Peyton Manning

Man up. If you got a problem see a doctor.

Um, yeah, you really shouldn't do that. If things get too bad, chuck everything but the wife and dog, and go somewhere and try to live your dream.

I've never figured that out. If I was considering killing myself, I think it would be below "give it a year to be a successful writer" or "go be a waiter on a cruise ship and see the world" or "go to key west and figure out how to be a snorkel instructor". You've got nothing to lose, right?

Just the same ups and downs most people have, complicated by military regrets and having an amazing wife I don't feel I deserve.

It's nothing new, though. I wish the best for most people, although I'm pretty bad at showing it.

First off if you're serious this isn't the thread to be looking for help.

Second, if you're still serious imagine the stygma you'd put on your wife, let alone your dog (man's best friend).

Third, if you're really really serious listen to Rain Man's advice. Change things up and see what happens.

but seriously shut the **** up.

Lucky them.

What the shit is going on in this thread?

Pics of the wife???

I was just googling it a few days ago. It's crazy that it is the leading cause of death for people under 35. Dont worry about me IRL. :)

Unless you're in south central Los Angeles. Then it's a bullet. Bullet is the right answer to that. (From another person)

According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Assocation ("NHTSA") car and truck crashes were the leading cause of death in the United States for every age 3 through 6 and 8 through 34.

What about 7 year olds?

I like to hold cats under water just before I see life leave their eyes then pull them back and wonder why they want more.

Those silly bitches.

Ya know what I can't even joke about that. I'm getting soft. I do hate cats but I'd never hurt one.