LMAOLMAOLMAO

Which is why Getz and his .266 OBP is so infuriating, I suppose. Limited photo ops.

Why send Coleman down though? He pitched well here in his limited duty. I'm sure he's one of the few that has options, but DFA Guitterez. Coleman belongs with the big league club

I'll bet Herrera serves ups a gopher ball in his first appearance back. That would be SO Royals....

Bank on it.

So when does the Brett locker room meltdown take place? You know he's going to go off on these guys. He's not built to lose, nor accept it. I think we lose 5 of 6 in this homestand and he loses it after one of them, not that it will be reported

Hopefully, they have a Brett presser before every home game so I can drink every time he name drops someone. It'll be anesthetic for the visual abortion.

Gutierrez is here for the same reason that Getz and Francoeur are.

Side note: Funny Scout board story... someone posted an article from a Rangers fan who suggested the Rangers move Profar in exchange for James Shields.

I, reacting in skepticism, said (paraphrasing): "of course the Royals do that deal if offered (Profar > Myers + Odorizzi + Montgomery, IMO). Hell, if necessary, throw in a half season of Ervin Santana. It will never happen."

And I was told the price was TOO high.

Still chuckling.

KC Star twitter column today (I think) said Dyson is probably still two weeks away...

A 1-5 home stand awaits. Sent down the wrong Moore.

Golden vagina.

The Royals better get a viable backup plan in place because building around Escobar isn't going to work, IMO. Far too low of an OBP to be a consistent offensive player, and he kicks the routine ball far too often.

OMG. The LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND MIKE SWEENEY IS IN THE HOUSE

Does he want more money?

Your next hitting coach once Brett says **** this shit.