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Garcia Bronco 01-27-2009 03:18 PM
Sexual Predator Women make me laugh.












And scared...very, very scared.

The Franchise 01-27-2009 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5431363)
Drove him from the airport to the club. Cops originally pulled us over because people complained about nefarious looking people outside of MY CONDO wearing guns. (us)

One cop is involved. Asked to see our firearms. No big deal. It's Arizona. But then 2 cops showed up. Then 3... Then 4... And finally 5 cars and we're barely on the freeway. Barely off the on-ramp.

They just wanted autographs. I got out of a expired registration ticket.

When we opened the glove box to pull out the info, a Snickers bar fell out. Ron Jeremy yelled "Hey! You're holding out on me." And before we could hand the cop the information, he inhaled the Snickers.

I think he duck swallowed. Must be an industry thing.
Ummmm......wow.

dirk digler 01-27-2009 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5431320)
Katipan hasn't been challenged in a while.
So that means you're available right? :)

Katipan 01-27-2009 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5431347)
As someone who's hung out with Ron more than a few times, I seriously don't know how he gets laid off set.

He's a hairy, fat disgusting pig. Sam Kinison used to constantly berate him and tell him that if weren't for his cock, he'd be a homeless POS instead of just a POS.
I think it cost the club $1500+ expenses to get him there for the night. They certainly made their money back.

What is scarier is all the reject dudes of the world going to the nudie bar just to be in the same room as the Troll.

DaneMcCloud 01-27-2009 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 5431367)
Sexual Predator Women make me laugh.

And scared...very, very scared.
Not me, Man.

Those are the only girls I'd date.

:evil:

DaneMcCloud 01-27-2009 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5431374)
I think it cost the club $1500+ expenses to get him there for the night. They certainly made their money back.

What is scarier is all the reject dudes of the world going to the nudie bar just to be in the same room as the Troll.
Sounds about right.

I bet he smelled delicious, too.

LMAO

Hammock Parties 01-27-2009 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5431326)
Dude....it's not logical to drive 6 hours and go hang out and have fun?
My idea of fun is different than most people's. I'd probably get lost, anyway. I got lost driving from Arlington to Fort Worth once.

JOhn 01-27-2009 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 5431367)
Sexual Predator Women make me laugh.


And scared...very, very scared.
Chicken, those are the really fun ones:fire:.

OnTheWarpath15 01-27-2009 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5431386)
My idea of fun is different than most people's. I'd probably get lost, anyway. I got lost driving from Arlington to Fort Worth once.
:spock:

I'm pretty sure Stevie Wonder could make that drive without incident.

The Franchise 01-27-2009 03:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5431386)
My idea of fun is different than most people's. I'd probably get lost, anyway. I got lost driving from Arlington to Fort Worth once.
I'm scared to ask.


What's your idea of fun?

Donger 01-27-2009 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 5431367)
Sexual Predator Women make me laugh.




And scared...very, very scared.
I've actually had a nightmare about being raped by Katipan and Carlota.

DeezNutz 01-27-2009 03:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5431363)
Drove him from the airport to the club. Cops originally pulled us over because people complained about nefarious looking people outside of MY CONDO wearing guns. (us)

One cop is involved. Asked to see our firearms. No big deal. It's Arizona. But then 2 cops showed up. Then 3... Then 4... And finally 5 cars and we're barely on the freeway. Barely off the on-ramp.

They just wanted autographs. I got out of a expired registration ticket.

When we opened the glove box to pull out the info, a Snickers bar fell out. Ron Jeremy yelled "Hey! You're holding out on me." And before we could hand the cop the information, he inhaled the Snickers.

I think he duck swallowed. Must be an industry thing.
Ok. I'm forced to ask: what was/is your connection to the nudie bar?

Alternatively, how did you end up being the escort to the club?

OnTheWarpath15 01-27-2009 03:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5431400)
I've actually had a nightmare about being raped by Katipan and Carlota.
:spock:

Why would that be a nightmare?

Were they Bobbit-izing your junk or something?

Donger 01-27-2009 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5431404)
:spock:

Why would that be a nightmare?

Were they Bobbit-izing your junk or something?
No. They were just really aggressive.

Katipan 01-27-2009 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5431349)
Special challenges? This I gotta hear.
I started writing a list of all my faults, and then I thought, how stupid is this...

So I'll just say I'm fairly unpredictable, and blunt like a sledgehammer.

I personally like people like that. Nothing behind the back. Everything out there and in the open. Everyone knows exactly where they stand. But guys have that whole male ego thing they trip on.

If girls had penises and weren't emotionally induced, I'd be a lesbian.


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