You've gotta be ****ing kidding me.

What does "Balloon Girl" mean?

She was some bimbo that was holding out on him and insinuated that if he split the cost of a hot air balloon ride with her (it was on her bucket list or some shit) then she'd let him give her a Cleveland Steamer (evidently on his bucket list).

:LOL: This!

Maybe she's a drug smuggler? :shrug:

Seriously, do you want your children to grow up to be like either of you? I mean no offense but do you want them as adults to repeat the actions of their parents?

No way. But my kids dont know anything about me. I make sure I always at least act happy around them and they have no idea about what their mom and I continued doing over the last 6 months. They know what their mom did to me and I have talked to them about it and explained that it wasn't ok or normal. I don't know if she's had any talks with them about it or not, if she did Im sure she didnt admit she was wrong and probably tried to justify it somehow.

:LOL:

All of this is true except the cleveland steamer part...

Thats cool. Shared/joint custody is how it should be.

When you engage such intimacy with others, do you use protection? or just let the bodily fluids flow freely between the two?

A homeboy of mine that I used to work with back in the day would talk about how sexy he thought pregnant broads were and shit. I think they just look kinda fat.
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This is complete bullshit dude. You greatly underestimate your kids. Even if it were true, that would mean you're failing as a parent.

The more you try and convince yourself of this fallacy, the more you both are hurting your children. You and your "wife" are being terribly selfish and justifying it with this bullshit line that your kids are oblivious. They're not. And when the kids are older and into relationships, this is going to bring much more pain than what you think you're feeling now. Your daughter will likely be mimicking your "wife's" current behavior at some point. Let that one sink in for a bit.

Children are resilient but they are not blind.

The Lifetime Channel just called and wants their movie script back!

Amen to that.

Start being a positive example for your kids for once in your life already. This is ridculous. I have a hard time believing that this is true and someone could be so damn selfish.

You keep wanting to make the same mistakes.