I've got a wife to wack me off 3 times a day, eh?

You're the one in high school.

Yeah, you're definitely gonna get a job acting like that.

Diddy, you only whack off 3 times a day now? You've fallen behind.

I'm getting old.

Arthritis is taken its toll.

I'm guessing that they fell in love while she was defending him.

High School! Ha! Try senior at University of Missouri-Columbia. Majoring in Communications

Well you're doing very well.

Now get a job.

Good deal. Sorry i exploded on ya earlier, I have this short temper that just explodes over little things. Look we are both CHIEFS fans so lets put this behind us and get ready for training camp.

Just flipping you shit.

Nothing to put behind. It's all good.

What in the hell does Packing shingles up a ladder have anything to do with Cinco De Mayo, you cheeto eating butt trencher?


Based on your posts so far, if you're a communications student, you'd better start studying a little harder, because at this rate, the Only thing you'll be communicating to me is to ask If I'd like to Supersize that.

No thank you, but I will take an extra packet of ketsup.

I have to say, your interview for my Marketing position is going poorly at this time. Management has some concerns about your written communication skills.

I'm not the one begging for a job, and then acting like a PMSing Meth Monkey looking for a fix for a foodstamp.

You are right though, anything you say, can and will be used against you at a further time during your stay.

I'm deeply offended as well. And I didn't even know I was Hispanic until you pointed it out. :)

well lets see how I could answer that?

I could go with the old standby, mind control.
Or, I completely snowed her.
there's always - I have a robotic toungue capable of 3500 rpm.
The baseball bat between my legs.
She is deaf dumb and blind, and has only one tit.
or the truth......which would be.

I have no earthly idea why I am so lucky. It still blows my mind. I am one lucky S.O.B. in that dept. -best guess - to make up for some tough personal family stuff in my twenties.

The Real question is...Did you call Phildo and show up for Work this morning?

pm'd him last night. unfortunately I already committed myself to another project for today. will call him tonight.

Scalper, I would have offered a position to you, but you didn't list any experience and I already have a college boy gopher. Good luck finding something.