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Rain Man 04-25-2011 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 7590178)
Damn you are a nice guy.


When it's in my best interest.

Donger 04-25-2011 02:36 PM

She kind of looks like James Earl Jones in Conan the Barbarian, when he begins to transform into the snake. Except whiter and more female-looking.

http://www.theakan.com/James-earl-jones3.jpg

http://media.trb.com/media/alternate...0-24181359.gif

Titty Meat 04-25-2011 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7590198)
She kind of looks like James Earl Jones in Conan the Barbarian, when he begins to transform into the snake. Except whiter and more female-looking.

http://www.theakan.com/James-earl-jones3.jpg

http://media.trb.com/media/alternate...0-24181359.gif

He looks like he's related to tattoo.

vailpass 04-25-2011 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7590184)
Yes.

I doff my fedora to you.

Deberg_1990 04-25-2011 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 7589862)
["I feel it was a form of rape. I hate seeing him. I hate him seeing me."

While what he did was obviously wrong, this statement is a little over the top IMO. Its not like shes the only woman a guy has ever fantasized about.

vailpass 04-25-2011 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 7590307)
While what he did was obviously wrong, this statement is a little over the top IMO. Its not like shes the only woman a guy has ever fantasized about.

While I agree with you in principle I have to say that the result of most peoples fantasizing isn't a salt shake.

Phobia 04-25-2011 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 7589862)
"It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone," he told Orange County investigators.

When they say "You have the right to remain silent" more people should take that seriously.

Bill Lundberg 04-25-2011 03:49 PM

In a late breaking development it turns out it was only sun tan lotion....

Phobia 04-25-2011 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill Lundberg (Post 7590424)
In a late breaking development it turns out it was only sun tan lotion....

Heh. Yeah.

Easy 6 04-25-2011 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7590061)
I got into an argument with one of my brothers about a gal he was dating that wouldn't swallow. He was going to dump her for it. He is one of my stranger brothers, however.

Its criminal, i dont blame him one bit.

Deberg_1990 04-25-2011 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 7590315)
While I agree with you in principle I have to say that the result of most peoples fantasizing isn't a salt shake.

Please....The only difference is...most guys salt shake occurs in private.

vailpass 04-25-2011 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 7590784)
Please....The only difference is...most guys salt shake occurs in private.

Okay, that's more accurate. Still, dumping it into her water bottle crosses some sort of line. He could have at least have given her an angry pirate.

Crush 04-25-2011 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 7590792)
Okay, that's more accurate. Still, dumping it into her water bottle crosses some sort of line. He could have at least have given her an angry pirate.

Actually, he should have given her a pearl necklace as compensation.

Imon Yourside 04-25-2011 10:49 PM

In related news

Lazar Greenfield's 'Semengate' Stuns Scientific Community

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Dr. Greenfield noted the therapeutic effects of semen, citing research from the Archives of Sexual Behavior which found that female college students practicing unprotected sex were less likely to suffer from depression than those whose partners used condoms (as well as those who remained abstinent).

Presumably it was the closing line that caused the controversy: "So there's a deeper bond between men and women than St. Valentine would have suspected, and now we know there's a better gift for that day than chocolates."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michae..._b_853164.html

Okie_Apparition 04-25-2011 11:04 PM

First he had to steal the bottle, slip off to the bathroom. I guess he would have to dump out the water? scratch that, I don't even... A whole lot had to happen


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