There are plenty of girls out there Roy. And if you're lucky, you won't get stuck with any of them.

I should be. But then again, I don't have much will power.

Now that you don't have to worry about making her angry, like a month ago.....you're supposed to talk bad about her, and spill the beans about what a freak she was and stuff.

Wynona had a big brown beaver...she liked to stroke it all the time.....

ROFL

If you only knew how lucky you really are. I am mean that sincerely.

Listen to’im Roy, he’s spread’n the knowledge.

Also III.....this is where Man code 4:48-A is envoked.

You're required by man-code to shag her friend, sister, cousin, or sworn enemy... A thumb in the fudge for good measure.

$500? Could you even see it?

Do yourself a favor, and promise to come back here and talk to everyone when she calls you back up in a couple weeks saying, I was wrong. I am miserable without you. Lets work this out. IE my ex-wife. Just like you I was so happy that we were getting back together, that I never thought twice about it, until three days after our honeymoon.

Do not think this is something that you can just work out. She obviously had something in her head to walk away. And that thing will always be there. If she does come back, make her pay for it.

my salary consists of the few bucks I can borrow from my parents.


good thing chicks hate me...

Don't give ole III any shit about that...I'm sure thats alot of money for him....besides...if a woman needs an expensive ring...she's a gold digger in it for the wrong reasons anyway.

III...you need to envoke my "3 date rule policy". You need it in a bad way, too friend.

Its simple. You never even consider a relationship until after III dates. You don't even think about ANYTHING on the first date, except the first date....If it goes well, shoot for a 2nd.....but never within a week of the first. If something isn't right....end it before someone gets hurt.

If she puts out on the first date...excellent....but she is then changed in category to "thanks, but you'll never, ever be my girlfriend" status.

The Melcher Spike...

I think I know why she dumped yo ass, Roy.

You let her see your avatar, didn't you?

have her prove her love with a hot karl.


that's always good to weed out the golddiggers

My ex-wife tried that too. Luckily I saw it coming...