Originally Posted by royr17 (Post 8386970)

You know what I understand completely what MTG is saying, I have kids myself ages 4, 3, and 1. If somebody ever did anything to my kids I would probably unload on them too maybe not to that effect but no other man is not going to lay there hands on my kids period, its not acceptable and should not be tolerated.

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8387231)

I feel bad that i missed the first 6 pages of this thread. I bet i missed a lot.

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8387079)

Me too.

It's funny, I know I deserved it a few times more than I got it, and I turned out pretty decent. But the time I remember the most was an April fools day joke.

I came home as normal and my step dad was sitting in his chair holding the "board of education" when I walked in the house. He asked me how school was and asked if I knew why he was there with the paddle. I nervously said "no". He said that disappointed him and it meant I was going to get even more punishment. He dragged it out pretty perfectly, I was sucked in to his story that the principle called with bad news about my behavior in school without so much as questioning it. I hadn't done anything, but before I knew it, he had me about ready to cry my eyes out and plead that I had done nothing wrong.

I still remember sitting there ready for a butt whacking that I had no idea as to the reason why it was happening. My stepdad got in a "ready position" and drew the paddle back. He started his swing and stopped just short of my rear end when he said;

"April Fools"


I'm so happy I can kick his ass now.......

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 8387146)

Jesus Christ. Royjr had reproduced 3 times?

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8387079)

Me too.

It's funny, I know I deserved it a few times more than I got it, and I turned out pretty decent. But the time I remember the most was an April fools day joke.

I came home as normal and my step dad was sitting in his chair holding the "board of education" when I walked in the house. He asked me how school was and asked if I knew why he was there with the paddle. I nervously said "no". He said that disappointed him and it meant I was going to get even more punishment. He dragged it out pretty perfectly, I was sucked in to his story that the principle called with bad news about my behavior in school without so much as questioning it. I hadn't done anything, but before I knew it, he had me about ready to cry my eyes out and plead that I had done nothing wrong.

I still remember sitting there ready for a butt whacking that I had no idea as to the reason why it was happening. My stepdad got in a "ready position" and drew the paddle back. He started his swing and stopped just short of my rear end when he said;

"April Fools"


I'm so happy I can kick his ass now.......

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 8387146)

Jesus Christ. Royjr had reproduced 3 times?

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 8387227)

the movie 'idiocracy' becomes more poignant every freaking day.

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 8385995)

Of course there were those of us that had a 6' 9" science teacher in middle school that had a large wooden paddle and he used to make us bend over and touch our ankles while facing the lockers.

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 8410209)

So wheres the update? Did MTG#10 ever go to jail?

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8410230)

Why do you think there's no update?