I've even heard from Elvis's dad that he may use David Boies to contest our statements and that they should not be construed as having never, ever, without-a-doubt, won a playoff game...<BR>

Morphius,

I was playing with Grbac...and I felt so dirty. But the victory made it all better.

OK, cut all the crap. Has Elvis really ever won a playoff game? I'm dying to know.

I heard that Elvis never won a playoff game because there weren't enough dimples in the football...<BR>

If NCAA college football would have had playoffs for a national championship...It is quite possible that Elvis and DA would have been in a playoff game together at Michigan....therefor, I demand a recount and will protest to the Florida Supreme Court.

Bob Dole is thinking this new manner of discussion is a lot easier than having to constantly go back and edit messages to ensure consistency with the annoying third-person thing.

(Elvis has never won a playoff game.)

I'm sure the Florida Supreme Court would certainly consider that a bowl game could count for a playoff game under the Florida constitution's "every Grbac has a right to a playoff game" statute...<BR>

MrBlond - LOL!

Morphius
ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Thanks Bob Dole, I think every Chiefs fan should pause for a moment of silence today to recognize that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

~waiting for someone to make that their signature~

But did Elvis ever have an album go platinum?

Bob Dole prefers to observe a moment of flatulence when pondering that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

Hey Morph, I hate you.... ;)

was it a dimpled playoff game or a pregnant playoff game...

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Who knows how many playoff games Elvis Grbac has won? I think its 0 but I can't remember exactly.

58,

spoiled playoff game, pregnant cheerleader.

Joe - I still have no idea why you got picked to be the target, but hey how often is it in your life that you have been chosen first?

Morphius
Guessing very few times (and I am an easy guy to hate)