If he waits much longer I'll send him another DM

If he waits to sign until right before camp, he doesn't have to do anything until camp.

I thought it was down to the Titans and Patriots. Why even worry anymore? He will sign with either of those teams, and personally, I'm glad! :thumb:

DO NOT WANT!!!














(unless we sign)

we sign this one who sucks the penis yet?¿

BECAUSE THE CHIEFS WERE MENTIONED AS THE WILD CARD TEAM YESTERDAY

Won't be a wildcard in 249 posts!!!

No, he's being a silly goose and pretending he wants to play for other stupid teams who totally suck to drive up the price on Burt Vatch, but he's not falling for DeAngelo's shit!

Sign soon, DeLorean, or I'll think of even more fake names to start calling you! And I swear to God, I don't plan on doing any work today so I can think of a lot of them!

WHAT HE SAID LFG

I think if Hopkins was cool with the Patriots or Titans he would sign one of those deals. It would have happened.

Maybe he's just waiting until closer to training camp. But it seems a lot more likely to me that he's waiting to see if a team with a real chance to win the Super Bowl can make cap space to add him.

Maybe he’s waiting for this thread to hit 3,000 posts

This has to be true. But honestly, I'm getting tired of the DeAngelo Howley hype.

I mean why would an aging superstar sign with a team whos fanbase cant even hit 3k posts in the dead of the offseason?

Cardinals Release WR DeAndre Hopkins
 

Click bait video title but he talks a bit about the Chiefs culture and Hopkins.

https://youtu.be/WlxNhTKEhQU

The deal is done!

I think Two Bills Drive's thread (god that format is awful) is at 2881, we have some catching up to do!


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We cannot let those dildo throwing, butthole fingering, table breaking, no superbowl having losers beat us.

LFG!

He's literally waiting it out, he doesn't really wanna go to NE or Tennessee.

Like I said about 2,617 posts ago, he just went for the food

Need to get jones deal re done

The fact that Hopkins hasn’t signed elsewhere yet, make me think they are waiting for this domino to fall.

It just feels like everything is hinging on Jones deal. Hopkins is waiting for the chiefs to clear space. Like others said if he really wanted New England or Tennessee he would’ve signed but who the hell would want to play on either of those teams?

Sign the of shit piece Bart!!!!!!

Just talked to my buddy Phil from Accounting who’s drinking a Schlitz right next to me, he thinks Hopkins is going back to Houston.

Sorry guys, Phil does payroll so he knows his shit. We lost him!

Excuse me, sir. The Chiefs and the words "Wild Card" are not allowed in the same sentence. Even when it doesn't make phonetical or grammatical sense, you are always to refer to the Chiefs as Division winners. I have corrected this for you this once.

Probably 62-63 years ago when I was 4 or 5, my first drink of beer was Schlitz. My dad gave me a sip or two. It was tasty enough that I still like an occasional beer or two to this day! :toast:

I don't know which is worse, this or the Wordie (or whatever) thread.

I’m not eating again until we sign Hopkins or until breakfast (whichever comes first)

Schlitz Lite is probably the single worst beer I've ever tasted. When I was a kid a dentist drank it at the country club we belonged to. I used to caddy for him and he tipped me $5 and one of his Schlitz Lites when I was about 15. That was about the age I started knowing good beer from bad beer and I knew that stuff was pure shit. Tasted like watered-down turpentine.

We're giving him another 45 mins, then Carcosa and I are heading to the Aokigahara Forest (if you wanna join!)

I don't drink Schlitz now. And I was 4 or 5. I had nothing to compare it too. :shrug:

It’s all good. My comment was just an observation, was in no way directed at you or anyone else.

My feelings towards him if he doesn't sign with my favorite football squad

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Almot there guys,. Let's goooo!!

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If I get to 16000 posts today and this thread breaks 3k, Dee Hoppalong will be ours!

I'm going

To do it!

16000!!!

I did my part you slackers!

I’m in! LFG!!

Literally erect

Bout to change my name to Deandre Hopkins and sign with the Chiefs

He'll yes

Any word from our best buy insiders?

He’s at Jack Stacks now

Guys I just got back from a triple bypass but I’m headed back to long John silvers!

IMHO chiefs IMHO

Fyp

Incredible that you knew that!!!

This signing just makes too much sense because the Kansas City Chiefs are my favorite team!

Mad ATM

I AM PISSD!!!!!

Juts came back in from picking up dog shit in the yard. Thought about d-hop the whole time. I was hopeful he would have signed by the time I got done, but alas

If he signs with us, he’s DeAndre Hopkins.

If he signs with anyone else he’s DeAndre Blumpkins.

I was just thinking this! It’s like hell yeah, Kansas City pro football IMO.

Hey

Oh hi! Go Chuefs, ammirite?

2,781 shitposts in the Deandre Hopkins thread... 2,781 shitposts...

You eat some LJS... shit it all out at Kohls...

2,782 shitposts in the Deandre Hopkins thread...

As for me, I am a fan of the Kansas City Chiefs. I hope I'm not in the minority here.

Okay now this I agree with

Life is good amiright

Starting to feel like Cornell Powell is a heating up, bitch!!

Ok, I feel like I was WRONG - I think there is actually a chance we sign him. So, what is the hold up with the CJ extension? Is this not the missing link to make this come to fruition?

I was having a Hopkins revelation earlier. Then I had a heart attack from the king John silvers

If this dude doesn’t sign before I go to bed, then I’m going to sleep and post more tomorrow

This piece of shit has been unsigned longer than the Earth's existence!!!

THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS A REAL PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

He’s personally destroying the space time continuum!

Once again, no thanks. I'll take my chances with the guys already on the team. Have fun with Tennessee!

Chris Jones will get his extension in the next week or maybe a little longer than that.

I’m not convinced Hopkins is in Veachs plans, though.

If he wants a deal a that’s just a tick higher than Juju last year, with similar structure of being incentive based…great. Get him a jersey and fit him for a ring. I’m not convinced he is willing to take that kind of deal though.

He’s not getting anything more than a 1 year deal in KC. How could we, with this WR room?

What message does it send to Rice, Skyy and Toney if Veach goes out and gives Hopkins a 3 year deal…or even a 2 year deal?

How about Ross? MVS?

It’s either a 1 year deal that’s incentive based… or nothing.

I think it says Veach doesn’t give a shit how they “feel” and only about continuing to win. If Rice, Skyy and Toney don’t like it then show up and make an impact.

Bitches

What the heck is Brent Vatch even doing? Get off your butt and sign this piece of doo-doo!

Sorry about the foul language, but this really has has my feathers ruffled

Pretty much this.

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