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Reaper16 09-15-2010 08:21 AM

Let's play Funny/Not Funny!
Quote:

Originally Posted by yhf (Post 7007067)
Yes indeed the art of the inane and absurd. The art of the socially inept and insecure. The folly of the weakest characters among us.

Not Funny!

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 7007070)
I Got Draftabulator Fever

By FAX.

I got draftabulator fever, there ain't no doubt,
So, read this post while I cuss you out.
I'll call you names if you don't like my picks.
How can you tell? They're asterisks.

I got draftabulator fever, my skin is thin.
I get pissed off when the Chiefs win.
'Cause it proves our draft selections,
Ain't livin' up to my projections.

I got draftabulator fever, yeah I'm hot,
I need a doctor, I need a shot,
To cool me down. Oh, Holy Moley,
I'm gonna ass rape Scott Pioli.

Oh Lord, I got draftabulator fever,
And there ain't no cure, no pain reliever.
Yeah, it feels like I got real bad gas,
Or an flaming aids tree up my ass.

Call me out, I'll show you meanness,
I'll say you got a real small penis.
Then I'll post all the stuff you said,
Back before Goodman was dead.

I'll remind you of what you mentioned
And do it with such condescension,
That next year, you'll pick all receivers
'Cause baby I got draftabulator fever.

FAX

Funny!

Saul Good 09-15-2010 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 7007292)
Inconsequential, my ass.

How is whether or not your random 7th rounder makes the team of any real consequence? If you want to make a bold statement and take up a cause, make it worthwhile. Cut Matt Cassel or Tyson Jackson or something, not some pissant 7th rounder.

Reaper16 09-15-2010 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7007313)
How is whether or not your random 7th rounder makes the team of any real consequence? If you want to make a bold statement and take up a cause, make it worthwhile. Cut Matt Cassel or Tyson Jackson or something, not some pissant 7th rounder.

Do I really have to go over with you the amount of 7th rounders and UDFAs that become valuable components of a team? The 7th round is just as much an opportunity to get better as any other.

Brock 09-15-2010 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 7007322)
Do I really have to go over with you the amount of 7th rounders and UDFAs that become valuable components of a team? The 7th round is just as much an opportunity to get better as any other.

As any other? No.

Saul Good 09-15-2010 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 7007322)
Do I really have to go over with you the amount of 7th rounders and UDFAs that become valuable components of a team? The 7th round is just as much an opportunity to get better as any other.

Railing against a 7th rounder is like predicting a happy ending in a Disney movie. That said, he still got it wrong...as usual.

Why start a crusade to cut a 7th round pick? Maybe I'll start a crusade not to sign Todd Reesing.

Saul Good 09-15-2010 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock (Post 7007325)
As any other? No.

He could be onto something here. Let's trade our 2011 first rounder for every 7th rounder.

HemiEd 09-15-2010 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 7005650)
This is like watching the Broncos vs the Raiders. You really can't stand either one and just hope for a bunch of broken bones and a tie game.

ROFL I almost spit my banana on the screen.

DeezNutz 09-15-2010 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7006909)
LMAO I'll have to find some time tomorrow to read this gem. Let me tell you all one thing right now though, I was there. I witnessed it with my own two eyes. OTWP looked like a 6 year old on Christmas that got that awesome gift he was never expecting. Arms raised in victory, dead silent. Sucking in the moment.

Misinterpretation.

OTW was this happy only because Cassel played terribly.

BigCatDaddy 09-15-2010 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 7007070)
I Got Draftabulator Fever

By FAX.

I got draftabulator fever, there ain't no doubt,
So, read this post while I cuss you out.
I'll call you names if you don't like my picks.
How can you tell? They're asterisks.

I got draftabulator fever, my skin is thin.
I get pissed off when the Chiefs win.
'Cause it proves our draft selections,
Ain't livin' up to my projections.

I got draftabulator fever, yeah I'm hot,
I need a doctor, I need a shot,
To cool me down. Oh, Holy Moley,
I'm gonna ass rape Scott Pioli.

Oh Lord, I got draftabulator fever,
And there ain't no cure, no pain reliever.
Yeah, it feels like I got real bad gas,
Or an flaming aids tree up my ass.

Call me out, I'll show you meanness,
I'll say you got a real small penis.
Then I'll post all the stuff you said,
Back before Goodman was dead.

I'll remind you of what you mentioned
And do it with such condescension,
That next year, you'll pick all receivers
'Cause baby I got draftabulator fever.

FAX

You so should have had Wendy rap that.

FlaChief58 09-15-2010 09:35 AM

Best poem ever! :clap:


Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 7007070)
I Got Draftabulator Fever

By FAX.

I got draftabulator fever, there ain't no doubt,
So, read this post while I cuss you out.
I'll call you names if you don't like my picks.
How can you tell? They're asterisks.

I got draftabulator fever, my skin is thin.
I get pissed off when the Chiefs win.
'Cause it proves our draft selections,
Ain't livin' up to my projections.

I got draftabulator fever, yeah I'm hot,
I need a doctor, I need a shot,
To cool me down. Oh, Holy Moley,
I'm gonna ass rape Scott Pioli.

Oh Lord, I got draftabulator fever,
And there ain't no cure, no pain reliever.
Yeah, it feels like I got real bad gas,
Or an flaming aids tree up my ass.

Call me out, I'll show you meanness,
I'll say you got a real small penis.
Then I'll post all the stuff you said,
Back before Goodman was dead.

I'll remind you of what you mentioned
And do it with such condescension,
That next year, you'll pick all receivers
'Cause baby I got draftabulator fever.

FAX


TheGuardian 09-15-2010 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 7007070)
I Got Draftabulator Fever

By FAX.

I got draftabulator fever, there ain't no doubt,
So, read this post while I cuss you out.
I'll call you names if you don't like my picks.
How can you tell? They're asterisks.

I got draftabulator fever, my skin is thin.
I get pissed off when the Chiefs win.
'Cause it proves our draft selections,
Ain't livin' up to my projections.

I got draftabulator fever, yeah I'm hot,
I need a doctor, I need a shot,
To cool me down. Oh, Holy Moley,
I'm gonna ass rape Scott Pioli.

Oh Lord, I got draftabulator fever,
And there ain't no cure, no pain reliever.
Yeah, it feels like I got real bad gas,
Or an flaming aids tree up my ass.

Call me out, I'll show you meanness,
I'll say you got a real small penis.
Then I'll post all the stuff you said,
Back before Goodman was dead.

I'll remind you of what you mentioned
And do it with such condescension,
That next year, you'll pick all receivers
'Cause baby I got draftabulator fever.

FAX

****ing awesome.

And completely true in describing those bitches.

DaFace 09-15-2010 11:17 AM

I THINK THAT I WOULD BE ANNOYED WITH HOOTIE A LOT LESS IF....

he actually constructed posts

in REAL SENTENCES

and maybe an occasional paragraph...

that WOULD MAKE IT EASIER TO READ

as it is

I find myself just skimming his posts

and not really having a GOD DAMN CLUE

wtf he is talking about...


(Sorry, I know it's not a good impersonation, but I have trouble NOT writing in complete sentences.)

The Franchise 09-15-2010 11:18 AM

I'd be less annoyed with Hootie.....if he didn't act like such a whiny bitch.

Mr. Plow 09-15-2010 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 7005112)
Each and everyone of you are special to me. I love you all.

I figured after 10+ pages of yelling and cussing that I'd just remind everyone. :grouphug:

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-15-2010 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 7007692)
I figured after 10+ pages of yelling and cussing that I'd just remind everyone. :grouphug:

SHUT UP MR. PLOWZ, YOU HAVE TEH ZERO CREDIBILITY!!!!!11111/Hootie.


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