You know you're girlfriend is too young when you have to make an airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth.

LMAO

How do you get an Arab woman pregnant?
















Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

Dirty Johnny was a little boy always getting in trouble for his mouth. One day at school the teacher had finished her lessons a bit early. So she announced to the class, "I will give you a history question and whoever can answer that question can go home early."

Dirty Johnny didn't really like school so he was ready to leave.

The teacher asked, "Who was the first President of the United States."

Dirty Johnny raised his hand but he had been bad so the teach called on Juanita instead.

"George Washington," said Juanita.

"Very good. You may go," said the teacher. "Who was Ronald Reagan's vice-President."

Again Dirty Johnny raised his hand but the teach called on Carlos instead.

"George Bush," said Carlos.

"Very good. You may go," said the teacher.

Johnny was getting very impatient at this point and said, "Where did all these ****ing Mexicans come from?"

"Who said that?" said the teacher.

"Davy Crockett at the Alamo," Johnny said. "I'm going home bitch."

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

They pump kin.


How do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the mouth.


How do you kill a redneck?

Cut the brake lines to his house.

Five kids playing basketball. Four white, one black.

one white kid says to the black kid - hey i heard black people have bigger dinks than white kids

another white kid says yea me too. lets compare

so they all pull their pants down and sure enough the black kids is twice the size of everyone elses

black kid goes home and says momma, at school today me and some white kids compared dinks and mine is so much bigger than theirs. why momma, is it because im black? momma says, no Jerome, its because youre 17

whats long and hard on a 9 year old black boy?

3rd grade

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Why are none of the main characters in Dr. Who black?

They don't work in the future either.

What do you call a fat blonde with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

How can 1 black guy run the country when 10 of them can't even run a Mcdonalds?

Im not black but...

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.



What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA. Black guys? Court.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
A virgin.


What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.



How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they're too busy smoking meth out of it.

why did hitler kill himself?
He saw his gas bill

This joke may be older than Abe Vigoda.

Whats the difference between black jews and white Jews?Whites in the front of the oven.

Why did the Chiefs intentionally blow the playoff game against the Colts?

To troll the fanbase.