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boogblaster 05-22-2011 09:59 AM

hell he's 89 years old he thought he'd be dead by now and wouldnt have to face his critics ....

RustShack 05-22-2011 10:34 AM

I was looking forward to football season without Tebow.

Al Bundy 05-22-2011 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 7655980)
I bet you're not now...

Same feeling I had last night...

gblowfish 05-22-2011 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by booger (Post 7655880)
take this you pussies
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This could make a nice guy kill.
I hate you.

Rausch 05-22-2011 10:58 AM

The one reason I love guys like this is it makes normal (people NOT gettin' on the bus) think about how the forces of the universe might measure their life.

Their worth.

Their contribution to humanity as a whole.

Teh end of teh WORLDS is completely irrelevant. Does not matter if or when it happens.

But YOUR world will end some day. Might be years from now, might not.

"Did you have a good life when you died?

Enough to base the movie on?..."

luv 05-22-2011 11:18 AM

I love how people try to analyze the Bible so much in order to try to predict something like this, yet they look over the passage that says we know not when that day will come.

Either that, or it happened, and everyone I know, including my church, got left behind.

johnny961 05-22-2011 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7656096)
I love how people try to analyze the Bible so much in order to try to predict something like this, yet they look over the passage that says we know not when that day will come.

Either that, or it happened, and everyone I know, including my church, got left behind.

Exactly. I never could figure his one out either.

philfree 05-22-2011 11:39 AM

The lord did come on the day of rapture but he didn't take anyone with him. As he looked down upon his people he just went :facepalm:


PhilFree:arrow:

Rausch 05-22-2011 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by philfree (Post 7656108)
The lord did come on the day of rapture but he didn't take anyone with him. As he looked down upon his people he just went :facepalm:


PhilFree:arrow:

LMAO

Rain Man 05-22-2011 12:19 PM

Maybe God is really one of those deep-sea fish, and he came and took all of the deep-sea fish yesterday. Anybody seen any deep-sea fish today?

Ugly Duck 05-22-2011 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by boogblaster (Post 7656040)
hell he's 89 years old he thought he'd be dead by now and wouldnt have to face his critics ....

His faithful followers sold everything they owned to buy end-of-days advertising for him. He was offered cash money several days before the Rapture for his house & cars. He refused to sell. Guess he wasn't as certain as his minions were....

Ace Gunner 05-22-2011 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 7656153)
Maybe God is really one of those deep-sea fish, and he came and took all of the deep-sea fish yesterday. Anybody seen any deep-sea fish today?

that's it!! you must b really connected

kcxiv 05-22-2011 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Duck (Post 7656187)
His faithful followers sold everything they owned to buy end-of-days advertising for him. He was offered cash money several days before the Rapture for his house & cars. He refused to sell. Guess he wasn't as certain as his minions were....

lol, heard his church pulled in about 19million last year or something? that shit is crazy. God said, bitch your going to be alive to show what a fraud you are. lol

Okie_Apparition 05-22-2011 02:03 PM

Rapture people don't have to die but are okay with mass public nudity. Did they think this through

Dave Lane 05-22-2011 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7656096)
I love how people try to analyze the Bible so much in order to try to predict something like this, yet they look over the passage that says we know not when that day will come.

Either that, or it happened, and everyone I know, including my church, got left behind.

Or, they don't read and comprehend what they are reading as magic and supernatural powers, which seem to no longer be available to modern man or modern testing methods.


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