Holy shit.

Jesus Christ.

0-for-****ing-5, grounding into THREE double plays.

This has the feeling of one of those 15 inning cluster****s from last year.

That we lose.

Sonofabitch, ****ing one who sucks the penis. Don't let that asshole catch that ****ing ball, dipshits.

Looks like plate discipline will be an issue again this year.

To be fair, we haven't had a hitting coach worth a **** since Mitchell Paige fell off the wagon seven years ago.

I've been taught since I was 9 years old not to chase shit out of the strike zone.

I would hope that a professional baseball player wouldn't need to be "coached" to refrain from chasing.

It's a goddamn epidemic with this crew.

It's a philosophical problem, and it starts with LaRussa, who believes that the first pitch is one of the best to get. In a vacuum, that may well be true, but it ignores the fact that you get lest accustomed to the pitcher when taking fewer pitches, and you allow him to work deeper into the game, thus exposing the worst part of the staff, the middle bullpen, the least.

Mother**** you, MIF.

:facepalm:

Is www.firetonylarussa.com taken?

Scores from first on a goddamned single. So much for Enos Slaughter. ****.

This is going to be a looooong season.

No shit, Al.

We should all be used to this club giving games away to lessor teams.