...and not traditionally a skier. It would be a special occasion if I were to meet him.

Well, in honesty, I did offer free handjobs in the game chat after one of the huge plays on Sunday. Nobody PM'ed their requests though.

Those are the only two instances in recent memory that I've offered hand jobs.

Yep. Let's keep all the gayness confined in this thread, gents.

It's like the sauna at the gym. Knowwhatimsaying Lew!?! You know!?!!!

If I ever make my way back to Florida...you're in for a treat.


And a handjob.

You got TheVirus on my TimBone!!

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Extra points for degree of difficulty

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They beat Denver though. AGAIN.

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Between yesterday and our game next week, we will see Denver plummeting back to earth as well. :p

Do you think Manning ever throws a hot slice of frito pizza in his hand and just beats his dick mercilessly with said pizza?

All while watching Seattle game tape for the ultimate pleasure and pain experience of course.

On a similar note, is it just the girls I've been with or are girls pretty bad at giving handies?

It's like they're yanking on your shit trying to start a chainsaw or something. Giving a proper handie requires finesse.

Hot pizza out of the microwave. Melty cheese. Scalding tomato sauce. Jagged corn chips. Peyton's little pony.

Get off the ****ing playground!!

LMAO

Well, Denver did lose to Seattle

They have wins over the Packers, Raiders, Panthers, Giants, Redskins, and who else? Can't find out who else they beat..

St Louis

Seattle beat Denver

Don't care if Q