Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5659533)

He thinks he's going to pick up a hot chick on internet dating sites, then have sex.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5659533)

He thinks he's going to pick up a hot chick on an internet dating site, then have sex with her.

ROFL

Any girl will be able to tell after about .05 seconds that the guy doesn't know what to do, that he has no experience and that he's a virgin.

He's basically un-****ed.

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5659534)

I already picked up a hot chick on an internet dating site, and made out, plus other carnal activities.

It's only a matter of time.



I tell them that within the first five minutes of finding them.



Soon.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5659537)

Well then I stand corrected.

Go have sex, ****er!

:D

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5659537)

Well then I stand corrected.

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5659543)

*Dane registers on internet dating sites*

Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5659540)

look who your talking to, you are telling him to go have sex? Please Dane, you know better than that.ROFL

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5659553)

If you're a couple into threesomes or a lesbian, the internet is a beautiful thing.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5659559)

Are you telling me that you can't pull some hot ass off the internet?

Seriously?

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5659561)

No, you can.

It's just an easier road to hoe if you're into those other things.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5659551)

Seriously, I don't know why Clay is such an asshole to you. I don't know if it's because he's having fun getting under your skin or if there's something more.

Either way, it's really uncool.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5659566)

Oh young padawan, you have so much to learn.