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BigRedChief 10-14-2014 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 11014068)
Walking Crawford when hes your only batter should get you punched in the nuts.

Walked 3 batters now in 6 appearances. How does a LOOGY stay pitching with those stats?

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-14-2014 05:15 PM

Now you've got a RHB swinging away against a LHP who gets murdered by RHBs because you ****ed around and got too fine when he was giving up an out.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-14-2014 05:16 PM

At this point the guy is swinging away they should take Choate out mid-batter. This is a disaster waiting to happen.

kcpasco 10-14-2014 05:16 PM

FU Choate

George Liquor 10-14-2014 05:16 PM

God ****ing damn it, Choate is awful.

Jewish Rabbi 10-14-2014 05:16 PM

**** you Choate, and double **** you Matheny.

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 11014075)
Now you've got a RHB swinging away against a LHP who gets murdered by RHBs because you ****ed around and got too fine when he was giving up an out.

Once the bunt was off they should have brought in Martinez.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-14-2014 05:17 PM

This is why you just toss it up ****ing underhand and take the ****ing out.

Get this asshole off the ****ing team. He's a goddamned choke artist. Always has been.

Jewish Rabbi 10-14-2014 05:17 PM

HOW THE **** ARE YOU LEAVING HIM IN

kcpasco 10-14-2014 05:17 PM

He's leaving him in?

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 05:17 PM

Why are they letting him pitch?

Jewish Rabbi 10-14-2014 05:17 PM

The only ****ing way I was going to get pissed off about losing this game after we came back is if Matheny blew it like this. What do you ****ing know.

eDave 10-14-2014 05:18 PM

Bad, bad situation here.

George Liquor 10-14-2014 05:18 PM

Wow.

Baby Lee 10-14-2014 05:18 PM

Cards bullpen got some of that Ramsbola on them.

kcpasco 10-14-2014 05:18 PM

Wow Choate

eDave 10-14-2014 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11014090)
Bad, bad situation here.

Yup.

Marcellus 10-14-2014 05:18 PM

JFC Choate what a waste of skin you are.

Baby Lee 10-14-2014 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11014090)
Bad, bad situation here.

Not any more.

George Liquor 10-14-2014 05:19 PM

Are you ****ing kidding me?

kcpasco 10-14-2014 05:19 PM

Thanks Matheny

sd4chiefs 10-14-2014 05:19 PM

Oh the pain.

RollChiefsRoll 10-14-2014 05:19 PM

Randy Chode.

jd1020 10-14-2014 05:20 PM

Runners scoring from second on bunts and passed balls.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-14-2014 05:20 PM

Good job Choad

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 05:20 PM

This is what happens when you put the game in LOOGY's hands who hasn't done shit lately.

Baby Lee 10-14-2014 05:20 PM

Cardinals are just racists, trying to deny Ferguson protesters high profile venues.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-14-2014 05:20 PM

That's on Matheny as much as that ****ing coward, Choate.

Should have never been on the roster.


Matheny did everything he could to lose Game 2. He finally got it done in Game 3.

Bob Dole 10-14-2014 05:20 PM

Ouch.

kcpasco 10-14-2014 05:20 PM

They didn't even have to earn it. Just Wow.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-14-2014 05:20 PM

OMFG

Jewish Rabbi 10-14-2014 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11014105)
Cardinals are just racists, trying to deny Ferguson protesters high profile venues.

What the **** does that even mean you reerun?

eDave 10-14-2014 05:21 PM

Slug it out NL.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-14-2014 05:22 PM

Giants baseball!

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 05:22 PM

This one is on Matheny. Your players battle back and then you let your worst pitcher in the bullpen decide the game while you let a strike out pitcher stand on the sidelines unused.

TripleThreat 10-14-2014 05:23 PM

Why everyone rooting for the cardinals?

RollChiefsRoll 10-14-2014 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 11014120)
Why everyone rooting for the cardinals?


So I can drive up from Memphis for game 4 vs. the Royals in StL.

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11014105)
Cardinals are just racists, trying to deny Ferguson protesters high profile venues.

WTF are you doing?STFU

Baby Lee 10-14-2014 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 11014112)
What the **** does that even mean you reerun?

Oh great, a disgruntled fan oblivious to current events and immune to humor.

Don't worry about it. It's no knock on you. Judging from your reaction it would take half the night to get you up to speed, and explaining jokes is never fun.

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11014127)
Oh great, a disgruntled fan oblivious to current events and immune to humor.

Don't worry about it. It's no knock on you. Judging from your reaction it would take half the night to get you up to speed, and explaining jokes is never fun.

For someone who thinks he is being funny, your timing is off.

kcpasco 10-14-2014 05:26 PM

Your team battles back and you literally let some slapdick throw the game away.

Jewish Rabbi 10-14-2014 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11014127)
Oh great, a disgruntled fan oblivious to current events and immune to humor.

Don't worry about it. It's no knock on you. Judging from your reaction it would take half the night to get you up to speed, and explaining jokes is never fun.

Or maybe there was no humor in it, numbnuts.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-14-2014 05:26 PM

:facepalm:

CaliforniaChief 10-14-2014 05:27 PM

That was as close to Yosted as I've seen in awhile. Sorry guys. When players beat players, that's one thing. When obvious managerial decisions aren't made, that's quite another.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-14-2014 05:28 PM

These two teams are frustrating to watch lol

Baby Lee 10-14-2014 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11014131)
For someone who thinks he is being funny, your timing is off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 11014133)
Or maybe there was no humor in it, numbnuts.

Wow, lots of red ass up in here.

It's a game.

A game fixed by Vegas and the mob, per rabble and ramjacker.

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 11014132)
Your team battles back and you literally let some slapdick throw the game away.

You come back from 4 down on the road and you let the worst pitcher on the staff decide the game while you let your 2nd best bullpen pitcher watch.:banghead:

Jewish Rabbi 10-14-2014 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11014139)
Wow, lots of red ass up in here.

It's a game.

And you're a douche.

Mi_chief_fan 10-14-2014 05:29 PM

Unfortunately, matheny's defenders will point out his record and say he's doing a great job, and they'll overlook him shitting his pants on national TV time & time again. And he'll be back. And the team will underachieve.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-14-2014 05:29 PM

I'll say it again: don't ever ****ing get cute with someone bunting. If they show, throw up a pitch as straight and buntable as possible and lob the mother****er over to first, then move on to the next guy.

All you do when you try to get cute with the bunt is **** yourself up. But managers never learn.

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 11014137)
That was as close to Yosted as I've seen in awhile. Sorry guys. When players beat players, that's one thing. When obvious managerial decisions aren't made, that's quite another.

Yeah, thats fine if they bring in Martinez and beat him, thats baseball. Tip your cap.

But to trust the worst pitcher on the staff on the road....... Not defendable at all. If I'm a player, I'd be pissed.

kcpasco 10-14-2014 05:31 PM

There is absolutely no excuse Matheny can give allowing Choate to continue pitching after the walk to Crawford. NONE.

And if he tries to rationalize it he can seriously **** off.

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11014139)
Wow, lots of red ass up in here.

It's a game.

A game fixed by Vegas and the mob, per rabble and ramjacker.

We just lost a tough game and you throw in a political/racial joke in a baseball thread and you wonder why we didn't find it funny? Then call us assholes because we didn't laugh at your joke? WTF dude

Baby Lee 10-14-2014 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 11014143)
And you're a douche.

Red ass asshole is red assed.

You're on a Chiefs site. Royals fans on here are experiencing the first playoff action in 29 years, but one Card **** up, that doesn't even eliminate them, demands a national period of mourning?

I like the Cards. I've been to way more Cards games than Royals or Chiefs due to proximity. But dude, it's a game. Take a shot, take two.

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 11014152)
There is absolutely no excuse Matheny can give allowing Choate to continue pitching after the walk to Crawford. NONE.

And if he tries to rationalize it he can seriously **** off.

He's a LOOGY. One batter only. He walked him. Bring in Martinez.

I want to hear why he left his 2nd best pitcher on the sidelines and stuck with his worst.

Swanman 10-14-2014 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11014159)
Red ass asshole is red assed.

You're on a Chiefs site. Royals fans on here are experiencing the first playoff action in 29 years, but one Card **** up, that doesn't even eliminate them, demands a national period of mourning?

I like the Cards. I've been to way more Cards games than Royals or Chiefs due to proximity. But dude, it's a game. Take a shot, take two.

Situational awareness isn't your thing, is it?

Al Bundy 10-14-2014 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11014164)
He's a LOOGY. One batter only. He walked him. Bring in Martinez.

I want to hear why he left his 2nd best pitcher on the sidelines and stuck with his worst.

Over in KC we call that #Yosted

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 11014167)
Over in KC we call that #Yosted

After you came back from 4 runs down on the road??? Is there a #doubleyosted?

Jewish Rabbi 10-14-2014 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11014159)
Red ass asshole is red assed.

You're on a Chiefs site. Royals fans on here are experiencing the first playoff action in 29 years, but one Card **** up, that doesn't even eliminate them, demands a national period of mourning?

I like the Cards. I've been to way more Cards games than Royals or Chiefs due to proximity. But dude, it's a game. Take a shot, take two.

Just because you're a member of this site doesn't mean you're not trolling. You're right, it's not the end of the world. But what you're doing is the exact same thing as if a Raiders fan starting spouting off after they beat the Chiefs, which is generally frowned upon on this board.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-14-2014 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11014159)
Red ass asshole is red assed.

You're on a Chiefs site. Royals fans on here are experiencing the first playoff action in 29 years, but one Card **** up, that doesn't even eliminate them, demands a national period of mourning?

I like the Cards. I've been to way more Cards games than Royals or Chiefs due to proximity. But dude, it's a game. Take a shot, take two.

You obviously missed the day in rhetoric where they discussed kairos.

Al Bundy 10-14-2014 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11014176)
After you came back from 4 runs down on the road??? Is there a #doubleyosted?

I am afraid there is.

kcpasco 10-14-2014 05:46 PM

After the Crawford walk if Martinez comes into the game and gives up a double in the gap your pissed but at least you know it was the right decision.

Seriously Matheny can down a gallon of anti freeze right now.

eDave 10-14-2014 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 11014194)
After the Crawford walk if Martinez comes into the game and gives up a double in the gap your pissed but at least you know it was the right decision.

Seriously Matheny can down a gallon of anti freeze right now.

Methenytest.

rico 10-14-2014 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 11014072)
Scroate scares the shit out of me.

****ing A.

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/Ac...880131-370.jpg

"Nice going, Scroate."

Baby Lee 10-14-2014 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 11014177)
Just because you're a member of this site doesn't mean you're not trolling. You're right, it's not the end of the world. But what you're doing is the exact same thing as if a Raiders fan starting spouting off after they beat the Chiefs, which is generally frowned upon on this board.

As I like the Cards, it would be more like a Chiefs fan 'spouting off' after a Chiefs loss, which the Drafturbator Alex haters love to do each and every week the moment the game is over.

What has been in the media incessantly in the past few weeks?

Cards [fans] are racists
Ferguson Riots/Protests, specifically moving to Cards playoff games in past week.

What have I been defending the Cards and St. Louis AGAINST?
Those issues.

So the joke was timely and topical, and given my posting history, not coming from a place of malice.

Sorry that I overestimated the mental stability of the more ardent Cards fan. Did not know, given the embarrassment of riches that has been their post season success historically and redoubled in recent years, that they could be so red assed about ONE bad beat that doesn't even eliminate them. Particularly as they are ostensibly Chiefs fans on here as well.

If this loss has you this edgy and irascible. You really should have had a 5150 out on you last January.

If you truly are offended, I apologize for inflicting that feeling. But I'm not going to change my personality for wilting flowers going forward. Gallows humor keeps me alive as a Chiefs fan, and I like my life.

kcpasco 10-14-2014 06:02 PM

Baby Lee is making fun of all the Cardinals hate that has been going on for the past postseasons. Everyone should just chill and realize he is not out to troll us.

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 11014241)
Baby Lee is making fun of all the Cardinals hate that has been going on for the past postseasons. Everyone should just chill and realize he is not out to troll us.

Whatever, I like Baby Lee. It was posted after a hard loss. posted now, we may have found it funny.

Try again Baby Lee, we need cheering up now.

Baby Lee 10-14-2014 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11014255)
Whatever, I like Baby Lee. It was posted after a hard loss. posted now, we may have found it funny.

Try again Baby Lee, we need cheering up now.

Dude? Did you watch the game? That was about the ONLY lighthearted thing I could possibly say about it!!!

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-14-2014 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11014265)
Dude? Did you watch the game? That was about the ONLY lighthearted thing I could possibly say about it!!!

Given the volatility of John Lackey? Possibilities are endless.

http://img.pandawhale.com/39226-SjqQ1gif-BYVv.gif

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11014265)
Dude? Did you watch the game? That was about the ONLY lighthearted thing I could possibly say about it!!!

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.


Robot for sale.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-14-2014 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11014223)
As I like the Cards, it would be more like a Chiefs fan 'spouting off' after a Chiefs loss, which the Drafturbator Alex haters love to do each and every week the moment the game is over.

What has been in the media incessantly in the past few weeks?

Cards [fans] are racists
Ferguson Riots/Protests, specifically moving to Cards playoff games in past week.

What have I been defending the Cards and St. Louis AGAINST?
Those issues.

So the joke was timely and topical, and given my posting history, not coming from a place of malice.

Sorry that I overestimated the mental stability of the more ardent Cards fan. Did not know, given the embarrassment of riches that has been their post season success historically and redoubled in recent years, that they could be so red assed about ONE bad beat that doesn't even eliminate them. Particularly as they are ostensibly Chiefs fans on here as well.

If this loss has you this edgy and irascible. You really should have had a 5150 out on you last January.

If you truly are offended, I apologize for inflicting that feeling. But I'm not going to change my personality for wilting flowers going forward. Gallows humor keeps me alive as a Chiefs fan, and I like my life.

Yeah, but dude I said something bad about Alex for the first time ever right after the 9ers game and you neg repped me (which you say you NEVER do) because your vagina was hurting, so I think you're smart enough to get what everyone is trying to tell you.

George Liquor 10-14-2014 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11014283)
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.


Robot for sale.

:LOL:

I've got a date tomorrow night. I wonder what she will think if I show up in my Cardinals cap?

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 11014380)
:LOL:

I've got a date tomorrow night. I wonder what she will think if I show up in my Cardinals cap?

I'd say your not getting laid. Unless she's a Cardinals fan.;)

Baby Lee 10-14-2014 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11014320)
Yeah, but dude I said something bad about Alex for the first time ever right after the 9ers game and you neg repped me (which you say you NEVER do) because your vagina was hurting, so I think you're smart enough to get what everyone is trying to tell you.

First, since you seem determined to rep whine incessantly until the end of time, outside of clear negreps for humor [ie, someone posts 'what does negrep look like,' or tells a groaner of a pun/joke], of which there are 5-6, actual negreps are around a dozen in the past decade.

AFAICT, that's a moody afternoon for many around here.

And most of them are for egregious non-personal reasons, bad mouthing the very recently deceased, holocaust denial, or as was the case with you, unfair scapegoating of individual players for team dysfunction.

Second, no one would know I had cross words for you if you hadn't decided to stock up on box whine.

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 06:40 PM

We should give it up for Lackey and the bullpen(pre scrotum), 2 hits after the 1st inning.

Right now our best in Lynn then Lackey.

Hopefully, Miller rises to the occasion. Before his run at the end of the year, I didn't think it was possible, now I think he has stepped up his game to give us 5-6 good innings.

That being said when he gets rolling and it starts to go south in the 5th inning or later, get him the **** out of there, he's not going to recover.

George Liquor 10-14-2014 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11014429)
I'd say your not getting laid. Unless she's a Cardinals fan.;)

She is a Royals fan. I'm afraid I'll be paying more attention to the TV than her. Heh.... Maybe she will want to get dinner at 5 like we are 87 years old?

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 06:46 PM

Congrats Big Daddy! Your team just finds a way to win. Gutsy ball players. Whatever it takes to win. Just get it done.

Last 5 games, 15 runs scored:

7 by Hits
3 by Error
2 by sac Fly
2 by Ground out
2 by Wild pitch
1 by Walk

Congrats again!

BigRedChief 10-14-2014 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 11014530)
She is a Royals fan. I'm afraid I'll be paying more attention to the TV than her. Heh.... Maybe she will want to get dinner at 5 like we are 87 years old?

Well since she is a Royals fan, maybe you should start a thread like BigSmoke did for some advise?

George Liquor 10-14-2014 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11014551)
Well since she is a Royals fan, maybe you should start a thread like BigSmoke did for some advise?

Hahahaha.

She said she wants to meet a 6. I will only miss a few innings!

Baby Lee 10-14-2014 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11014551)
Well since she is a Royals fan, maybe you should start a thread like BigSmoke did for some advise?

advice?

Still too soon?


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