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Is he Asian enough?

http://blog.al.com/living-news/2009/...nny%20Hinn.jpg

Here we go again.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/10/13/...ion/?hpt=hp_t2

The end of the world is nigh – again.

Doomsday prophet Harold Camping is once more predicting an apocalypse, and apparently we don't have long left. The 90-year-old California radio mogul has pointed to October 21 on the calendar, by which date he reckons it will “probably” all be over.

But this time around he is not warning of souls burning up and ascensions to heaven from the sidewalks of Manhattan. Instead Camping, the owner of the Family Radio Network, believes it will be a much quieter affair.

“I really am beginning to think as I restudied these matters that there's going to be no big display of any kind. The end is going to come very, very quietly, probably within the next month. It will happen, that is, by October 21," he stated in a recent radio recording.

Camping became infamous earlier this year for incorrectly heralding the arrival of the Rapture on May 21. Followers across the U.S. spent millions on advertising campaigns warning people of the eventual non-event.

better get to ****in

So the prediction of May 21 obviously was wrong, and now it is going to be October 21... probably. If they are wrong again, let me make a prediction: the End will come in one of the months that does have a 21st day in it.

Prepare!

Here we go again! ROFL

This clown is 90 ****ing years old? Yeah, judgment day is coming, but it's going to be his own.

Goddamnit, TGIF my mother****ing ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember during the first apocalypse this year my girlfriend and I had crazy sex all night just in case. I need to find a girl by October 21st apparently.

Sweet! I don't have to buy any Halloween candy for those little fuggers this year.

just flash those fingers a lot.....gals will be all over you.

But this time the end will come so quietly that nobody will notice that the world has just ended.

My short stubby fingers aren't exactly a turn on...haha.

I will say that ever since I shaved my head bald, I've made out with 3 chicks and it's been about a week. Haven't sealed the deal with any of them yet, but none of them are the ex (and the girl who I bang on the occasional drunk night). I think shaving my head is the best thing I've ever done.

So tomorrow is the big day....

I maxed out all 7 credit cards on May 20th. I need a little more time in between prediction dates here....

In Hell Matt Cassel is the quarterback for all of eternity. Kind of like now.