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Hammock Parties 12-28-2013 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sd4chiefs (Post 10314469)
Since this. I call it the 1% theater.

http://www.cinepolisusa.com/

I can sit in reserved, leather recliner seats for $6.50 matinee price here. LMAO

J Diddy 12-28-2013 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 10314480)
Lol.

Post here number here. LMAO

Why? Any public restroom will have it on the wall

Mr_Tomahawk 12-28-2013 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10314494)
Why? Any public restroom will have it on the wall

Zing!

BlackHelicopters 12-28-2013 03:32 PM

Start drinking heavily.

TimBone 12-28-2013 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10314457)
Like you've never masturbated with sandpaper.

Do girls with too strong of a grip count? I've had girls yanking on that thing like they were pulling weeds.

Titty Meat 12-28-2013 03:51 PM

Cuckhold

In58men 12-28-2013 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10314564)
Cuckhold


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Cornstock 12-28-2013 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 10314397)
/thread


EDIT:

Alright, here we go....

Go for a run. Get out of the house. Go exercise and then go see a movie.

Look up a really interesting recipe and then go buy all the ingredients. Ever made Panang Curry? Give it a whirl.

Go to a local food shelter and see if they need an extra set of hands today. Find somebody on the street and give them a blanket.

Call you mom.

Call your dad.

Call your sister.

Go out for a beer with your brother.

Take your wife to an indoor driving range.

Go play paintball. In cave? Cool!

Go to a firing range.

Go play basketball.

Go into a game stop and buy a random kid a video game.

Go to the boys and girls club of kansas city and see if they need any volunteers.

Shave.

Take a shower.

Shave your head.

Get off your computer.

Read a book.

Write a poem.

Write a song.

Watch Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Make barrel aged manhattans.

Infuse Vodka.

Clean your car.

Clean your house.

Clean your asshole, you filthy mongrel.

Rearrange the furniture.

Pray.

Read your Bible. If you're into it. even if you aren't. See the world from someone else's point of view.

Go to the casino and get into a poker tournament.

Delete your Facebook account.

Drive to Austin, Texas and go see a band.

Drive to Florida and go to Disneyworld.

Go wine tasting.

Realize that this is just one day in your life and you can decide whether it's good or bad.

Terrific post. I copy/pasted this to my wall of inspiration.

MrNightly 12-28-2013 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 10314424)
Christ...it's close.

Thinking about taking the wife to a "fork n screen" though, some friends have done it and say that's the way to do it now. Eliminates the rowdy teenagers who are always running their mouths in the back row too.

Fork n Screen has decent food. About the quality of Applebee's or so. Decent wine/drink selection.

Worth a "Cheap Date' and movie. And the crowd is typically much thinner due to lack of seating.

Enjoy and hopefully your day starts getting much better!

gblowfish 12-28-2013 07:11 PM

I organized my liquor cabinet. I had full unopened bottles of Crown Royal, Stoli, Tanquaray and Bacardi that I didn't even know I had. All are 5th's or bigger. I need to drink more.

Bowser 12-28-2013 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10314806)
I organized my liquor cabinet. I had full unopened bottles of Crown Royal, Stoli, Tanquaray and Bacardi that I didn't even know I had. All are 5th's or bigger. I need to drink more.

I'd say that is just straight up a lack of effort on your part.

Simplicity 12-28-2013 07:26 PM

Go play some hockey... It helps.

bevischief 12-28-2013 07:29 PM

Midgets.

Imon Yourside 12-28-2013 07:36 PM

If this thread doesn't cheer you up...then nothing will. LOLZ!

Simplicity 12-28-2013 07:59 PM

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