That's rather soft eh?

He just hasn't had any of that insane, nasty fun before the train wreck of a break-up happens, either.

I figure that's the problem.

Just tell me I don't remind you of badgirl. No matter how many stupid, idiotic things I've said on here. I don't want to have to kill you.

Getting laid is not nearly as hard as I think Claythan thinks it is...

They're worth the hangover.

:D

You're much better looking, and much more likable, than badgirl. It's not even close.

Actually, i would prefer it.....

My mind is not going in the gutter. My mind is not going in the gutter. My mind is not going......

Whos badgirl, did I miss something?

Ahahaha, thinking the same thing I was....I need a new job I'm gonna go audition to be a porn star.

I'm going to hit a bunch of bars after 1 am next week and see if I can drag anything out.

He's putting too much thought into it. Who doesn't? You should have heard the questions I would ask my friends, and I'm not even a guy. It was much more socially acceptable for me to be a virgin at 27. Imagine adding 10 years of wonder and thought onto what you had to deal with.

Be funny.......and tell them you have a big one....that's about all it takes in a bar.

THIS IS REAL LIFE YOU NITWIT.

I'm pretty sure it takes more than a dirty mind to make it as a porn star.

I bet you watched alot of porn......then you had some weird thought that every dude had a huge wang lol..in high school my pickup line was "so I have a big one...." it worked in high school!

And I can actually talk football. Did you ever know that I consider you to be the person I have to thank for that?

Just some idiot, attention whore, woman that posts here from time to time.


Pretty sure she has slept with a few CP members.

I could totally do it.....I'm up to code.

Is she hot? Maybe I can get in on some action!

Actually, I only watched Cinemax soft porn, and not that often.

So as long as we're discussing relationships, how do you sift out the psycho chicks? My last 5 in a row have either: Wanted to get married reerunedly early, been clingy, or done the whole break up/changed my mind 15 minutes later thing 2-3 times. (I have a strikes system implemented for that last one now.)

I've seen people say that when talking about me.

You were really sheltered....

I think I would do just fine with all those smokin hot ho's... stamina rx would be required.

Bad news. We're all psycho. Some of us are just more tolerable than others.

I've never read anything about you sleeping with planeteers though

As long as I get a scene with Tory Lane I'd be satisfied with my career.

That's cool. I'm honored.

I wanna know what this badgirl chick looks like now.....quick someone post a pic!

Porn star guys have to be huge in order for the porn star chicks to feel anything.

She's like 45 dude. And looks 60.

No, just no.

You were being a jerk and calling out my lack of knowledge by asking me who my favorite offensive lineman was. I realized I couldn't answer it.

Seriously, you don't want to see badgirl. You'll immediately have an urge to start drinking.

Now your training is complete.

But she's thin!



(draggin insecurity back to the closet)

I'd like to do a little ass to mouth with her.

ROFL

She is definitely NOT hot.

This answer sucks, but is consistent with my experience. Anyone else?

Not even close. I did my first ever live draft last Sunday. My goal for next year is to not have to ask what position/team whenever people call out players.

What if you already have that?

All kidding aside, Luv is cool.

Badgirl's just an attention whore. Luv actually participates in conversations. She's "one of the guys". (I mean that in a good way)

Luv's right - havent seen anything different.

Some of us are better at hiding it than others, too. It always slips out from time to time though. Prime example is my posting tonight.


Holy shite! It's after midnight?!?

Now there's something you don't see everyday.

My goal in learning about football was to be able to converse with guys about somethng they're interested in. While I've accomplished that, the results of doing such have turned out differently than desired.

I'm cool with that though. I love football. If that lands me guys as friends instead of boyfriends, then it's all good. I don't feel inferior around my guy friends. It's when I'm around my few single girlfriends that I feel like I have to compete for attention or something. Weird, I know. I never claimed to be normal.

Nobody's "normal".

And for that matter, who'd want to be?

OK, this was too funny not to post.

<table><tbody><tr><td>http://images.craigslist.org/0102050...e4ea00af08.jpg</td> <td>http://images.craigslist.org/0116080...56ce00ff8c.jpg</td> </tr> <tr> <td>http://images.craigslist.org/0101000...e56500cc05.jpg</td> <td>http://images.craigslist.org/0102060...f04d007aae.jpg</td></tr></tbody></table>

Where do you find this shit? what are you searching for to get this?

An exhibitionist will be the only type of person who would answer that. Of course, that's what he's looking for.

There's a catch for the ladies.

I like his manly, hard, viking, puppy dog calendar on the wall.

I like being me most of the time, FWIW. I have my times when I would give anything to be somewhere else living a different life (not necessarily a different person, though). I actually think that does, indeed, make me normal in a sense.

claythan looking for dudes? wtf

probably his moms houseROFL

also "be willing to come to me"=no car

Beastiality?

Well this has turned scary.

This is an outside opinion from a total stranger, but it appears to me that you're looking for a man in a sea of boys.

Yeah. You lose 100 pounds and you'd look just like that guy.

http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/05/Charlie-Eppes.jpg

:drool:

No way, I ain't that tall nor do I have the odd facial hair.

His eyebrows are rather large.

It's OK, you could be the midget viking rocker freak. His mini-me.

Your avatar reminds me....

While I like the Jayhawks, I saw a bumber sticker that I laughed at.

Caution: This vehicle brakes for all animals except for [insert picture of a Jayhawk].

Dude.......this is me...

http://p1.hotornot.com/pics/HE/HU/HZ...KUNZSTPYFH.JPG

I in no way shape or form resemble that guy.

I can look past that.

You can be Mrs Eyebrows McGee......as you notice mine aren't that large.

ROFL

I hope you're laughing at my line and not my face...

Not laughing at you. Was laughing at the comment about how this thread has suddenly turned.

I'll post a older picture of me with long hair to add to urs.. by the way, my eyebrows ****ing kill.

You could be his sidekick.

I think my cat is jealous of my computer.

I still have my long hair......I'm never cuttin it off.

Had to cut mine: job

Wayyyyyyyyy past my bedtime. 'Night.

LOL

Please Humiliate This Corporate Male - m4w - 47 (Galleria)

<hr>
Seeking a VERY demanding and stern Dominatrix to whip, flog, and torture me mercilessly. Can provide accommodations and whatever you require. I have a strong tolerance for the bizarre and kinky. No limits whatsoever. <table><tbody><tr><td>http://images.craigslist.org/0116020...9d3300c766.jpg</td> <td>
</td></tr></tbody></table>

Sweet Jesus.

Enjoy that did ya?

I still wanna see a picture of badgirl even if it's bad just to know what people are talking about.

It's always been a dream of mine to have some bitch flog me.

I'll tell your wife...