I like these leaving forever threads. They make my groin tingle

Cream?

No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

Captain, how soon can you land?

I can't tell.

You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Well, can't you take a guess?

Well, not for another two hours.

You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking... We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Shiiit, man. That honky mofo messin' mah old lady - got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite

Hey, home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap-up on you, man.

I say hey, sky. Subba say I wan' see...