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Simply Red 07-11-2013 10:41 PM
Look I need a quick healing prior to my voyage, I'll deal casino cash at this point, Mohillbilly and his brothers beat me down w/ brass knuckles and nunchakas, his new wife even beat me up w/ a pink, spiked three-sectional staff that had a Black Flag bumper sticker on it.

I'm ****ed at this point. I need healing.

RealSNR 07-11-2013 10:42 PM
I want to see if I can get Phobia to like me

Planetman 07-11-2013 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9806703)
Look I need a quick healing prior to my voyage, I'll deal casino cash at this point, Mohillbilly and his brothers beat me down w/ brass knuckles and nunchakas, his new wife even beat me up w/ a pink, spiked three-sectional staff that had a Black Flag bumper sticker on it.

I'm ****ed at this point. I need healing.
If only there were a Cleric nearby ...

Direckshun 07-11-2013 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9806700)
I want to have sex with a random chick tonight.
Highly unlikely when you're on ChiefsPlanet and it's almost midnight.

I put it at an 18 out of 20.

***2***

As you consider actually getting off your couch, putting some pants on, logging off ChiefsPlanet and actually going somewhere where women might be, you pathetically elect to remain on your couch, sweating through your boxer-briefs, scrolling ChiefsPlanet as your laptop slowly heats your crotch into a useless, shapeless goo.

Direckshun 07-11-2013 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9806703)
Look I need a quick healing prior to my voyage, I'll deal casino cash at this point, Mohillbilly and his brothers beat me down w/ brass knuckles and nunchakas, his new wife even beat me up w/ a pink, spiked three-sectional staff that had a Black Flag bumper sticker on it.

I'm ****ed at this point. I need healing.
I can't heal shit, unfortunately. I am the Dungeon Master.

But like I said, let's keep this simple.

***16***

You are brought back to near-full strength. You can run just as fast, punch just as hard, and all your tactical thinking remains sharp.

Unfortunately, since I rolled a 16, you still do have one weakness left. You now suffer from PTSD.

While you are a formidable warrior, any loud, sudden sounds that you are not expecting cause you to weep openly.

TLO 07-11-2013 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9806708)
Highly unlikely when you're on ChiefsPlanet and it's almost midnight.

I put it at an 18 out of 20.

***2***

As you consider actually getting off your couch, putting some pants on, logging off ChiefsPlanet and actually going somewhere where women might be, you pathetically elect to remain on your couch, sweating through your boxer-briefs, scrolling ChiefsPlanet as your laptop slowly heats your crotch into a useless, shapeless goo.
LMAO

Simply Red 07-11-2013 10:50 PM
Rainman I'm aboard.

Direckshun 07-11-2013 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9806704)
I want to see if I can get Phobia to like me
I don't know your personal history with him, but I find you very likeable. But I know Phobia is prickly.

This is a walk in the park, still. A 5 out of 20 gets this done.

***15***

Phobia is at your doorstep.

He's got a bouquet of petunias. I think he means to seduce you.

Be careful what you wish for, I guess.

RealSNR 07-11-2013 10:52 PM
Sexy. Does he apologize for all the times he brought up the Indian incident?

Direckshun 07-11-2013 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9806727)
Sexy. Does he apologize for all the times he brought up the Indian incident?
He does not.

He's only got one thing on his mind. And it's that sweet, sweet ass.

Simply Red 07-11-2013 10:56 PM
can you roll a thon me up a plate of steak and potatoes, all i've eaten is weird food paste up my ass - and technically - that was yesterday, right?

Direckshun 07-11-2013 10:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9806735)
can you roll a thon me up a plate of steak and potatoes, all i've eaten is weird food paste up my ass - and technically - that was yesterday, right?
You have successfully eaten steak and potatoes.

Simply Red 07-11-2013 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9806736)
You have successfully eaten steak and potatoes.
Still no word from Rainman, so I guess I'm off.

I will now go to Berlin and hand-deliver The Techno Viking my scroll outlining my interests in electronica dating back to 1990. Don't worry, I burned the paper ends to make it antiqued.

dmahurin 07-11-2013 11:16 PM
I'm flying on a dragon, will he break apart in mid air?

Direckshun 07-11-2013 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 9806761)
I'm flying on a dragon, will he break apart in mid air?
You've given me no reason to believe that he will.

Continue riding on, brother.


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