you are to penthouse forums what white is to black

OK. She's online. I will not message her. Because I am a stud.

Good, infact layoff for awhile and allow her to contact you since you initiated it so many times before

I honestly think she's timid toward initiating conversation. She said she hadn't used AIM in a long time before we met. Now I just see her sitting there and not messaging me...apart from the other night.

So have yourself displayed at available? If so that's cool just layoff for a few days, to give her space so you don't seem smothering. Still try to get her phone number for the reasons I've said and it would break the ice more since there is a fuckin glacier between you two.

Why is she gonna be any less ice queen over the phone?

Yeah, you are telling me. I'm dating a chick right now that really won't speak. At first I thought she thought I was a dbag, but kept calling me. I can watch football and sports in peace, she does not speak. If a woman doesn't speak very much, then the less she can complain.

The great Sean Connery once said, "I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I can't speak French, so there ws little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations- that's why we got married so quickly. I still hate the French"

Again inflection, it's another barrier broken for better communication

You didn't really answer my question.

Why is she going to be any less of a horrible conversationalist over the phone at this point?

Usually, though, after you get to know them they won't shut up. I had one who was a quiet little thing then started reading me road signs and billboards. I had to tell her to stfu.

Why are you so scared to talk to her? You don't really sound like *that* much of a nerd.

Hey, you don't know if you don't see for yourself. I know I come across differently on the phone than I do on the internet.

Yeah maybe she types 15 words per minute too. I know I type 100 words per minute so online I am more inclined to blabber on about nothing in particular, but not really like that in real life. I just got a new phone with a full qwerty keyboard and I notice I text alot more, and alot longer responses than I did with my old phone because it took so long

I tell you what I'll do. When she finally works up the courage to IM me here in a couple days I'll ask if she wants to chat on the phone. My guess is she declines the offer and gives some reason about not being comfortable with it.

She's probably not comfortable talking on the phone because she's scared her whiskers will make noise against the phone or something.

This is the truth! QFTMFT!!!!!!!!

I don't think being a nice guy is a bad thing if you are confident.

As for nice guys finishing last... I always finish last and its usually on their back or their belly depending on positioning of course.

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When i refer to nice guys, read the post above yours from Dan, thats what i mean perfectly...

I am a nice guy too but im not putting the pussy on a pedestal

If she's not comfortable giving you her phone number, why don't you give her yours?

bump......because its going to get bumped anyway.

She's online. Let's see if Little Miss Sweet has any balls tonight.

Also, prospects!

Stay away.. you'll get your ass beat like Ty Law on a post pattern.

They could be swingers.

You could be a homewrecker.

Sounds to me like she's the one looking to wreck the home.

Haha. ****in' queers.

If a dude knows he's pursuing a married lady he's equally culpable.

Oh god. The 18-year old is even cuter than I had previously thought. If I hit this I'm going to hell for sure.

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You and her probably share a lot in common such as still living with your parents. *zing.*

Is she over-exposed in real life? Cause... that's kinda weird if she is.

I wouldn't be talking about hittin' anything until you get past typing on a computer

That white bitch needs to tan.

I'm meeting little miss likes-older-men after she gets out of class Monday.

wax that ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

I doubt anything happens on the first date. But her hotel is right across the street. :D

Don't get robbed

and watch your kidneys

We talked on the phone. She has a cute voice. I want to silence it with my schlong.

Also, this one seems to go out of her way to contact me. Much different than the other one.

cut bait with the "shy one" and go for the younger chick,it's your best bet

She gave me her phone number. SCORE!

The young one correct?

The tight little teen, yes.

I dig chicks with bikes. And big tits.

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She looks like she knows how to 'ride' but I don't think you can handle that.

I have a date.

At 2pm tomorrow.

Good luck.

Day date ?

Whose idea was that ?

Who cares? It's a date.

Good job, Clay. Just try to relax and keep it simple.

We're going to a chinese place.

I'll ask her if I can crab her rangoon.

LMAO

I'd avoid any mention of crabs.

Whatever. I just want my broccoli beef inside her fortune cookie.

When you pick her up tell her you're thinking Arby's.

Goatse if you see something that looks like Flopnuts photo....lick it and don't stop!

That looks nasty.

Yeah - I hate a yeast infection. Goatse, if you see something looking like flopnuts photo wait for it to stop oozing and then lick it.

I can't believe I paid 7 bucks for that fat bitch's lunch.

Christ, those photos I posted above look NOTHING like her. She misrepresented herself.

And I had to hold up 90% of the conversation. Brutal.

Live and learn.

ONWARD! TO HORNY MILFS!

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If somebody's using that pic, you're getting scammed. That's a pretty well-known chick from newbie nudes a few years back. So I'm told.

Try match.com they guarantee you for another 6 months....lol

Whatever happend to that chick you were first talking to?

Lauren. Little miss priss. She's either too timid to initiate an online chat or doesn't give a shit.

**** her.

If that bitch is fake **** her, too.

Told ya she was a fatty.

Well atleast you got the hint....you're learning

LMAO

She lied. SHE LIED TO US!

I told you she would never consciously betray her fatness.

Terminate her. Immediately.

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I wouldn't have paid for her lunch, just told her she was a liar and walked out.

Its probably a scam to get a free meal, and you fell hook line and sinker

How fat was she? Un-doable fat, or might be fun? You shouldn't turn her down just because she was fat. Now if she was fat and uninteresting, that's fine.

Nah, she's kind of in to me. My guess is we'll chat several times this week. She's lonely.

She was sort of interesting, and would be hot if she lost about 30-40 pounds.

I just wasn't attracted to her. Especially in her fat-hiding maternity dress.

Attraction is not a choice.

She didn't lie and she didn't lie to "us". It was clear from the pics that she was a fatty.

From what I gather of Claythan, there should by no category of "un-doable"

No, the second batch of pics she sent me, she looked thinner in. She assured me they were recent. They weren't.

The chick in those pics was buried under 40 pounds of fat.

But, at least I got some experience dating. Not a total loss.

you need some experience fucking, and passed up your chance.

what percentage of the population do you think is really attracted to the first person they fuck (when they are losing their virginity past the age of 21)?

Um, she wasn't offering. We weren't ****ing tonight. She flat out told me last night she had to be home at 3:30 because of her parents.

I don't think she's looking to **** anyway. She loves Jesus. I was actually considering NOT going today but knew it would be good for me.

No discrimination man be a squirrel. I just don't think you want this bad enough.

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Dude, I'm telling you, SHE DIDN'T WANT TO ****. She's a prude. And probably a virgin.

How do you know that she didn't want to?

lots of chicks don't want to fuck.

does she drink?

Don't leave home without 'em:

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Its your job to make her want to **** man! Even really big sluts want to feel like they're playing hard to get and play all innocent because it makes them feel better about themselves when they let you skeet on their face! Crap man are you reeruned?

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So what do we do now?