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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5431284)

If you're a guy and you don't want to get laid then there's something very wrong with you. Guys always want to get laid.

This guy that I work with, actually in the same room, doesn't want to have sex until he is married. He is very Christian.

When he told me that I couldn't stop laughing for days.

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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5431296)

dude

:whackit:

When you feel the urge
You know it's time to purge

Bust out your weed
And spread your manly seed

Once your head is clear
They might call you queer

But you will have the chance
To think above the pants

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5430013)

I've always assumed it would be Luv. :)

I'm not his type. I'm fat. I think he should stick with QT or Katipan. I think Katipan could really teach him a few things.

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5431313)

I'm not his type. I'm fat. I think he should stick with QT or Katipan. I think Katipan could really teach him a few things.

You fems need to leave me alone. You have cooties.

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5431313)

I think Katipan could really teach him a few things.

Katipan could teach Ron Jeremy a few things. Let GoChiefs learn to ride with training wheels before riding in the TDF.

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5431313)

I'm not his type. I'm fat. I think he should stick with QT or Katipan. I think Katipan could really teach him a few things.

Katipan needs love or a challenge to turn her on.
Katipan is very much in love, but that happens every few years or so.
Katipan hasn't been challenged in a while.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5431318)

Katipan could teach Ron Jeremy a few things. Let GoChiefs learn to ride with training wheels before riding in the TDF.

Katipan HAS taught Ron Jeremy a few things.
Like there is often a Snickers bar in her glove box.

GLOVE BOX.

As in the box in a car.

Although... I've never put gloves in there.

Never mind.

I've never seen anyone so afraid of getting laid, while acting like he wants to get laid, in all my life.

Damn, Clay ...

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5431233)

Dude, it's just not worth it to me to drive 6 hours, probably 7, hang out at bars that make me highly uncomfortable for the prospect of MAYBE getting laid. I tend to approach these things from a completely logical standpoint. The risk/reward just doesn't add up. Don't worry, Mr. Spock got laid eventually.

Plus, right now I'm not even sure I want to get laid.

QT is a cool girl and all. I'm sure we'll hang out at a Chiefs game someday. We're just very different people with very different interests. I haven't had a drink since August.

Dude....it's not logical to drive 6 hours and go hang out and have fun? I didn't say you had to go to a bar and drink. There are plenty of other things to do then go drink at a bar. You don't even have to go there just to get laid. Shit man....go there to get out....have fun and meet a nice girl like QT. What else are you going to do with your time? Watch Star Trek? Write an article for WPI?

Believe me.....I was the chubby virgin 10 years ago when I was 18. I would have jumped at the chance (6 hours or not) to go hang out with a good looking girl....even if it wasn't to get in her pants. At least I would have been out meeting people and building my self confidence.

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69 (Post 5431180)

I know who snitched.

Your mom? :spock:

;)

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5431320)

Katipan needs love or a challenge to turn her on.
Katipan is very much in love, but that happens every few years or so.
Katipan hasn't been challenged in a while.

Be careful. Challenges come in many different forms, and some aren't appealing.

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5431320)

Katipan needs love or a challenge to turn her on.
Katipan is very much in love, but that happens every few years or so.
Katipan hasn't been challenged in a while.

You've got to consider teaching someone who has no idea what he's doing a challenge, right? Fresh meat. Will do whatever you ask?

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5431330)

Be careful. Challenges come in many different forms, and some aren't appealing.

I had a very challenging husband.

I can do anything now.

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5431324)

Katipan HAS taught Ron Jeremy a few things.
Like there is often a Snickers bar in her glove box.

GLOVE BOX.

As in the box in a car.

Although... I've never put gloves in there.

Never mind.

You boinked Ron in a box car, while eating a Snickers? :spock:

:hmmm:

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5431324)

Katipan HAS taught Ron Jeremy a few things.
Like there is often a Snickers bar in her glove box.

GLOVE BOX.

As in the box in a car.

Although... I've never put gloves in there.

Never mind.

You keep a Snickers in there? Sounds like you probably have to beat guys away from your box. I mean glove box.......ummmm yeah. That was it.