not gonna stop
just a man and his will to **** something

It's the eye of the tiger
its the cream of the fight
risin up to the challenge of our rivals
and the last known virgin stalks his prey in the night
and he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger

The eye of the tiger......
The eye of the tiger......
The eye of the tiger......

Phobia 08-18-2008 11:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4926191)
Yeah,
that bill would probably get a call from accounting.

Earl: Hey bonnie I got a bill from a guy named phil for a $5000
Bonnie: for what?
Earl: Don't know really, did you go on safari
Bonnie:No I flew around a little bit had some mid summers romances, why?
Earl:Says $5000 for riding a hippo
Bonnie:oh that phil....
Heh heh. Awesome. This gal wasn't obese or anything - she was just thick. She rode mountain bikes in their natural habitat. She had calves bigger than mine and that's saying something. She wasn't attractive at all. She wasn't ugly but I wasn't attracted to her whatsoever.

DaKCMan AP 08-19-2008 06:18 AM
Did you really spend 3/4 of a conversation talking to a girl about Bobby Bell? :shake: Especially when she has no idea who he is and doesn't really care? :spock:

Saulbadguy 08-19-2008 06:41 AM
"ever heard of Bobby Bell?"

Sorry. Two thumbs down.

Saulbadguy 08-19-2008 06:42 AM
2nd mistake, you posted her AIM name. BWAH HAH!

luv 08-19-2008 06:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 4926396)
"ever heard of Bobby Bell?"

Sorry. Two thumbs down.
Yep. Should have just said "What's up today?" Get her talking before he goes on and on about someone/something she doesn't know/care about.

"My family is into that sort of stuff." = "But I'm not."

Try not to start off talking about you. You can segway into it later, but, especially since she's not into it, make it a brief explanation.

Saulbadguy 08-19-2008 06:59 AM
She does sound in to you though. Don't **** it up.

DaKCMan AP 08-19-2008 07:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 4926407)
Yep. Should have just said "What's up today?" Get her talking before he goes on and on about someone/something she doesn't know/care about.

"My family is into that sort of stuff." = "But I'm not."

Try not to start off talking about you. You can segway into it later, but, especially since she's not into it, make it a brief explanation.
Pretty much every conversation has been all about him. That's a big no no. It makes sense because he doesn't know any better and since people like talking about themselves, which is exactly why you need to get the girl to talk about herself. Once she's into you she'll be asking you non-stop questions. Believe me.

Jilly 08-19-2008 07:46 AM
who the hell cares here anyways? She doesn't like bbq or football and apparently Claythan likes both... so imo, don't waste your time, you'd have nothing to talk about.

Hammock Parties 08-19-2008 09:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4926458)
Pretty much every conversation has been all about him.
Not really. Read them again.

DaKCMan AP 08-19-2008 11:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926717)
Not really. Read them again.
Yes, really and no thanks. Even when you ask questions you talk at least 3x as much and always relate it back to yourself.

Hammock Parties 08-19-2008 11:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4927015)
Yes, really and no thanks. Even when you ask questions you talk at least 3x as much and always relate it back to yourself.
No, it's mostly about her.

DaKCMan AP 08-19-2008 11:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927026)
No, it's mostly about her.
That's what you think, but you're wrong. Even if it's about teaching or following a question directed to her you always add your own quips and opinion or past experience, etc. and you say at least 3:1 more than she does. You dominate the conversation - and for a guy/chick convo that's not a good thing.

Hammock Parties 08-19-2008 11:33 AM
Welp, I give up I guess.

DaKCMan AP 08-19-2008 11:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927052)
Welp, I give up I guess.
Good call.

Hammock Parties 08-19-2008 11:39 AM
But she keeps messaging me! :(

Spicy McHaggis 08-19-2008 11:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926196)
Risin up
straight to the top
had the guts got the glory
went the distance now I'm not gonna stop
just a man and his will to **** something

It's the eye of the tiger
its the cream of the fight
risin up to the challenge of our rivals
and the last known virgin stalks his prey in the night
and he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger

The eye of the tiger......
The eye of the tiger......
The eye of the tiger......
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Donger 08-19-2008 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927072)
But she keeps messaging me! :(
Ask her if she'd like to meet in person.

Sure-Oz 08-19-2008 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927072)
But she keeps messaging me! :(
I doubt she makes the call to hang anytime soon, better be like lets hang or **** it

DaKCMan AP 08-19-2008 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4927079)
I doubt she makes the call to hang anytime soon, better be like lets hang or **** it
Yeah - she'll keep stringing it along. Move on with the 18 y/o redhead.

Sure-Oz 08-19-2008 11:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4927087)
Yeah - she'll keep stringing it along. Move on with the 18 y/o redhead.
No kidding, i wonder if he asked for her ph # and tried to talk to her that way if she is that scared to hang?

Phobia 08-19-2008 11:49 AM
I don't know why any of us continue to give dude advice. He'll argue with you and do everything except what has been suggested. It's a complete waste of time and energy. He'll just have to discover all these things for himself.

Tribal Warfare 08-19-2008 11:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4927087)
Yeah - she'll keep stringing it along. Move on with the 18 y/o redhead.


I've said this before, but it seems like the girl is just playing games here, and she's a complete bullshitter if she doesn't follow through to meet up.

DaKCMan AP 08-19-2008 11:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 4927117)
I've said this before, but it seems like the girl is just playing games here, and she's a complete bullshitter if she doesn't follow through to meet up.
Seems like it. Just from looks she's way out of his league.

alpha_omega 08-19-2008 11:57 AM
My Internet travels are pretty much limited to sports and news....so i don't profess to know exactly what the proper etiquette of Internet socializing is....but i was just wondering Claythan, why are you sharing all this information with us, shouldn't this be between you and her...and not all of us?

Just wondering.

Saulbadguy 08-19-2008 11:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4927114)
I don't know why any of us continue to give dude advice. He'll argue with you and do everything except what has been suggested. It's a complete waste of time and energy. He'll just have to discover all these things for himself.
Entertainment. Posting on message boards is pretty much a complete waste of time and energy too.

Fairplay 08-19-2008 12:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alpha_omega (Post 4927141)
My Internet travels are pretty much limited to sports and news....so i don't profess to know exactly what the proper etiquette of Internet socializing is....but i was just wondering Claythan, why are you sharing all this information with us, shouldn't this be between you and her...and not all of us?

Just wondering.


One word Mr.Fax

Attention

Tribal Warfare 08-19-2008 12:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 4927145)
Entertainment. Posting on message boards is pretty much a complete waste of time and energy too.


QFT

Phobia 08-19-2008 12:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 4927145)
Entertainment. Posting on message boards is pretty much a complete waste of time and energy too.
Not always. I've built some very productive relationships online - on this very site. In fact, job leads from this site or indirectly related to this site contributes to a significant portion of my income. It is what you make of it.

DaFace 08-19-2008 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4927189)
Not always. I've built some very productive relationships online - on this very site. In fact, job leads from this site or indirectly related to this site contributes to a significant portion of my income. It is what you make of it.
I'm employed full-time due to this site, for what that's worth.

Fire Me Boy! 08-19-2008 12:19 PM
Go for the 18-year-old red head! GO WITH THE RED HEAD! DO IT!

If you've learned nothing from me, learn this:

GO WITH THE GODDAMN RED HEAD!!!

Fairplay 08-19-2008 12:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4927189)
Not always. I've built some very productive relationships online - on this very site. In fact, job leads from this site or indirectly related to this site contributes to a significant portion of my income. It is what you make of it.
One for instance that i can project is when you see someone get laid off from their job, and they make a thread about it on here.

Then people inquire about what they do, and such. Then people will be trying to help them out best they can in their job field. So that cool.

You can never have enough connections. Even if you don't even know what the other person looks like, just through an internet forum.

Hammock Parties 08-19-2008 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 4927210)
Go for the 18-year-old red head! GO WITH THE RED HEAD! DO IT!

If you've learned nothing from me, learn this:

GO WITH THE GODDAMN RED HEAD!!!
That whore won't even give me her IM. At least Lauren was good enough to go that far. http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7441/cloud9ow1.gif

Sure-Oz 08-19-2008 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4927114)
I don't know why any of us continue to give dude advice. He'll argue with you and do everything except what has been suggested. It's a complete waste of time and energy. He'll just have to discover all these things for himself.
I am pretty bored and i dont mind trying to help people with insight, but yeah he isn't really taking any of our advice and objects to anything different than what he wants to think...and that's why he's getting nowhere.

Hammock Parties 08-19-2008 12:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4927219)
I am pretty bored and i dont mind trying to help people with insight, but yeah he isn't really taking any of our advice and objects to anything different than what he wants to think...and that's why he's getting nowhere.
I'm not really asking for advice.

ShortRoundChief 08-19-2008 12:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927231)
I'm not really asking for advice.
what's the definition of insanity

Fire Me Boy! 08-19-2008 12:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 4927210)
Go for the 18-year-old red head! GO WITH THE RED HEAD! DO IT!

If you've learned nothing from me, learn this:

GO WITH THE GODDAMN RED HEAD!!!
This is my only advice. If he won't take that advice, he's beyond saving.

This is the biggest pearl of wisdom in this thread. :harumph:

Fairplay 08-19-2008 12:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927231)
I'm not really asking for advice.


I kept trying to tell others on this thread it was a waste of time to give you any.

You just confirmed it. Anyone surprised?

Hammock Parties 08-19-2008 12:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 4927240)
This is my only advice. If he won't take that advice, he's beyond saving.

This is the biggest pearl of wisdom in this thread. :harumph:
There is no way I am passing up an 18-year old redhead. The only question is if she was just jerking me around.

Tribal Warfare 08-19-2008 12:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927246)
There is no way I am passing up an 18-year old redhead. The only question is if she was just jerking me around.
Okay, you just said you are not looking for advice but now you are inquiring for some.

Hammock Parties 08-19-2008 12:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 4927260)
Okay, you just said you are not looking for advice but now you are inquiring for some.
I'm not asking for advice in that post, sorry.

luv 08-19-2008 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4927238)
what's the definition of insanity
Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.

DaKCMan AP 08-19-2008 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927231)
I'm not really asking for advice.
Well, you're going to get exactly what you always have - absolutely nothing.

Sure-Oz 08-19-2008 12:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4927277)
Well, you're going to get exactly what you always have - absolutely nothing.
He's got this chick in the bag, you have no clue wtf you're talking about

Hammock Parties 08-19-2008 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4927277)
Well, you're going to get exactly what you always have - absolutely nothing.
You do realize that there's not much I can do right now, correct? I have no way to contact one chick (the ball is in her court, so to speak). The other one clearly isn't ready to meet just yet.

DaKCMan AP 08-19-2008 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4927282)
He's got this chick in the bag, you have no clue wtf you're talking about
LMAO

;)

DaKCMan AP 08-19-2008 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927288)
You do realize that there's not much I can do right now, correct? I have no way to contact one chick (the ball is in her court, so to speak). The other one clearly isn't ready to meet just yet.
You do realize that part of the reason one chick isn't ready to meet you just yet is because your lack of communication skills? You don't know how to talk (even if over the computer) to a girl, but you don't want any advice/help.

Hammock Parties 08-19-2008 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4927300)
You do realize that part of the reason one chick isn't ready to meet you just yet is because your lack of communication skills? You don't know how to talk (even if over the computer) to a girl, but you don't want any advice/help.
I'm not interested in being anyone other than myself. Why misrepresent myself? I'm not interested in being fed lines.

luv 08-19-2008 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927288)
You do realize that there's not much I can do right now, correct? I have no way to contact one chick (the ball is in her court, so to speak). The other one clearly isn't ready to meet just yet.
Why do people always want the ball to be on the other's court? You can't score if you don't have the ball.

Don't ask her if she wants to do something. After you've talked for a bit, just tell her you'll be at such and such place at such and such time on such and such day. Don't sit at home waiting to hear back. Go out. If she doesn't show up, then you've paid for one person instead of two, you're getting out more, and maybe you'll bump into someone else to talk to. If someone shows up, you see how things go. If you want to see her again, then ask her what she would like to do next time.

Hammock Parties 08-19-2008 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4927313)
Why do people always want the ball to be on the other's court? You can't score if you don't have the ball.
I'm just waiting for her IM, luv. Then we can hash out the details. She's already agreed to go out.

Fire Me Boy! 08-19-2008 12:51 PM
Driving through three states wearing a 10-year-old girl's head as a hat?

Sure-Oz 08-19-2008 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 4927319)
Driving through three states wearing a 10-year-old girl's head as a hat?
Se7en?

Fire Me Boy! 08-19-2008 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4927321)
Se7en?
No. Pure. Quality. Cinema.

Con Air.

luv 08-19-2008 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927317)
I'm just waiting for her IM, luv. Then we can hash out the details. She's already agreed to go out.
Ok. Just remember that literal analogy, though. You want control of the ball. Trust me, if you're the one doing all the talking, the ball isn't in your court. Keep her talking....you learn more. Like someone said, if she's interested in you, she'll ask.

luv 08-19-2008 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 4927326)
No. Pure. Quality. Cinema.

Con Air.
Aw, man. I knew that one!

sedated 08-19-2008 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927317)
I'm just waiting for her IM, luv. Then we can hash out the details. She's already agreed to go out.
hahahahaha.

a date is never set until you both actually show up. you still have 1000 hurdles to go before you get close.

DaKCMan AP 08-19-2008 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927310)
I'm not interested in being anyone other than myself. Why misrepresent myself? I'm not interested in being fed lines.
It's not misrepresenting yourself or being someone you're not - it's self-improvement. Improving interpersonal skills does not mean being fake. You've been working out and changing your health/look - does that mean you're misrepresenting yourself? No, you're working on self-improvement. You can improve in ways other than just physically.

ShortRoundChief 08-19-2008 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4927273)
Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.
good now tell as to how it relates to the virgin

Hammock Parties 08-19-2008 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4927379)
It's not misrepresenting yourself or being someone you're not - it's self-improvement. Improving interpersonal skills does not mean being fake. You've been working out and changing your health/look - does that mean you're misrepresenting yourself? No, you're working on self-improvement. You can improve in ways other than just physically.
Alright then, what should I do?

sedated 08-19-2008 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927386)
Alright then, what should I do?
I thought you weren't asking for advice

Hammock Parties 08-19-2008 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4927396)
I thought you weren't asking for advice
Well, our resident adonis has convinced me I'm doing it all wrong in just trying to be myself. So I'm all ears.

Tribal Warfare 08-19-2008 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4927403)
Well, our resident adonis has convinced me I'm doing it all wrong in just trying to be myself. So I'm all ears.
One thing that I do notice that others touched on is that you thoroughly dominate the conversation, and not allowing her to express herself.

bfett81:Ever heard of Bobby Bell?
(20 minutes later) Mysweetbaboo:hello sorry wasn't around
bfett81:no prob, busy with work anyway
bfett81:just saw you online when i sat down
Mysweetbaboo:bobby bell? sounds kind of familiar
bfett81:really? lol
Mysweetbaboo:kind of couldn't say anything else about it
Mysweetbaboo:who is that/
bfett81:ex football player
bfett81:hall of famer
bfett81:as they say, "he's kind of a big deal"
bfett81:anyway, just very cool that he's joining our podcast this year as a weekly guest
bfett81:major coup for us
Mysweetbaboo:that's good
bfett81:he was part of the chiefs' super bowl winning team in 1970
bfett81:he' like a kansas city legend
Mysweetbaboo:great. that's probably why it's familiar but nothing further than familiarity haha
bfett81:i think you said you didn't really like football but thought you might have heard the name
Mysweetbaboo:yep
Mysweetbaboo:i have family that is into all that stuff
bfett81:the guy was actually a physical freak for the time...he was enormous and fast
bfett81:could probably play today
bfett81:if he was younger, of course
Mysweetbaboo:hmm
Mysweetbaboo:When did he retire?
bfett81:but you don't like football...so i'll shut up lol
bfett81:1980ish
bfett81:1963-74
Mysweetbaboo:so yeah before I was born
Mysweetbaboo: :-P
bfett81:well now you know about bobby bell
bfett81:impress all your friends
Mysweetbaboo:oh yes they will be oh so impressed
bfett81:"say, do you know about super-bowl champion and NFL Hall of Famer bobby bell?"
bfett81:"i know a guy who know someone who knows him"
bfett81:"yeah, he's kind of a big deal"
Mysweetbaboo:haha they'd be like oh one of those things
Mysweetbaboo:i know a guy who knows a guy that knew a guy that knows him
bfett81:he's 68 though...and living off his past....must be nice
bfett81:he opened a BBQ join in KC after he retired
bfett81:cha-ching
Mysweetbaboo:yep sounds like a good deal
bfett81:lol for him anyway
bfett81:KC is famous for BBQ, dunno if you knew that
bfett81:"it's kind of a big deal"
Mysweetbaboo:yeah i know nothing
bfett81:oh dear
bfett81:i didn't mean to imply that
bfett81: :-\
Mysweetbaboo:no no wasn't saying that you did
bfett81:it's funny, because KC is like
bfett81:literally
bfett81:football and BBQ
bfett81:and nothing else
Mysweetbaboo:woo sounds like my kind of town
bfett81:oh yeah, you should move
Mysweetbaboo:definitely
Mysweetbaboo:i'm on the next plane out
bfett81:and take your classes on field trips to arthur bryant's
bfett81:to sample their dry rub and burnt ends
Mysweetbaboo:eww please no
Mysweetbaboo:that just sounds unsanitary
bfett81:today for show and tell, little bobby has a rack of baby back ribs
Mysweetbaboo:so I'm thinking I'm going to go to bed
Mysweetbaboo:I wasn't even planning on getting on tonight cause I'm so tired but I did
bfett81:that's cool, i'm not terminally ill or nothing
bfett81:you got on? just for ME? :-*
Mysweetbaboo:well that's good...
Mysweetbaboo:ha
Mysweetbaboo:yes just for you
bfett81:go to bed then...i'm just working
bfett81:get some shuteye
bfett81:hit the sack
Mysweetbaboo: :-)
bfett81:catch some Z's
bfett81:saw some logs
Mysweetbaboo:it sounds like a wonderful idea to me
Mysweetbaboo:and I like to say...
Mysweetbaboo:dream of strawberries
bfett81:mmmm
bfett81:'n cream
Mysweetbaboo:it means good things when you dream of strawberries
Mysweetbaboo:so that's what i'm going to go do
bfett81:alrighty
bfett81:have a good night, L
bfett81: :-D
Mysweetbaboo:you too sir
Mysweetbaboo:finish up your work!
Mysweetbaboo:then rest
bfett81:ill try
Mysweetbaboo:alright
Mysweetbaboo:well I'll talk to you later
bfett81:go to bed!
bfett81: :-)
Mysweetbaboo:bye
bfett81:night


for example Okay you were excited about getting Bobby Bell, but should've kept it short and sweet. Then you should've focused the conversation on what's happening with her. then the discourse continues ( joke around a bit) then when she loosens up ask her the direct question about meeting up. If you haven't buttered her up enough to get her to go then cut bait. Right now you are running in circles.

Hammock Parties 08-19-2008 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 4927439)
One thing that I do notice that others touched on is that you thoroughly dominate the conversation, and not allowing her to express herself.
LOL

Dude, you haven't chatted with this chick. She's not very expressive. I have to keep talking or she won't.

She's already expressed trepidation about meeting up with someone she barely knows, because I asked her point blank to go for a drink, and even suggested a couple places. This one's gonna take some time. I'm fine with that.


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