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badgirl 04-10-2009 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5659377)
So, all of a sudden, things turned awesome.

Ok I think I'm lost now, this thread took a turn somewhere and I got lost.

Delano 04-10-2009 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5659387)
This thread was better when we were discussing chicks.

I think you know where to go for that. GUESS THY MUFF.

badgirl 04-10-2009 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s (Post 5659386)
But he fails so often. :rolleyes:

well he's a failure what can we expect?

Iowanian 04-10-2009 10:06 PM

I predict meatpeeker's virginity will be kind of lost here.....I have a preminition, only with a much uglier, and paid foreigner.

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Mecca 04-10-2009 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5659390)
I think you know where to go for that. GUESS THY MUFF.

Yea but we can't post those since we have this dumb no porn rule.

Delano 04-10-2009 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5659389)
Ok I think I'm lost now, this thread took a turn somewhere and I got lost.

Exaaaaaaactly.

Now badgirl . . . *clears throat* You've got to wear clothes in proportion to your physique, there are definitely dos and don'ts, good buddy, of wearing a white jersey tee. And a shirt with a high yarn count means it's more durable than one that doesn't. To determine this you've got to examine the material's weave.

Delano 04-10-2009 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5659379)
me, Delano?

Your use of images is unparalleled in the industry. Extraordinary, really.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-10-2009 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5659385)

"Say Coke and Disco"!
"Coke and Disco"(snap!)
Good times, good times...

badgirl 04-10-2009 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5659406)
Exaaaaaaactly.

Now badgirl . . . *clears throat* You've got to wear clothes in proportion to your physique, there are definitely dos and don'ts, good buddy, of wearing a white jersey tee. And a shirt with a high yarn count means it's more durable than one that doesn't. To determine this you've got to examine the material's weave.

I have no problem wearing anything I want, a white jersey tee would be fine. I have no flab nor rolls or anything like that, I am proportioned just fine...Thanks for the advice though.;)

Mr. Flopnuts 04-10-2009 11:21 PM

What's the difference between old men and old women?



Wrinkled tits.

Hammock Parties 04-10-2009 11:57 PM

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badgirl 04-11-2009 12:05 AM

Oh Claythan that really turned me on, Star Trek Porn always does it for a woman.:rolleyes:

badgirl 04-11-2009 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5659472)
What's the difference between old men and old women?



Wrinkled tits.

In my line of work I have saw old men with wrinkled tits so that statement isn't always true.:D

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-11-2009 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5659516)
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Watch the one labeled "Star Trek Sex"; probably the best 5 minutes ever devoted to that show.

DaneMcCloud 04-11-2009 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5659525)
Oh Claythan that really turned me on, Star Trek Porn always does it for a woman.:rolleyes:

He thinks he's going to pick up a hot chick on an internet dating site, then have sex with her.

ROFL

Any girl will be able to tell after about .05 seconds that the guy doesn't know what to do, that he has no experience and that he's a virgin.

He's basically ****ed.


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