How do you make a dead baby float?

One scoop of ice cream, two scoops of dead baby.

What's the difference between Jews and Santa Claus?


The direction they go through chimneys.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

ROFL

Why do cocks shrivel in the presence of Jesus?

He's got cold hands.

Obviously not safe for work...(no shit sherlock)

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LMAO

What's the best thing about sex with 21 year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics?

Not being ****ing reeruned.

No offense, but you owe me six minutes back. I couldn't even tell there was a punch line.

:)

the funniest part of that for me was I heard that joke when i was probably 10 or so from a friend whose dad was drunk and told him. He told it perfect. We told it at school and of course didn't grasp the whole concept of it at that age. I think we thought the punchline was towards the end when he asked one of the chicks with one of his nut hanging out

Holy Shit is that ancient. My cousin used to LOVE to tell that one way back when we were kids. He'd bust it out at the drop of a hat.

yep its an old one! I forgot about what it was and searched youtube to find it and it brought back memories for sure

Put a windshield in front of them

Great, now I'm hungry.

I will keep a seat warm for you in Hell, Saul.


LMAO