No they are NOT ..his balls are in her purse where she can keep an eye on them and show them to her friends during the Wednesday Rotory meeting!

ROFL

I spent close to $2000 this holiday season

dont talk to me about wives and presents and holidays

Thanks for catching that one Codger. I usually go back and edit, but I was in a hurry this morning.

Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE
 

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#1 (on my list of many)

"I told you that last week....why can't you remember anything"

Bull$hit!!!!
Did it ever occur to her that perhaps once, just once, that SHE actually forgot to tell me!!!

#2 Breathing....I hate it when she does that :D


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If I were at home, I soooooooooooooooo have a pic waiting for a moment like this.

Fraz,
The only reason women get away with HALF of the things they do, is because they have ALL of the Poosay.


I have no major complaints at this time. The worst thing Brideowanian does is keep the house too clean.

I'm probably the one that irritates her more, as hard as that may be to believe...........She can be looking at me, talking about something(maybe her day) and I just totally zone out and don't hear or retain anything....which comes up later when I don't remember or ask a question about what I was just told.

Your wife could be like mine's and turn put the toilet paper in the wrong way.

Or suggest get togethers with other people and come to me like they suggested the entire idea.

Or your wife could bounce checks because of "miscalculations" on her part.

Or your wife could put every piece of paper and child's homework on the kitchen table and act like I'm wrong for throwing it all away because it doesn't belong there.

~Constant instigator.

Well, damn, and I soooooooooooo need to be entertained.

:banghead: " Improper use of refrigerator shelves. The shelves in a refrigerator are all set at different heights. The top shelf has about 12" of headroom, so it's perfect for milk, 2 liters of pop, etc. So why is it that every time I need to put a tall item on the top shelf, I have to move seventeen different 4" items that would have fit on any other shelf in the damn fridge. Is it that hard to figure out? The short stuff goes on the short shelves. Meanwhile, the lettuce is frozen because she keeps it the meat drawer, and the lunch meat spoils faster because it's in the crisper."

This is classic, I gave up on this years ago and just deal with it. I had totally forgotten about, very funny! Made my day, I thought I was the only one that had a wife that could not figure this out. I think our Marriage is on it's fourth refrigerator and it has been a consistent issue through all of them! ROFL

So, did you two meet online or something? Because that would explain a lot.




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I think I'm in your boat. The things I do have to piss off my wife worse than the things she does.

I can zone out too but my buddy really f'd up. We were at his wedding last month and not only did he not make his wife say she'd obey in her vows but he vowed to listen and talk with her. I have never heard such a vow. Whipped!

Somebody should build a robot.

Hey, Tim... When you run across that first Best Buy gift card, you're certainly welcome to send it to me. ;)

Sh*t your wife does that makes you insane:

Breathe.

Too many to list...... Like Jeff, I'll plead the 5th in order to keep my balls in place as well.

BTW, there are some on here that do remind me of our house....LOL

This thread will be classic by noon today.