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JD10367 09-09-2009 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6049798)
ROFL

sure I'll give you all my CC #'s, oh wait I don't have/use CC's

:spock: Is that possible in this day and age?

Do you still crank up the Model T by hand before rumbling into town for some supplies? Place your calls using two letters as the phone exchange? Get your milk delivered to the door in bottles, and then put it in your icebox?!? Tune into Uncle Milty on your newfangled black-and-white TV that's six feet long and weighs 500 pounds but has a screen that's only six inches big?!? LISTEN TO AM RADIO, FER CRISSAKE?!?!? This is un-Amurrican! Get thee into heavy interest-rate debt immediately! Sheesh, you probably don't even own something with a small "i" in front of the name.

JOhn 09-09-2009 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6049845)
:spock: Is that possible in this day and age?

Do you still crank up the Model T by hand before rumbling into town for some supplies? Place your calls using two letters as the phone exchange? Get your milk delivered to the door in bottles, and then put it in your icebox?!? Tune into Uncle Milty on your newfangled black-and-white TV that's six feet long and weighs 500 pounds but has a screen that's only six inches big?!? LISTEN TO AM RADIO, FER CRISSAKE?!?!? This is un-Amurrican! Get thee into heavy interest-rate debt immediately! Sheesh, you probably don't even own something with a small "i" in front of the name.

I do live in Wyoming....

:bang:

"Bob" Dobbs 09-09-2009 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6049876)
I do live in Wyoming....

:bang:

SOMEBODY'S got to.

JOhn 09-09-2009 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SEKChiefsFan (Post 6049893)
SOMEBODY'S got to.

yea keep thinking that, the propaganda is working :D

JD10367 09-09-2009 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6049876)
I do live in Wyoming....

:bang:

Holy crap. I wouldn't f**k with you, then. Takes a special kinda person to live out there. Shit, you got less people in Wyoming than we have here in tiny Rhode Island. You got less people than in Alaska, even. You know what that means? A lot of land to bury a body, and not a lot of witnesses. :eek:

Ask someone about Wyoming, and you'll probably get one of two responses: 1) "I have no f**king idea where that is." Or 2) "Wyoming? Shit, that's the place where they have that scary-ass Devil's Tower monument that was in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"! That flat-top bare mountain scared the crap outta me when I was a little kid!"

Any state whose claim to fame is something with the word "Devil's" in it... Nuh uh, I'm staying on your good side...

Bwana 09-09-2009 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 6049328)
You guys didn't mention the "find the nickle" contest yet? Greedy bastards want all that booty for yourselves.

A couple months ago we started a contest where AustinChief hid a 1938 Buffalo Nickle in MoHillibilly's Truck. The first one to find it without him knowing wins $1 million dollars casino cash, mod for a week privileges and free section 157 seats to the Steelers @ Chiefs Game.

If I wasn't three states over I'd be all over this one.

LMAO

Iowanian 09-09-2009 02:56 PM

It's not a mountain, its a volcanic core....and it is awesome.

luv 09-09-2009 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6049670)
My vote is for "full name and address, social security number, and largest-limit credit card number complete with the three-digit code on the back". That would be very meaningful. Especially for my lifelong dream to own the entire "Girls Gone Wild" collection on Blu-Ray. :)

Like the amateur stuff, huh?

JD10367 09-09-2009 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6050004)
Like the amateur stuff, huh?

Definitely. I'll take "real" over "staged" any day. I love the pr0n clips that say stuff like, "TWO YOUNG LEZZBIANS FIRST TIME!" and it's clearly, like, two 30-year-old heavily-made-up pornstars who can't act their way out of a paper bag, LOL. Give me an impromptu chick with a real set of funbags, and not some glammed-up model with silicone boobs that stare straight up at the ceiling when she's on her back and... Hmm, I think we're straying off topic. Sorry. :D

luv 09-09-2009 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6050027)
Definitely. I'll take "real" over "staged" any day. I love the pr0n clips that say stuff like, "TWO YOUNG LEZZBIANS FIRST TIME!" and it's clearly, like, two 30-year-old heavily-made-up pornstars who can't act their way out of a paper bag, LOL. Give me an impromptu chick with a real set of funbags, and not some glammed-up model with silicone boobs that stare straight up at the ceiling when she's on her back and... Hmm, I think we're straying off topic. Sorry. :D

If I were a man, I would sooo prefer the real things myself. Fake ones are just there. I'd like them to move around jiggle a bit.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-09-2009 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6050027)
Definitely. I'll take "real" over "staged" any day. I love the pr0n clips that say stuff like, "TWO YOUNG LEZZBIANS FIRST TIME!" and it's clearly, like, two 30-year-old heavily-made-up pornstars who can't act their way out of a paper bag, LOL. Give me an impromptu chick with a real set of funbags, and not some glammed-up model with silicone boobs that stare straight up at the ceiling when she's on her back and... Hmm, I think we're straying off topic. Sorry. :D

:wayne: That was just...beautiful.

"Bob" Dobbs 09-09-2009 03:11 PM

What a GREAT word. "Funbags". LMAO

BY1401 09-09-2009 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 6049764)
I have no idea why it's still going.

Probably because it hasn't been locked yet.

Speaking of which: should I have an edit button on everyone's post and a link to the Admin CP at the bottom of the page?

ziggysocki 09-09-2009 03:44 PM

Are the odds stacked against n00bs in the casino? Cuz I can't win SHIT

crazycoffey 09-09-2009 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ziggysocki (Post 6050220)
Are the odds stacked against n00bs in the casino? Cuz I can't win SHIT

:shrug:
stop making stupid bets.....


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