I have some docusate here?

Looks like some SennaGen tablets as well. Will those work?

drink a case of natty light, make a mud island, then eat some dam fiber.

Should I really go get something now? My stomach feels like it's cramping worse, but I think it's because I'm nervous more than anything.

How about don't drink a case of Natty Light as alcohol is incredibly dehydrating, even in shitty beer form.

trolling a poop thread, something stinks.

see below

Yes. Get some Phillips Milk of Magnesia, and take it immediately when you get home.

Also, try to reduce the amount of hydrocodone you're taking. Its the reason your digestive system is ****ed up.

Appendicitis

Google the symptoms

My diagnosis is 100% accurate 50% of the time

Yeah, a big ****ing glass of tepid water.

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There was a mathematician who once solved the problem of constipation


He worked it out with a #2 pencil :facepalm:

A gallon of milk should do the trick.

Oh, and if it's appendicitis, for the love of god, don't let the doctor (or your girlfiend/boyfriend) give you an enema of any kind.

Doctor might want to shove a couple quarts of barium up your ass, but you should let him know that you think that your appendix is about to rupture and you could die from that shit.

Jesus Stop Dancing Christ!

He wants to get better, not more ****ed up.

Stop with the dairy and beer recommendations you dumb ****s!