Solid post.

NTTAWWT.

Dude, it'll only take you a couple of hours. Just catch up.

It's worth it. I swear.

Only if you're a speed reader.

I'd say it breaks down as follows:

Bickering: 75%
Speculating: 24.5%
Factual information: 0.5%

Colorado went west. Nebraska went east. Everything else is speculation at the moment. :shrug:

Seriousrry?

My recap

Mizzou to the Big 10 - they gloated. ("venom" according to a noob) Everybody else cried about it.

Mizzou rejected by Big 10. Everybody pointed and laughed. Frazod seethed

UNL invited to Big 10. They were happy. Everybody else was too. Until the UNL admins took a few parting shots at the Mizzou and UTerus

The rest of the thread is "Everybody going everywhere, bit only if Michael Bishop doesn't fumble the ball away in the last 2 minutes of the 98 Big XII CCG". He fumbled.
Kansas has a brand. Laz is pissy. billay is trying to figure out how many channels are on the Big 10 Network, the Mountain West is likely spot for KSU but only if the flightaware.com flight tracker can be posted more than 5 times in the space of 12 posts.
DJ's Left Nut became cancerous after hearing Alden and Deaton let the Big 10 fish spit the hook at the bank and frazod has made me laugh over and over, Teechubbya feels sorry for us all and ****ing Buehler wants a ****ing recap on a 6k post thread.

There ya have it.

Thx.

Yeah, it would take a shitload of time to read this thread.

And that's probably a pretty accurate break down.

Basically, here's a summarization Buehler.

mu fans: we're totally leaving. lawlz suckers
ku fans: u guys don't even have a good basketball team, nobody wants u
mu fans: yea but we gotz tvz
ku fans: orange bowl, nat'l champs
mu fans: competed for the north title, bball tourney champs!!
ksu fans: tractorz still in the stall
nub fans: we haz no idea wassup
mu fans: lawlz have a good time in the mvc
ku fans: stfu
mu fans: herez some articlez and such bout how bad the big 10 wants us
ku fans: i haz jealousy
mu fans: u can haz ur basketball towels to keep u warm at nite
ksu fans: think the batteriez dead in da tractor
nub fans: we dont even wanna fuk around in this thread
billay: laterz bundle of sticksz
mu fans: wtf???the big 10 haz crush more on nubs
ku fans: lol. told u so
mu fans: they wantz us two
ku fans: looks like it
nub fans: laterz bundle of sticksz for real this time
mu fans: i haz sad
ku fans: lawl. told u u werent that hot. u got know bball. thats wassup
mu fans: **** tom osborne and texas
ku fans: ditto
ksu fans: tractorz batteriez r good now. drivin to the mwc

"Missouri sucks!!! (Except the Missouri town I'm from... it doesn't really count as Missouri.)"

Flight tracker confirms that the Pac-10 commish is on the Kansas side, looks like Olathe East is getting out of the sunflower league.

LMAO exactly Lee's Summit, KS, might ask phil if he pays taxes in ks too

rumor flying all over about every school going to just about every conference.

bottomline:

Big 12 is about to implode

Mizzou started talking to the Big 10 about joining them

Nebraska heard about that and went to the Big 10 and basically took MU's spot. ****ed Mizzou over.

Colorado saw the writing on the wall and bolted for the Pac-10

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now for rumor mill

most of teh Big 12 south rumored to be heading towards the Pac-10

Texas A&M rumored to prefer the SEC instead, leaving Pac-10 spot open

Utah and KU rumored to be in line for that open Pac-10 spot

after that the rest of the Big-12 has been rumored to go to the Big East or the MWC.

Really? What is it then?

Big East? WTF? We're in the middle of the ****ing country.