Buy Chiefsplanet and fire the mods.

Start a tool collection

Plenty around here.
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A grand? goes into finishing off my little house projects so this thing is spotless when I go to sell it~

I'd like to change my answer. I just went to use the bathroom and I discovered I'd really love a heated toilet seat.

Probably buy new golf clubs.

I have a hard time spending money on myself. It's easier for me to justify in my mind when I feel like I have some "found" money.

This !;)

LMAO

Honestly, probably save it. $1,000 isn't going to go very far.

If I were forced to spend it, probably some gear. The wife and I are hoping to get our backpacking setup done this summer, so probably a couple packs and supplies.

Pay off one of my surgery bills.

$1000?

Pay bills.

Several bottles of high-quality Scotch and a few cigars.

You might be able to buy a 42-year-old ex-cheerleader... Oh, wait, they're free....

when I first glanced through some of these posts, I read yours as
"Start a stool collection".

so I wondered.....a $1000 as start-up capital to open a new collection of your own poop?

Or, to spend $1000 to buy someone elses' existing, impressive stool collection.

tough call

Golf pass and booze.