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Donger 01-27-2009 03:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5431324)
Katipan HAS taught Ron Jeremy a few things.
Like there is often a Snickers bar in her glove box.


GLOVE BOX.

As in the box in a car.

Although... I've never put gloves in there.

Never mind.
Is it one of those king-sized Snickers, or one of the measly normal-sized ones?

Katipan 01-27-2009 03:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5431333)
You've got to consider teaching someone who has no idea what he's doing a challenge, right? Fresh meat. Will do whatever you ask?
Sounds cute in theory, but I need a manly man in practice.

Which is not to say Clay isn't a manly man. He might be a veritable bull. But it takes a... different... personality to deal with my special challenges.

Katipan 01-27-2009 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5431340)
Is it one of those king-sized Snickers, or one of the measly normal-sized ones?
I can't believe I don't remember. It was in a tiny 2 door Mirage. I don't know if you could fit a King Size Snickers in there. Hell, Ron Jeremy had to hang his schlong out the window.

DaneMcCloud 01-27-2009 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5431324)
Katipan HAS taught Ron Jeremy a few things.
Like there is often a Snickers bar in her glove box.


GLOVE BOX.

As in the box in a car.

Although... I've never put gloves in there.


Never mind.
As someone who's hung out with Ron more than a few times, I seriously don't know how he gets laid off set.

He's a hairy, fat disgusting pig. Sam Kinison used to constantly berate him and tell him that if weren't for his cock, he'd be a homeless POS instead of just a POS.

JOhn 01-27-2009 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5431320)
Katipan needs love or a challenge to turn her on.
Katipan is very much in love, but that happens every few years or so.
Katipan hasn't been challenged in a while.
ROFL

Damn your mailbox should be overflowing anytime now......





Pun intended

The Franchise 01-27-2009 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5431342)
Sounds cute in theory, but I need a manly man in practice.

Which is not to say Clay isn't a manly man. He might be a veritable bull. But it takes a... different... personality to deal with my special challenges.
Special challenges? This I gotta hear.

Garcia Bronco 01-27-2009 03:14 PM
LOL at this thread. Sorry Bob. You should never kiss and tell, even if you didn't actually kiss(or anything else). I would also give a solid thumbs down to the person that went and spilled the beans. Unless they though the woman's life was in danger.

DaneMcCloud 01-27-2009 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 5431351)
LOL at this thread. Sorry Bob. You should never kiss and tell, even if you didn't actually kiss(or anything else). I would also give a solid thumbs down to the person that went and spilled the beans. Unless they though the woman's life was in danger.
Who's Bob?

Donger 01-27-2009 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5431346)
I can't believe I don't remember. It was in a tiny 2 door Mirage. I don't know if you could fit a King Size Snickers in there. Hell, Ron Jeremy had to hang his schlong out the window.
This glove box discussion made me realize that I haven't looked in my glove box in years. I just went and looked, and there's a very large scuba knife in mine.

Mr. Kotter 01-27-2009 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5431342)
..Clay.. He might be a veritable bull...

You realize, Clayton is going to make that his sig, now.... LMAO

;)

DaneMcCloud 01-27-2009 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5431353)
This glove box discussion made me realize that I haven't looked in my glove box in years. I just went and looked, and there's a very large scuba knife in mine.
I found a dead bird in mine just last week.

It was disgusting.

Garcia Bronco 01-27-2009 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5431352)
Who's Bob?
Go Chiefs
Goat Cheese
Bob's your information Minister
Claythan

JOhn 01-27-2009 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5431353)
This glove box discussion made me realize that I haven't looked in my glove box in years. I just went and looked, and there's a very large scuba knife in mine.
I don't think OJ will be needing it back

Katipan 01-27-2009 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter (Post 5431337)
You boinked Ron in a box car, while eating a Snickers? :spock:

:hmmm:
Drove him from the airport to the club. Cops originally pulled us over because people complained about nefarious looking people outside of MY CONDO wearing guns. (us)

One cop is involved. Asked to see our firearms. No big deal. It's Arizona. But then 2 cops showed up. Then 3... Then 4... And finally 5 cars and we're barely on the freeway. Barely off the on-ramp.

They just wanted autographs. I got out of a expired registration ticket.

When we opened the glove box to pull out the info, a Snickers bar fell out. Ron Jeremy yelled "Hey! You're holding out on me." And before we could hand the cop the information, he inhaled the Snickers.

I think he duck swallowed. Must be an industry thing.

JOhn 01-27-2009 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5431349)
Special challenges? This I gotta hear.
I think he speaks for us all :p


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