This is almost funny. FIVE POOTIES!

So close! I promise I'll try harder next time, Thig.

still no new post?

this place is falling apart!!

c'mon hootie. entertain us!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you miss bump? That was today's installment
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" like sands through the hourglass"
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Bump!
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aaaargh! REALLY?!

welp, glad this is a free site then.

gonna go back to watching the boys in blue. damnit i miss beltran.

Eat a snickers, sr.
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Did you not read my very compelling reasoning?

No, I haven't. Ever. If it was up to me having mults would be a bannable offense.

LMAO

if it were up to you

there would be 7 people on this board

and it would be called snickersplanet.com

Oh the verge of humor, but came off more as being a butthurt little bitch. Better than that Bump piece of crap, though. You're improving.

And I really don't care much for Snickers. Reeses FTW!

I rate this 4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating

I didn't really read that 'pooties' post you made because the beginning made no sense...but judging on the lack of reply it received I'm assuming it was pretty lame.

Well, I came to the right place, then, didn't I?

This thread is just like hootie...it had so much potential, but is fizzling quickly with the lack of effort to fulfill that potential.

Unfortunately, it's on the verge of being a bust and a huge letdown.

Oh well.

This ****er needs a shot of BURST in the worst way.

it's nearly 3000 posts

wtf did you expect?

want me to spend 10 hours and finish the list?

cool. we'd have a few days of entertainment.

I have a god damn life.

Accurate assessment, outside of the notion that it ever had potential.

Ratings will appear in bold from now on. Repetitive and annoying, just like Pootie! I give this post

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

Burst?

http://i.imgur.com/JdoMqk6.jpg

Pretty much exactly what has happened.

3000 posts through 8 names?

LMAO No you don't. You're an idiot drunk with no future!

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

dude Frazod I don't know what to tell you

if that were at all funny or well thought out...I'd say, "hey, nice job man"

but that's just ****ing stupid

No, just a jumbled, incoherent, drawn-out mess.

yet you have read every post

For what it's worth, I didn't expect a 3-paragraph dissertation on each "pick." A sentence would have been plenty.

Honestly, my "expectations" were for a great thread that was gonna be a fun read each day... Like I said, it had the potential.

Unfortunately, it's already becoming boring.

Nobody is asking you to do anything...were just telling you the truth. Were bored.

It's better thought out than any of the lame shit you've posted in this thread. It's just not the sort of thing that registers with your douchy little fanboyz and Flopzach.

You seem to be getting a little upset, though.

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

Mults suck! :cuss:

well

this thread turning boring after 3000 posts is fine by me

but it's funny that you're calling anything boring

you may be the most boring poster on this entire website

Even if that were accurate, what exactly do you think it proves?

It's only fascinating if you overthink it. This thread consists of the most entertaining poster on CP providing hundreds of posters with free entertainment while other posters who hate him (KCNative and Frazod) do their unfunny shtick in an attempt to gravy train off of hootie's thread. In reality, they are making it almost unreadable.

If they were smarter, I would give them credit for their subterfuge, but it isn't actually by design. Instead, it's page after page of "stupid post is stupid" and "pootie scale" (it's funny because he's calling him pootie instead of hootie) that you have to slog through in hopes of finding something actually worth reading.

If that's not enough, Phil and Clay, strong contributors themselves, can't stand not being the center of attention, so they criticize from the sidelines, angry that they didn't come up with the idea themselves.

Yes! SaulDouche comes charging to protege's rescue! I'M HERE FOR YOU SON! IT'LL BE OKAAAAAAAY

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

To each his own. We lead very different lives, so I understand why you would think that.

People saying they think this thread sucks but continue to post in it.

ROFL

can someone...anyone...please chime in and explain this Frazod thing. Does anyone find it humorous?

I don't even know if it is intended to make fun of me.

I simply just don't get it. It seems really ****ing stupid. I have no issue with someone 'pwning' me...but I just don't understand what that is.

Say what you want, but Hootie is polarizing.


He should host a show on Sirius/XM.

Is this bothering you? Do you find it to be pepetitive, stupid and annoying?

Welcome to wonderful world of how people who aren't morally bankrupt ****ing scumbags feel about you!

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

it's not bothering me

it's just one of the dumbest things I've ever seen

Break the mirror last time you were drunk (i.e, this morning)?

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

I love myself a good, well thought out insult...a good slam. I'll take a good flaming better than anyone. I enjoy them.

Whatever the **** that is...?

Yeah. No.

The ****? You think this thread is some sort of come-uppance for hootie? It's been the most popular thread on this site for nearly a week...and he has more rep than any poster on this board (for whatever the **** that's worth).

you mock the things you choose to entertain yourself with, therefore you're 100x a mess than the thread you're mocking.

This thread actually had potential to be Hootie's best. The countdown had potential. Now it's just a series of 10 year old frazod fat jokes and Hootie's neverending quest to prove he's a disease-ridden disaster of a human being.

Didnt Gonzo put him up there?

Funny how someone who acts on urges of lust or drinks is considered corrupt/sinful but those who partake in gluttony with food are void of such a sin.

I'd be willing to bet my rep ratio is as high as just about anyone on this board.

If rep whoring didn't exist, I'd be top 5 in rep no matter what.

I have pages and pages of positive rep. I've given out 40 total reps. 10 of them were negative just to be funny. I only rep rep worthy posts. I use the rep system like an adult.

The only reason he has the most rep is because Gonzo mod-abused his rep numbers so he'd quit ****ing crying about it. Idiot. LMAO

LMAO

This thread is delivering.

Okay

it's called a theme

also

there was no ****ing way a '1 a day' thread wasn't going to get boring

I realize I'm entertaining, and I have the special talent to drive any thread I post in...

but I just can't believe these expectations

they are ridiculous

Wow. I had no idea you were this ****ing stupid.

Fun revelation!

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

Finally, a post worthy of

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

wrong

but hey

I'd love to see us compare are reps over the past 5 months.

I'll show you my entire rep archive and reps given. I'd love to see yours.

I'm the anti rep whore. Look at the first page of top rep. You have people like Lumpy, Livesteam and KC Tattoo on there. Yeah. Ok.

Those posters have rep worthy posts? Really? Really?

Ha.

I admit that people like Rain Man, GoChiefs, Clay, 'Hamas', and a few more posters should have more rep than me. Maybe even SNR. He makes me laugh.

And a few more...like gblowfish. He's the ultimate KC fan.

But there aren't 10 better posters on this board than me. Sorry. I prove it every time I decide to run with a thread. I can steer a thread any direction I want and people can't help but look.

and again

these are all following a certain theme

I decided from 101 that I was going to tie every single person into Frazod being fat. I don't see how people don't understand that. I'm not doing it because I lack creativity...I'm doing it because it's my ****ing theme.

...Christ.

and if you can't laugh at the 'ran out of paint' during Zach's 'roast', you don't have a sense of humor

You crack me up. I never cried like a little girl to get my rep adjusted.

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

please show me where I ever asked to get my rep adjusted

I called Lumpy a rep whore. Not sure why Gonzo reacted the way he did. I already told the mods they can bottom me out to hell.

It's not the point.

The point is...I'm the ultimate non rep whore.

and I'm pretty sure that if DaFace ran statistics, I'd be top 5 in positive rep received per positive rep given...if not #1.

the first time he did the rep statistics...I had stated before the results were released that I knew who the rep whores were because the people at the top made no ****ing sense

sure enough, those statistics were comedic gold...some people were posirepping one another hundreds (if not thousands, I forget) of times

it was insane

and sad

You seem mighty worked up over rep.

There's nothing more pathetic than when a loser tries to be funny but is really just annoying...then, when everyone tells him to shut up and stop being annoying, he just keeps doing it and pretends that he was just being annoying on purpose...to be funny...and he thinks doing this actually makes him funny...when it really just makes people think he's even more of a pathetic loser than they already did.

It's not as entertaining as you think it is. We used to roast frazod's rotundness on a nightly basis. You're basically to Taco John what Lady Gaga is to Madonna. Only difference is Taco John's keyboard probably isn't a petrie dish of transmittable diseases.

nope

just stating facts

fact: rep whores are stupid

fact: I'm a better poster than you

I can sling facts all night.

It's really funny. A large amount of people (ironically, those I most enjoy interacting with) ignore you. Of those that don't, a large number view you as a loud, never-ending slow motion train wreck. And then there are a handful of scumbags low enough to admire your wretched behavior.

And somehow you equate this to being the center of the universe.

I don't deny you your delusions, though, Pootie. Really, they're all you have.

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

I already got a rep stating "honestly I don't get it at all...either"

I wasn't even trying to be an asshole...I just didn't understand it. It just seemed really, really stupid.

you and luv should go on a date in the good ol' days of CP

Communicable...the word you were looking for was "communicable".

I wish I could pile on but I'm neutral I will fling insults when clay comes in.

By everybody, I guess you mean yourself and boyfriend Pootie, right?

Is this another one of those deals where you pretend to be the boss of a big company, only it ends up that company was just you and another guy who kicked you to curb?

Try harder, ****.

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

I just want one person to tell me this Frazod thing is funny to them.

Hmmm. Like the cankerous whores teeth that you slip the roofies to, your nerves are showing.